The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: When did we stop calling him "Betray us?" Wasn't that a thing for awhile?
StaleCoffee: WonderStuff: Prank Call of Cthulhu: "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.From what I understand, the Taliban actually was good for the dancing boy situation and did not allow it. I hear it flourishes in the nom Taliban parts of Afghanistan.Is that the lolcat DMZ?
kindms: olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?Really great Moslem porn.odd that you seem to be fascinated by Muslim bodily functions, hygiene and bestiality.
olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?Really great Moslem porn.
the_geek: If you're more of a New Testament type then he shouldn't be stoned to death but Jesus said he should pluck his own eyes out and also Jesus is going to torture him for all eternity.
GregGates: http://www[www.bvvp.com image 500x312]
exick: Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.
Jubeebee: Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.
optimus_grime: hey guys, i just got here and i was wondering if anyone has declared american culture superior to afghan culture yet???
Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.That only applies to rape victims
Vector R: olddinosaur: Hey Farkers! Anybody gotta link to that video (NSFW obviously) of the two Iraqi guys taking turns boinking a donkey, and got themselves videoed by US Army night vision cameras when they thought no one could see?Really great Moslem porn.Only one dude, and honestly, unless white blobs are terribly offensive in your workplace... /commentary is amusing
jigger: The Taliban would never cheat on their child brides.
FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family....Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
Deep Contact: Stoned to death. What a great way to go.[weedsmokersguide.com image 525x362]
olddinosaur: If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.
jst3p: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.The funny thing is he thinks this is somehow an insult, while the civilized world laughs at him.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?How would you be able to tell?
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