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(Yahoo)   In a statement that should only shock Twilight fans, Robert Pattinson confirms Team Edward vs. Team Jacob was a marketing ploy. The HORROR   (movies.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-11-16 12:35:29 PM  
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Yeah, that whole thing is pretty ridiculous. It was never a question of who was going to win. Even though the wolf-kid is by far the better looking of the pair, has a thousand times more personality, treated her better, never dumped her in the deep, dark woods causing her to suffer a nervous breakdown, never attempted suicide, was acceptable to friends and family, and wouldn't have required the girl to conceive a hellspawn that would eat its way out of her uterus, or to turn into the walking undead, he was destined to lose. Yet all the teenie fans screaming "TEAM JACOB" as if by the force of their collective hysterical will they could time travel and change the outcome of books already published...

/knows far too much about this Twilight business
//has young daughters
///is nosy about what they read
////sometimes this hurts
2012-11-16 03:00:14 PM  
1 vote:
"That was not from the fans either. That was kind of, uh, marketing," Pattinson slyly revealed during our recent interview. "We're both on the same team," he joked.

Yes, yes I'm sure you are..
2012-11-16 02:18:54 PM  
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2012-11-16 01:38:09 PM  
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wingnut396: namegoeshere: Yeah, that whole thing is pretty ridiculous. It was never a question of who was going to win. Even though the wolf-kid is by far the better looking of the pair, has a thousand times more personality, treated her better, never dumped her in the deep, dark woods causing her to suffer a nervous breakdown, never attempted suicide, was acceptable to friends and family, and wouldn't have required the girl to conceive a hellspawn that would eat its way out of her uterus, or to turn into the walking undead, he was destined to lose. Yet all the teenie fans screaming "TEAM JACOB" as if by the force of their collective hysterical will they could time travel and change the outcome of books already published...

/knows far too much about this Twilight business
//has young daughters
///is nosy about what they read
////sometimes this hurts

You forget that the werewolf was her age while the vampire was a 98 year old man going to high school and picking up underage girls (but he sparkled and didn't drive a van, so its cool)


You forgot to add that he was rich. As in, seriously mega farking RICH.
2012-11-16 12:54:45 PM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: Yeah, that whole thing is pretty ridiculous. It was never a question of who was going to win. Even though the wolf-kid is by far the better looking of the pair, has a thousand times more personality, treated her better, never dumped her in the deep, dark woods causing her to suffer a nervous breakdown, never attempted suicide, was acceptable to friends and family, and wouldn't have required the girl to conceive a hellspawn that would eat its way out of her uterus, or to turn into the walking undead, he was destined to lose. Yet all the teenie fans screaming "TEAM JACOB" as if by the force of their collective hysterical will they could time travel and change the outcome of books already published...

/knows far too much about this Twilight business
//has young daughters
///is nosy about what they read
////sometimes this hurts


You forget that the werewolf was her age while the vampire was a 98 year old man going to high school and picking up underage girls (but he sparkled and didn't drive a van, so its cool)
 
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