styckx: scottydoesntknow: I can't wait until they find him.They'll probably give him a free 30-day trial, then charge him out the ass for shoddy protectionThis joke has been told over 9,000 times
Stone Meadow: [threadjack]Is there such a thing as an anonymous cell phone? IOW, one that isn't tied to a credit card or something else that identifies you? This is for a BiL who's semi homeless and doesn't have any credit, but who will carry a phone if my wife (his sister) buys it for him. He doesn't want a regular cheap cell phone tho because "they" will be tracking him and trying to sell him shiat, etc.. TIA[/threadjack]
Diogenes: The Prime Minister of Belize yesterday called McAfee "bonkers."Is "bonkers" a cognate?
scopecreep: I have a question: could anyone who replies with helpful information in that forum post be charged with accessory after the fact to murder? I mean we know that's his normal forum handle and that he's under investigation for murder.
GreenAdder: Bath salts, dude. Not even once.
charttn: thisisarepeat: Why pay for lye? Just take ashes from your charcoal grill or fire place (wood ash) and put it in your drip style coffee maker where the grounds go. Don't drink what comes out, cuz its lye.I don't believe you...:)
downtownkid: shot the prick in the head.
The Larch: ..a spa where trained therapists holistically rebalance the natural symbiotic flora in a client's body, to restore physical, mental, and spiritual well being. Basically, you know, a massage parlor that sells criminally expensive yogurt enemas to idiots like Gwyneth Paltrow. All of the girls who work there would be young and good looking, and have tasteful tattoos and unusual hair color, and would be trained to use a lot of fancy pseudo-science new-agey crap words shamelessly stolen from the real biology research that has been in the popular press recently.
thisisarepeat: Why pay for lye? Just take ashes from your charcoal grill or fire place (wood ash) and put it in your drip style coffee maker where the grounds go. Don't drink what comes out, cuz its lye.
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