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(New York Daily News)   Taliban have a few thoughts on what should happen to adulterer General Petraeus   (india.nydailynews.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-16 12:51:48 PM
6 votes:
If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.
2012-11-16 12:49:38 PM
5 votes:
How do they feel about Justin and Selena breaking up?
2012-11-16 12:59:10 PM
4 votes:
http://wwwwww.bvvp.com
2012-11-16 12:56:46 PM
4 votes:

olddinosaur: If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.


If you've owned an AK-47 since your twelfth birthday, and you STILL don't know what the sights are for.....


/been there, saw that.
2012-11-16 12:44:14 PM
4 votes:
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?
2012-11-16 12:39:16 PM
4 votes:
"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.
2012-11-16 01:07:34 PM
3 votes:
If he thinks that's funny, wait till he hears this zinger:

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

dronewarsuk.files.wordpress.com

"...Oh"
2012-11-16 12:38:41 PM
3 votes:
A gift pack of goats and some lube?
2012-11-16 01:27:58 PM
2 votes:
""From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.

"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."



And who said the Taliban doesn't embrace diversity and alternative viewpoints?
2012-11-16 01:19:02 PM
2 votes:
Stoned to death. What a great way to go.
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2012-11-16 12:56:11 PM
2 votes:
"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.

"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."


Religion of Peace
2012-11-16 12:51:05 PM
2 votes:
A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week.
"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.
"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.
"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."


Oh, Taliban. Never change
2012-11-16 12:46:28 PM
2 votes:

Yanks_RSJ: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?


THIS.

Why do we care about a Taliban's opinion on ANYTHING? Proven Retard. I wouldn't believe them if they said the sun would rise tomorrow.
2012-11-16 12:40:09 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

How would you be able to tell?


Oooooo, good one!

But the answer of course, is:

The Taliban are honest about their election promises.
2012-11-16 10:47:37 AM
2 votes:
Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.
2012-11-16 10:46:00 AM
2 votes:
FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
2012-11-16 01:34:00 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.


Only one dude, and honestly, unless white blobs are terribly offensive in your workplace... 

/commentary is amusing
2012-11-16 01:32:35 PM
1 votes:
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?"

and then he exploded
2012-11-16 01:28:06 PM
1 votes:
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing..."

AND IT IS AWESOME!
2012-11-16 01:27:09 PM
1 votes:

kindms: olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.

odd that you seem to be fascinated by Muslim bodily functions, hygiene and bestiality.


It's difficult to discuss Muslim customs without referencing hygiene and bestiality.
2012-11-16 01:03:55 PM
1 votes:
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

The funny thing is he thinks this is somehow an insult, while the civilized world laughs at him.
2012-11-16 01:03:21 PM
1 votes:
Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.
2012-11-16 12:57:39 PM
1 votes:
Well, they're totally the most reasonable people to ask.
2012-11-16 12:54:16 PM
1 votes:
The real reason for his laughter: Taliban with multiple wives are already too demoralized to take on someone else wife
2012-11-16 12:48:16 PM
1 votes:
Since technically Patraeus has brought comfort to the enemy, we should try him for sedition, right?
2012-11-16 12:47:55 PM
1 votes:
Not sure how a polygamist could possibly throw stones at an adulterer. They have an out. "Hmmm...bored with current wife...she's plumped up and has a vaghood like wizard sleeve since the kids...I have a little extra cash and Faisel's niece is looking pretty good since she turned 12..."
2012-11-16 12:45:48 PM
1 votes:
Oh wow, subby is talking about the actual Taliban and not some right-wing pundit.
2012-11-16 12:45:08 PM
1 votes:

farm machine: Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

That only applies to rape victims

Would that apply only to legitimate rape?


For a rape to be legitamate there you need mutiple men watching to make sure she put up enough resistance.
2012-11-16 12:41:45 PM
1 votes:
"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."

Totally heard a lot of stories coming out of the mideast about men being stoned to death for adultery. mmhm.
2012-11-16 11:12:53 AM
1 votes:
Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.
2012-11-16 11:04:32 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?


How would you be able to tell?
 
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