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LowbrowDeluxe		2012-11-16 09:08:59 AM

That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.

HMS_Blinkin		2012-11-16 09:13:13 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.

Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

Huntceet		2012-11-16 09:13:54 AM

So is Wash. a stand your ground state?

Vegan Meat Popsicle		2012-11-16 09:15:00 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.

bwilson27		2012-11-16 09:15:02 AM

mynameist		2012-11-16 09:15:14 AM

Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.

strapp3r		2012-11-16 09:15:32 AM

is Lake Sacajawea near Lake Shotizcokov?

Molavian		2012-11-16 09:17:51 AM

She should have pulled a knife and cut it off, then kicked it down a storm drain.

OnlyM3		2012-11-16 09:18:15 AM

mynameist

Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.

You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

Headso		2012-11-16 09:18:26 AM

strapp3r: is Lake Sacajawea near Lake Shotizcokov?

It's near Lake Wobegon

Arthurgoboom		2012-11-16 09:19:09 AM

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for flashing, this is for fun.

/yes?

Molavian		2012-11-16 09:20:07 AM

strapp3r: Shotizcokov

i228.photobucket.com

Vegan Meat Popsicle		2012-11-16 09:20:18 AM

OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

People like you are like cavemen with hammers...

HMS_Blinkin		2012-11-16 09:20:19 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.

True. My point isn't to defend the gun use, but to defend the use of threats or force. Like I said, it's not a situation you talk your way out of. Hopefully she had the safety on or took other precautions, since you're right, this isn't worth killing over.

No Time To Explain		2012-11-16 09:20:29 AM

Alternate title: man pulls out his single shooter, woman reciprocates by pulling out her six shooter

/could've ended with at least one of the guy's bodily fluids everywhere

SkunkWerks		2012-11-16 09:20:38 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.

That.

Headso		2012-11-16 09:20:46 AM

OnlyM3: mynameist

Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.
You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

pretty much. Why can't this lady defend herself while this creep is far enough away not to overpower her, she doesn't know what the fark this guy is about to do.

Headso		2012-11-16 09:22:26 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Luffans		2012-11-16 09:24:31 AM

Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-11-16 09:25:04 AM

liitle...?

ChipNASA		2012-11-16 09:25:24 AM

SkunkWerks		2012-11-16 09:26:14 AM

Headso: yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Are we sure this would constitute legitimate rape?

Because I'm pretty sure, or so the doctors have told me, that in that sort of case, that old lady's body has a way to shut that whole thing down.

Molavian		2012-11-16 09:26:22 AM

Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Well, she should be the moral superior and take the cock. I mean, it's not like it's worth killing someone over. I'm sure all the rape survivors agree.

MooseUpNorth		2012-11-16 09:28:04 AM

Oh, drinking beer in a cabaret
Was I having fun
Until one night she saw my nuts
And now I'm on the run

Oh, lay that pistol down, babe
Lay that pistol down
Pistol packing mama
Lay that pistol down

phenn		2012-11-16 09:32:45 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: HMS_Blinkin: Well she didn't shoot the guy. It's not like most flashers can be reasoned with. Saying "no thank you, I do not wish to observe your penis" probably won't do much good.

She shoulda just kicked him in the nuts. Less chance for an unintended permanent consequence and still gets the message across nicely.

That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.

KawaiiNot		2012-11-16 09:33:15 AM

Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.

THIS!

You guys have no idea how often this happens and how scary it is as a woman. Flashing is an act of aggression & violence. It's not funny to women. I had this happen to me once when walking home from school as a kid. Scary as crap. These people are sick and you cannot predict whether flashing will progress to an attack.

So good for her!

Romans 7 19		2012-11-16 09:33:54 AM

As a friend of this woman since high school....I'm getting a kick outta these.....

If you read the story at the daily news (tdn.com) you may learn she had her child with her and her dog. The lake is a 1.5 mile park in the middle of town. Martin dock has a playground and whatnot.

wellreadneck		2012-11-16 09:33:58 AM

Your right to swing your dick ends at the tip of my nose?

Carth		2012-11-16 09:35:26 AM

KawaiiNot: Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.

THIS!

You guys have no idea how often this happens and how scary it is as a woman. Flashing is an act of aggression & violence. It's not funny to women. I had this happen to me once when walking home from school as a kid. Scary as crap. These people are sick and you cannot predict whether flashing will progress to an attack.

So good for her!

Schrödinger's Rapist?

jbuist		2012-11-16 09:36:15 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Hopefully she had the safety on

Most handguns don't have manual safeties. Not sure why everybody seems to think they do.

Walker		2012-11-16 09:38:16 AM

We sent a reporter to the scene who asked the flasher for a comment:
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2012-11-16 09:38:39 AM

Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Indeed. And you just know the people decrying her show of force here would be the same ones arguing "Well why didn't she fight back harder?" if she'd actaully been assaulted.

for good or for awesome		2012-11-16 09:39:34 AM

I fully support this woman's right to pull a gun on that freak. Memo to the rest of the world: you go around showing people your dick. you might get shot.

Jae0o0		2012-11-16 09:39:51 AM

If I was in that situation i'd have drawn my weapon too. Judge all you want. Dont bring an erect penis to a gun fight.

DrZiffle		2012-11-16 09:41:18 AM

Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Come to the white courtesy phone.

SkunkWerks		2012-11-16 09:42:50 AM

DrZiffle: Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Come to the white courtesy phone.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Dimensio		2012-11-16 09:42:59 AM

Molavian: Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Well, she should be the moral superior and take the cock. I mean, it's not like it's worth killing someone over. I'm sure all the rape survivors agree.

I have learned, from Fark, that using force against an unprovoked aggressor that results in the death of the aggressor is murder.

Vegan Meat Popsicle		2012-11-16 09:46:32 AM

Headso: shouldn't have felt threatened

I guess that's a good point. I forgot to include the fact that people like you and OnlyM3, beyond being complete rockheads, are also incredible cowards who feel compelled to pull a gun every time you "feel threatened" at any level.

Thanks for the correction.

phenn: That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.

I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.

People who's only available reaction to ever possible threat is "shoot it!" are, ironically, exactly the types of people who probably shouldn't be carrying guns in the first place.

demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-11-16 09:49:06 AM

CSB time:

When I was stationed in Germany, I often took the streetcar.
One fine morning, I noticed an obvious American soldier wearing a trench coat.
At one of the stops, he went to the front of the streetcar and flashed the rest of the passengers.
The Germans started laughing - little old ladies and men, teenagers who went to the trade school, business people in suits, and blue collar types in overalls. Even little kids. Every single one of them busted out laughing (quite a few of them were pointing*) as the flasher dashed off the streetcar and ran away.

It was a cultural lesson for me and for the flasher. (Oh, and it's common for men to pull over their cars and piss on the nearest wall/tree.)

Maybe we ought to adopt this attitude: Point (fingers, not firearms) and laugh.

*Circumcision is rare in Germany.

Jae0o0		2012-11-16 09:51:24 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: CSB time:

When I was stationed in Germany, I often took the streetcar.
One fine morning, I noticed an obvious American soldier wearing a trench coat.
At one of the stops, he went to the front of the streetcar and flashed the rest of the passengers.
The Germans started laughing - little old ladies and men, teenagers who went to the trade school, business people in suits, and blue collar types in overalls. Even little kids. Every single one of them busted out laughing (quite a few of them were pointing*) as the flasher dashed off the streetcar and ran away.

It was a cultural lesson for me and for the flasher. (Oh, and it's common for men to pull over their cars and piss on the nearest wall/tree.)

Maybe we ought to adopt this attitude: Point (fingers, not firearms) and laugh.

*Circumcision is rare in Germany.

Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.

Headso		2012-11-16 09:51:30 AM

SkunkWerks		2012-11-16 09:53:25 AM

Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.

Yes, there was only pointing, no laughing.

mdeesnuts		2012-11-16 09:54:53 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.

Woman with child is faced with sexually agressive stranger pulls a gun. And your opinion is she is dimwitted and cowardly.

notsureifserious.jpg

demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-11-16 09:54:55 AM

Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.

"Watch me masturbate!" *BANG* Yeah, that's a proportional response. Pointing and laughing would have failed because????

SkunkWerks		2012-11-16 09:56:42 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Jae0o0: Except that is nothing like what happened to the woman in the news story.

"Watch me masturbate!" *BANG* Yeah, that's a proportional response. Pointing and laughing would have failed because????

because rape.

you know, that thing you're supposed to lie down and take (and bear children from, if capable) if it happens to you according to the same folks.

cryinoutloud		2012-11-16 09:57:01 AM

Luffans: Good grief, people, she didn't shoot the sicko -- just used the gun to scare him away. Who knows if he would have tried to take it further if she hadn't stood her ground. Good for her. What do some of you think she should have done? Actually sat there and watched him with no protest? Jeez.

Usually you tell them to fark off and they leave. And I never had to pull a gun to make it happen. Usually a polite snicker will stop them in their tracks.

And I've never heard of anyone who got raped who was first approached by someone flashing them. Flashers are little penis-waggers, rapists are something completely different. See, they rely on the element on surprise....something they really can't maintain if they start out by masturbating in front of their victim.

Rwa2play		2012-11-16 09:58:18 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

People like you are like cavemen with hammers...

Riiiight, like flashers can be reasoned with....

Carth		2012-11-16 09:58:27 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Headso: shouldn't have felt threatened

I guess that's a good point. I forgot to include the fact that people like you and OnlyM3, beyond being complete rockheads, are also incredible cowards who feel compelled to pull a gun every time you "feel threatened" at any level.

Thanks for the correction.

phenn: That assumes he wasn't packing. Which you probably shouldn't. She didn't fire. I don't think any serious lines were crossed here. Not by her, anyway.

I don't either, I just find it amazing that some people are so dimwitted and cowardly that it seems like the only solution they can even conceive in a situation like this is pulling a gun.

People who's only available reaction to ever possible threat is "shoot it!" are, ironically, exactly the types of people who probably shouldn't be carrying guns in the first place.

You might want to button up. Your privilege is showing

Coolfusis		2012-11-16 09:58:30 AM

I'm not sure about this one. The headline makes me think "Really? Pulling a gun because he showed you his cock?" but the article states he " approached aggressively" while masturbating.

A woman who sees a guy's dick and freaks out? Yeah, that's sick, but it's still probably an over-reaction. Just walk away while calling the cops.

A lone woman in a non-crowded area who has a guy masturbate while "aggressively approaching" her? Yeah, this is precisely the reason women carry guns in the first place.

mynameist		2012-11-16 09:59:20 AM

Just to clear things up. There is a huge gap between flashing and rape. Has there even been a case where someone was flashed and then raped moments later? There may be absolutely no connection at all.
There is not a huge gap between pulling a gun on someone and shooting them. Most defense classes will teach you never to pull one out unless you plan on firing it.

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