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(New York Daily News)   Taliban have a few thoughts on what should happen to adulterer General Petraeus   (india.nydailynews.com) divider line 89
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2012-11-16 01:19:02 PM
Stoned to death. What a great way to go.
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2012-11-16 01:19:04 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: When did we stop calling him "Betray us?" Wasn't that a thing for awhile?


When Obama appointed him and his image had to be rehabilitated.
 
2012-11-16 01:24:55 PM

StaleCoffee: WonderStuff: Prank Call of Cthulhu: "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.

From what I understand, the Taliban actually was good for the dancing boy situation and did not allow it. I hear it flourishes in the nom Taliban parts of Afghanistan.

Is that the lolcat DMZ?


Lol. I meant non. Stupid Iphone keyboard and lack of proofreading!
 
2012-11-16 01:27:09 PM

kindms: olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.

odd that you seem to be fascinated by Muslim bodily functions, hygiene and bestiality.


It's difficult to discuss Muslim customs without referencing hygiene and bestiality.
 
2012-11-16 01:27:58 PM
""From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.

"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."



And who said the Taliban doesn't embrace diversity and alternative viewpoints?
 
2012-11-16 01:28:06 PM
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing..."

AND IT IS AWESOME!
 
2012-11-16 01:32:35 PM
"It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?"

and then he exploded
 
2012-11-16 01:34:00 PM

olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.


Only one dude, and honestly, unless white blobs are terribly offensive in your workplace... 

/commentary is amusing
 
2012-11-16 01:34:04 PM

the_geek: If you're more of a New Testament type then he shouldn't be stoned to death but Jesus said he should pluck his own eyes out and also Jesus is going to torture him for all eternity.


Very true. After all, Jesus always spoke literally.
 
2012-11-16 01:35:10 PM

GregGates: http://www[www.bvvp.com image 500x312]


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2012-11-16 01:37:00 PM

exick: Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.


Because not even having the most basic clue about your enemy is the surest way to beat them?
 
2012-11-16 01:38:13 PM
Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.
Pud:
That only applies to rape victims participants


Fixed that for the Tali's
 
2012-11-16 01:38:17 PM
hey guys, i just got here and i was wondering if anyone has declared american culture superior to afghan culture yet???
 
2012-11-16 01:40:27 PM

Jubeebee: Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.


Best general? Hardly. It is only the brain washed military worship of the US population that prevented him from being sacked sooner.
 
2012-11-16 01:41:42 PM

olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.


I worked with a guy who swore he shot that video.
 
2012-11-16 01:47:16 PM

optimus_grime: hey guys, i just got here and i was wondering if anyone has declared american culture superior to afghan culture yet???



Whoops. It's so easy to forget that all cultures are equal.
 
2012-11-16 01:48:08 PM
Taliban are only ok with raping little boys. duh.
 
2012-11-16 01:50:10 PM

Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

That only applies to rape victims


Or to women who live in the same vicinity as men ... say, anywhere on the planet. 

[Insert "This is an outrage" jpg here.]
 
2012-11-16 01:50:52 PM
The Taliban would never cheat on their child brides.
 
2012-11-16 01:55:59 PM

Vector R: olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?

Really great Moslem porn.

Only one dude, and honestly, unless white blobs are terribly offensive in your workplace... 

/commentary is amusing


Wasn't some guy in Florida arrested for doing the same thing here?
 
2012-11-16 01:56:16 PM
Taliban have a few thoughts on what should happen to adulterer General Petraeus
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2012-11-16 02:08:32 PM
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2012-11-16 02:35:37 PM

jigger: The Taliban would never cheat on their child brides.


Don't have to call it cheating when polygamy is allowed
 
2012-11-16 02:38:20 PM
I dropped my daughters off at school this morning, I should probably be stoned for seeing all the other unveiled girls present.

//or for educating my daughters, for that matter.
 
2012-11-16 03:09:33 PM
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2012-11-16 03:33:00 PM
Was I reading the Teabaggers reaction?
 
2012-11-16 03:49:19 PM
Make him marry all the women in question?

Actually... that would be a pretty horrific punishment.
 
2012-11-16 04:50:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?


I think the guy they interviewed was a fake. Neather of them ever laugh. Except when plotting evil.
 
2012-11-16 05:07:02 PM

Deep Contact: Stoned to death. What a great way to go.
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Without twinkies?
It's cruel and unusual punishment.
 
2012-11-16 05:46:26 PM
"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.
"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."


So, Pashtun are more NRA. I was wondering where the anti-sharia people were getting funding.
 
2012-11-16 05:53:42 PM
I love that the young boy/goat farkers are getting so much amusement out of one man's extra marital affair.
 
2012-11-16 07:17:15 PM
"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

Funny. I thought they loved Americans and only hated our policies.
 
2012-11-16 07:53:25 PM

exick: Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.


The funny thing is, I have a few thoughts on what should happen to the Taliban.
 
2012-11-16 08:24:43 PM

olddinosaur: If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.


Not as funny as you might be a redneck jokes.
 
2012-11-16 08:39:11 PM
Pashtuns are basically hillbillies.
Pashto punishment "he should be shot at by the family of the mistress.

Did they make moonshine before they converted to Islam?
 
2012-11-17 02:13:37 AM

jst3p: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

The funny thing is he thinks this is somehow an insult, while the civilized world laughs at him.


He actually seemed pretty well grounded and with a sense of humour, to me. "Hah! You bastards... Yeah, we kill someone for that here. You bastards. You lucky, lucky bastards..."
 
2012-11-17 03:56:35 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

How would you be able to tell?


Check your wallet afterwards,
 
2012-11-17 06:51:20 AM
Things they think should happen to Patraeus... If Patraeus was a woman?

/Because high ranking men in tribal desert cultures are stoned to death all the time.
/Said no historian, ever.
 
2012-11-17 11:16:33 AM
I have some ideas about the Taliban

And so do you ...

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