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(Amazon)   Subby's erotic romance "An Unexpected Guest" is free, and it's ranked #19 in Amazon's free erotic Kindle books. Please pick it up and get me to #1 Thanks :)   (amazon.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-16 10:48:54 AM
An erotic romance novel from a farker?!

I'm so scared I think I just peed myself....


the horror, the horror!!
 
2012-11-16 11:00:21 AM

Excerpt

Then she pushed her boobs together, so they were like coming out of her shirt almost, and had lots of cleavage. Her boobs were really nice, big, but not too big, and then she leaned closer so they were like right in his face. Then, she reached into his pants, and grabbed his boner.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:16 AM
Sent the link to Mrs Catusr. She loves the paranormal erotic fiction stuff.
 
2012-11-16 11:16:47 AM

tallguywithglasseson: ExcerptThen she pushed her boobs together, so they were like coming out of her shirt almost, and had lots of cleavage. Her boobs were really nice, big, but not too big, and then she leaned closer so they were like right in his face. Then, she reached into his pants, and grabbed his boner.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-16 11:26:14 AM
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2012-11-16 11:31:15 AM
Fark is not your personal erotica si....

Oh, wait, Amazon is. Carry on.
 
2012-11-16 11:33:47 AM
I put on my wizard robe and hat..,
 
2012-11-16 11:40:50 AM

Excerpt pt 2

Then she took off her pants and but his boner inside her pussy. She rode him until he blew his load. "Thanks, stud", she said, "you're the best". As she got up, he noticed there was blood on his dick.

"Whoops," she said, "looks like I have an unexpected guest".
Only available at Amazon.com
 
2012-11-16 12:23:05 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Excerpt pt 2Then she took off her pants and but his boner inside her pussy. She rode him until he blew his load. "Thanks, stud", she said, "you're the best". As she got up, he noticed there was blood on his dick.

"Whoops," she said, "looks like I have an unexpected guest".Only available at Amazon.com


This isn't too far off the mark...
 
2012-11-16 12:43:28 PM
stuffpoint.com
 
2012-11-16 12:49:27 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
 
2012-11-16 12:52:15 PM
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2012-11-16 01:04:54 PM
This is gonna be a good one.
 
2012-11-16 01:16:59 PM
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Welcome to Peterotica on tape. I'm Betty White reading "The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish" by Peter Griffin. Chapter one, Oh god, you should have seen this one hot chick. She was totally Italian...or maybe some kind of Spanish
 
2012-11-16 01:17:30 PM
As he entered her bedchamber, the room was warm. From across the room, he sensed her scent, her desire. He pulled back the gossamer curtain and slowly took in her beauty. He felt his loins stirring in desire until he noticed her sharp knees, at which point he swiftly existed the rooms.
 
2012-11-16 01:19:56 PM
unless erotica involves robots or cartoon characters I'm not sure you'll get a lot of takers here on Fark
 
2012-11-16 01:28:40 PM
As the sparkles fell down around the vampire's desperately tousled hair his eyes began to quiver with such a depth of emotion that it drew her living, vibrant soul into a glorious confluence with his dark and twisted pain and slowly they began to move in tandem to the rhythm of her own pulsating life. Not his..cause he was dead. And his dick didn't get hard either cause it was dead too. Eventually, she had to rub one out. Goddamn Soho Bar Scene. 

Another Excerpt
 
2012-11-16 02:09:44 PM
The author:

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Which one of you is this? Subby hasn't identified herself here has she?
 
2012-11-16 02:33:16 PM
Subby here. I wasn't sure how the plug would go over since it's easy to make fun of erotic romances, but I took a chance anyway. I'm holding steady at #20 for free erotica at Amazon.
 
2012-11-16 03:00:58 PM

tallguywithglasseson: ExcerptThen she pushed her boobs together, so they were like coming out of her shirt almost, and had lots of cleavage. Her boobs were really nice, big, but not too big, and then she leaned closer so they were like right in his face. Then, she reached into his pants, and grabbed his boner.


Another screen and coffee bite the dust.
 
2012-11-16 03:34:41 PM
"Don and Katy watched hypnotically Gino place more coffees out at another table with supreme balance"
 
2012-11-16 04:20:40 PM
Is it wrong that I read that as " Amazon's free erotic kiddie books." 

Thought maybe it is some modern method on teaching the kids "the birds and bees"
 
2012-11-17 01:25:47 AM
demotivate.me
 
2012-11-17 12:49:23 PM
Wow. And we've been giving it away for free on TFD.

I hope you make a mint, lady.
 
2012-11-17 02:46:46 PM
I love this thread so much!
 
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