That's one hell of a universal remote.
FirstNationalBastard: Did someone say Remote Control?[www.mielofon.com image 440x529][img219.imageshack.us image 400x500][media.trb.com image 416x451]/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.
tuna fingers: Dead or Canadian?
NuttierThanEver: FirstNationalBastard: Did someone say Remote Control?[www.mielofon.com image 440x529][img219.imageshack.us image 400x500][media.trb.com image 416x451]/she might have ruined Sliders, but I still wouldn't mind if she had my remote control abortion.She always made me want to "beat the bishop" if you know what I mean...
KrispyKritter: poor Colin Quinn. had a comedy circle jerk show called Tough Crowd. almost every episode had a big fat brother named Patrice that would pretend to be a comedian. I'm guessing he was the producers dealer. Or he was nearby alley homeless and conveniently filled in for whoever canceled last minute. Pretty much ruined the whole show by himself. Fat boy Patrice never said one damn funny thing the whole time that show was on the air. felt bad for Colin that someone stuck him with a no-talent like that. it wasn't your fault, Colin. it wasn't your fault.last time i saw No Talent Patrice he was crying like a biatch on a Roast. lots of people that ignore their doctors repeated advice get diabetes, you jackass.
Zombie DJ: You have bad taste and just made fun of a dead comedian.I don't like you.
ProfessorOhki: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 700x487]/hot//sorry
wildcardjack: For a moment there I thought were going to be talking about something like this[www.urolassoc.com image 523x380]Using the machine to allow for the surgeon to perform an operation that might be legal in the state he's sitting in but illegal in the state the machine is in. That'll be a fun day in court.
bu11durm: tuna fingers: Dead or Canadian?Lorne Green is the question I remember being asked in this category.
SkunkWerks: You know, this is the first I've heard of these "remote control abortions", and I must say, Finding out what they actually were was very disappointing.
Tymast: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Hey, we can't shoot the doctor if we don't know where he is, damnit!
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