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(Des Moines Register)   So-called "Remote Control" abortions have not increased the total number of abortions in Iowa, but it has lead to a rise in Collin Quinn sightings   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-16 10:49:46 AM
i292.photobucket.com 
 

That's one hell of a universal remote. 
 
2012-11-16 10:55:48 AM
Did someone say Remote Control?

www.mielofon.com

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/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.
 
2012-11-16 11:24:02 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Did someone say Remote Control?

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/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.


She always made me want to "beat the bishop" if you know what I mean...
 
2012-11-16 11:39:57 AM
The episodes with Weird Al were the best.
 
2012-11-16 11:57:21 AM
You know, this is the first I've heard of these "remote control abortions", and I must say, Finding out what they actually were was very disappointing.
 
2012-11-16 11:57:48 AM
Dead or Canadian?
 
2012-11-16 12:00:03 PM
images.tvrage.com

www.allposters.com

No love for first seasons Marisol?
 
2012-11-16 12:00:03 PM
also this thread requires equal time for Marisol

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2012-11-16 12:00:41 PM
Jinx!
 
2012-11-16 12:01:03 PM
What a coincidence - the Iowa chapter of Planned Parenthood is a 72 Whooping Cough Lane.
 
2012-11-16 12:01:22 PM

tuna fingers: Dead or Canadian?



Who is Ken Ober?

I'll take English Literature for $2,000, Alex.
 
2012-11-16 12:01:26 PM
Troy Newman, president of Operation Rescue, said the decreased number of abortions is the result of efforts by organizations like his national anti-abortion group to curb the procedure's use.

No.
 
2012-11-16 12:02:35 PM
The study also found a slight decrease in the number of abortions performed during the second trimester of pregnancy, when risks of complication are higher, said Grossman, also a clinical professor in the obstetrics department at the University of California in San Francisco. He noted the decrease was small enough to require further study.

"In the reduction of second-trimester abortions, it will be important to see how that continues to play out," he said. "We know that earlier abortions are safer than later abortions."


Foreseeable - with women not needing to find time to travel across the state, they can get the procedure done sooner, with fewer complications.

Newman also argued that the pills a woman takes for the procedure are dangerous and have resulted in at least 11 deaths, often because of infection. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration, however, has said there is no evidence that either of the pills, Mifeprex and Misoprostol, has caused fatal infections.

Weak journalism. When one side presents factually incorrect statements, you call them on it - you don't simply provide a statement from the other side. This isn't point-counterpoint.
 
2012-11-16 12:02:44 PM
He's not hard to find. Try The Brooklyn Diner any morning.
 
2012-11-16 12:03:02 PM
For a moment there I thought were going to be talking about something like this

www.urolassoc.com

Using the machine to allow for the surgeon to perform an operation that might be legal in the state he's sitting in but illegal in the state the machine is in. That'll be a fun day in court.
 
2012-11-16 12:04:16 PM
Someone should set up remote surgery clinics in under-served states to do remote abortions. Then the doctors don't have to live in fear of being assassinated in the shatty bible thumping states they are serving.
 
2012-11-16 12:07:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Did someone say Remote Control?

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/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.


Thannnk you but the writers did that. See also: brother playing a brother /facepalm

/still in love
 
2012-11-16 12:08:01 PM
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2012-11-16 12:14:10 PM
Remote Control Abortions would be a great band name.
 
2012-11-16 12:26:27 PM
Came for the Kari pics,

NuttierThanEver: FirstNationalBastard: Did someone say Remote Control?

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/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.

She always made me want to "beat the bishop" if you know what I mean...


Yay, came to the thread for pics of Kari. And yes, it seemed weird to fap to a game show, but it never stopped me.
 
2012-11-16 12:31:51 PM
poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.
 
2012-11-16 12:36:17 PM
No topical love for the Adam Sandler?

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/Poor guy never outgrew the Trivia Delinquent phase.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:15 PM
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/hot
//sorry
 
2012-11-16 12:48:00 PM

KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.



HEY! Lisa Lampanelli is a FARKER!!!
 
2012-11-16 12:48:46 PM

KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.


You have bad taste and just made fun of a dead comedian.
I don't like you.
 
2012-11-16 12:52:59 PM

Zombie DJ: You have bad taste and just made fun of a dead comedian.
I don't like you.


MORE PROOF That KrispyKritter==Lisa Lampanelli!
 
2012-11-16 01:03:46 PM

KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.


Give Patrice a break, not everyone can be Rita Rudner.
 
2012-11-16 01:04:22 PM

ProfessorOhki: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 700x487]

/hot
//sorry


*snert*
 
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2012-11-16 01:12:28 PM

ProfessorOhki: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 700x487]

/hot
//sorry


*chuckle*

/train, hell, aisle seat next to you
 
2012-11-16 01:12:43 PM
Just once, they could have given a purple nurple to a female.
 
2012-11-16 01:30:35 PM

KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.


I'm sure Patrice would be properly humbled by your brilliantly insightful review, but he died a few years ago.
 
2012-11-16 01:47:25 PM

tuna fingers: Dead or Canadian?


Lorne Green is the question I remember being asked in this category.
 
2012-11-16 02:02:33 PM

wildcardjack: For a moment there I thought were going to be talking about something like this

[www.urolassoc.com image 523x380]

Using the machine to allow for the surgeon to perform an operation that might be legal in the state he's sitting in but illegal in the state the machine is in. That'll be a fun day in court.


For even more courtroom fun consider it legal in both states but the communications pass through a state where it's not legal.
 
2012-11-16 02:04:18 PM
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2012-11-16 02:48:45 PM

KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.

last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.


Yeah, being a comic that was universally spoken of by other comics as their favorite comic. Patrice definitely was a no talent sort of guy.
 
2012-11-16 02:56:34 PM

bu11durm: tuna fingers: Dead or Canadian?

Lorne Green is the question I remember being asked in this category.


Amazing, that is the only question I remember also.
 
2012-11-16 04:38:53 PM
I was wondering why there was a line of protestors outside my house when I tried to watch SportsCenter the other night.
 
2012-11-16 04:57:39 PM
www.armedforces-int.com
 
2012-11-16 07:43:14 PM

SkunkWerks: You know, this is the first I've heard of these "remote control abortions", and I must say, Finding out what they actually were was very disappointing.


Jenny wasn't like the other kids ...
 
2012-11-17 07:29:17 AM

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2012-11-17 02:05:40 PM
Hey, we can't shoot the doctor if we don't know where he is, damnit!


That's right - we're supposed to be the pinnacle of civilization, but our doctors have to use telepresence to perform medical procedures because religious kooks are terrified they will run out of religious kooks if that medical procedure continues, and so religious kooks have been intimidating, stalking, assaulting, and killing doctors. Sure, this also allows for monitoring of a patient at a distance in case the abortifacent doesn't work as intended, and there is a teensy, tiny risk involved because there's no doctor within emergency service range, but that's not what this article is about.

This is about ensuring that doctors can keep doing business without having to be exposed to religious kooks. Heck, this may make it nearly impossible for religious kooks to harass the patient, too, as it would be very difficult to identify folks using this procedure.
 
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