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(Sun Sentinel)   What's the difference between a deer and a lawyer in a car accident? The lawyer has meth   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 31
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2012-11-16 10:44:37 AM
You would feel bad about hitting the deer?
 
2012-11-16 10:47:54 AM
Deer are tasty and relatively disease-free?
 
2012-11-16 10:48:17 AM
Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?
 
2012-11-16 10:48:39 AM
as a meth taking deer lawyer, i'm getting a kick
 
2012-11-16 10:48:49 AM
Better call Saul.
 
2012-11-16 10:49:57 AM
You know "Breaking Bad" is going a little too far with these promotions...
 
2012-11-16 10:50:51 AM
Why the fark would a lawyer call the cops to respond to his hitting a deer with his likely beat up Cadillac when he has drugs in the car?

/facepalm
 
2012-11-16 10:51:48 AM
I would stop if I hit a deer...
 
2012-11-16 10:52:09 AM
You don't back up several times to make sure the deer is dead.
 
2012-11-16 10:52:28 AM
Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.
 
2012-11-16 10:53:50 AM
Lawyers always have the best drugs.
 
2012-11-16 10:54:27 AM

vudukungfu: Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.


They're NOT zombies?
 
2012-11-16 11:00:51 AM

btch_cakes: Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?


Hello? 911? I need a mambulans.
 
2012-11-16 11:04:11 AM
Someone will miss the dear.
 
2012-11-16 11:04:38 AM
So, I guess he just cooks and sells it? 'Cause he doesn't really have that 'meth' look going on....
 
2012-11-16 11:05:59 AM
And the deer has skid marks in front of it.
 
2012-11-16 11:06:05 AM
I bet he said something like "D'OH!!! A Deer. A Female Deer"
 
2012-11-16 11:07:12 AM

JohnAnnArbor: vudukungfu: Can we just start shooting methheads like they were farking zombies?
Nothing of value would be lost.

They're NOT zombies?


Now they tell me.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:07 AM
When detectives responded to the accident a K-9 alerted to the presence of drugs in his car.

I've never had detectives come out with a K-9 unit when I've hit a deer with my car. Usually they just ask if I need them to come put the deer down.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:20 AM
THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.
 
2012-11-16 11:17:06 AM

Holocaust Agnostic: Someone will miss the dear.


No, sounds like he hit it pretty good.

I saw a woman hit a deer in front of me once. We both stopped. Deer was still alive but it's leg was broken. I finished it off with a knife I had in my car. She did not ask for my number.
 
2012-11-16 11:22:27 AM

cgraves67: THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.


Isn't the unwritten rule to only shoot full-grown males?
 
2012-11-16 11:26:55 AM
if i hadn't expired, i'd upvote this

/a methless lawyer
 
2012-11-16 11:29:25 AM
C'mon man. I was expecting to see the lawyer with Walter White's black hat shopped on his head. Let's go people, I don't have all day.
 
2012-11-16 11:31:24 AM

CapeFearCadaver: cgraves67: THe difference is that there are people who are opposed to the killing of deer on moral grounds.

Isn't the unwritten rule to only shoot full-grown males?


No, that rule is written.
 
2012-11-16 11:43:33 AM
Lots of differences, the deer probably doesn't have a law degree, for example
 
2012-11-16 12:31:19 PM
Your hanging out with the wrong deer, subby.
 
2012-11-16 12:51:39 PM

btch_cakes: Who gets the deer? Me or the dog?


Classic
 
2012-11-16 05:15:58 PM
When do you become a former defense lawyer?

who is currently on probation for Disorderly Conduct...
spent a year in prison in 1996 for manufacturing Meth...
busted once again for manufacturing meth, possessing pot, drug paraphernalia and meth and other charges
...
 
2012-11-16 05:23:46 PM
Faces of Meth

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2012-11-17 12:20:40 PM
The lawyer drives a nicer car.
 
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