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		You know your exam has taken a turn for the worse when your doctor squeezes your butt "as if it were play dough" (bradenton.com)		43
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Cythraul		2012-11-16 10:36:06 AM

"Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.

mysticcat		2012-11-16 10:48:02 AM

What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-16 10:58:17 AM

I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.

toraque		2012-11-16 11:55:13 AM

That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-11-16 11:56:38 AM

toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.

However, the thermometer always has a mercury leak after a couple minutes and leaves things really sticky.

FatherChaos		2012-11-16 12:32:30 PM

Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Now THAT'S a mouthful!

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick		2012-11-16 12:33:07 PM

mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.

You mean you can do that?!

My guidance counselor sucked.

ChipNASA		2012-11-16 12:33:52 PM

In Before.

3.bp.blogspot.com

KrispyKritter		2012-11-16 12:34:16 PM

Cythraul: "Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.

combine that with "you know you want to see my weiner!" from a few weeks ago and man, sex galore this weekend.

NASAM		2012-11-16 12:34:23 PM

toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.

Does he have both hands on your shoulders when he puts the thermometer in?

Super Chronic		2012-11-16 12:34:49 PM

Shame on Dr. Gungadin Chupacabra Shamalamadingdong.

Bad_ad85		2012-11-16 12:35:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.

aaaaaand THAT's why you're the FIRST NATIONAL bastard.

...You magnificent bastard.

doubled99		2012-11-16 12:35:46 PM

a couple hundred hours on the stairmaster and this would have been impossible...

Savage Bacon		2012-11-16 12:39:40 PM

Looks like she got felt up Ganga-style.

/i'm so sorry
//not really

trippdogg		2012-11-16 12:41:02 PM

cgraves67		2012-11-16 12:43:07 PM

Sadly, my excess flesh is that pliable.

lectos		2012-11-16 12:47:45 PM

Was it a star shaped extruder?

cig-mkr		2012-11-16 12:52:22 PM

My doctor does that to me, but I don't mind, she's pretty good looking.

Brick-House		2012-11-16 12:53:31 PM

My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay.

/Dr. Happy Ending

JackieRabbit		2012-11-16 12:55:16 PM

Guys, if your doc wants to do a prostrate exam on you, make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders. Unless you're into that, of course. NTTAWWT.

MoronLessOff		2012-11-16 12:59:43 PM

Brick-House: My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay.

/Dr. Happy Ending

I need to make sure I find a lady doctor for when my time for a check up comes around. Thanks for the reminder.

nucular bum		2012-11-16 01:05:09 PM

Hey, sexy lady! Dr. Gangnamstyle!

lennavan		2012-11-16 01:13:02 PM

The patient told police during a scheduled examination on May 8, 2009, Chapalamadugu lifted her blouse and touched her breast in an "inappropriate manner," according to a report from the Bradenton Police Department.

What a douche, he grabbed your boob. I would have told him WTF and gotten the fark out of there too.

Chapalamadugu then turned the victim around, pressing the front of his body against her back. Chapalamadugu continued to touch the woman's breasts and squeezed her buttocks as "if it were play dough," a report states. Chapalamadugu then turned his patient around and placed his mouth on her chest, according to police. The victim pushed him away, stating, "You know that's not right," and immediately left.

Wait, you stayed there while he continued to grope you and then suck on your boob? I mean the guy is a douche but WTF did you stay there that long for? Uh yeah, and then he pulled down his pants and started farkin me but I just assumed that was normal Dr behaviro.

ringersol		2012-11-16 01:13:13 PM

TFA: "as if it were play dough"

... he put it through the crazy spaghetti maker?

NotARocketScientist		2012-11-16 01:22:41 PM

squeezed her buttocks as "if it were play dough,"

Did it stay in that shape when he let go?

blatz514		2012-11-16 01:28:12 PM

Mega Steve		2012-11-16 01:34:06 PM

Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Dr. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo unavailable for comment

Vector R		2012-11-16 01:38:01 PM

Sounds more like the patient has a body fat percentage problem, if her flesh can be squeezed like play-doh.

Hagenhatesyouall		2012-11-16 01:39:17 PM

mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.

Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.

NO, no, NO, no!!!

My God man, it's a DOCTOR you're talking about! Doctors, like "scientists", are beyond reproach man!

ChadM89		2012-11-16 01:42:03 PM

I can't really say if he's a bad man or not without pics of the "victim" in question.

KarmaSpork		2012-11-16 01:42:17 PM

Mega Steve: Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Dr. Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo unavailable for comment

Unfortunately, he has fallen down a well.

rocketpants		2012-11-16 01:42:49 PM

Welcome to Bradentucky.

/ Go Canes

tillerman35		2012-11-16 01:49:16 PM

But what if your butt really WERE play dough? Would it be illegal to squeeze it then? (This is relevant only to that very narrow segment of the population who have play dough prosthetic butts).

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-11-16 01:56:30 PM

My gf recently went to a new doctor. She said he was great, except he seemed a bit too interested in her breasts.

"Wow, I imagine you experience a lot of back pain. Have you had a mammogram lately? We can do a quick check if you'd like."

Yeah, she has huge boobs.

Super Chronic		2012-11-16 02:05:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf recently went to a new doctor. She said he was great, except he seemed a bit too interested in her breasts.

"Wow, I imagine you experience a lot of back pain. Have you had a mammogram lately? We can do a quick check if you'd like."

Yeah, she has huge boobs.

Oh come on, you know the drill. POIDH.

ThrobblefootSpectre		2012-11-16 02:44:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, she has huge boobs.

She's got a really baby soft ass too. But she needs to trim a little more often, if you don't mind my saying so.

Langdon Alger		2012-11-16 02:50:03 PM

the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.

Inflatable Rhetoric		2012-11-16 03:10:03 PM

ringersol: TFA: "as if it were play dough"

... he put it through the crazy spaghetti maker?

I think it's called Playdo.

JackieRabbit		2012-11-16 03:11:56 PM

Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.

You only get paid for a grab ass if it's billed along with a finger blast.

Langdon Alger		2012-11-16 03:13:26 PM

JackieRabbit: Langdon Alger: the way insurance goes these days they probably got charged extra for the ass grab because it was not a part of the initial co-pay.

You only get paid for a grab ass if it's billed along with a finger blast.

with a dirty sanchez after

Do you know the way to Mordor		2012-11-16 03:13:31 PM

FatherChaos: Dr. Gangadahararao Chapalamadugu

Now THAT'S a mouthful!

And THAT kind of name is why on so many Bollywood film posters you see something like "Directed by V. K. K. Khan."

///Use their full name and there wouldn't be any room to print the names of the actual stars of the movie!