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(WTSP)   Jill Kelley and General Allen join the mile-high club. Bonus points for military plane   (wtsp.com) divider line 62
    More: Followup, Allen Joines, MacDill Air Force Base, bonus points, stairs, Yoshiaki Iwasaki, Petraeus, sex scandals  
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2012-11-16 03:13:58 PM

WickerNipple: Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?

Stick dick in crazy at own peril.


But crazy provides the best sex.

Worst catch-22 of all time.
 
2012-11-16 03:26:20 PM

Pocket Ninja: We're told Generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and that no violation of rules occurred.

Also, submitters who link to local news sites with auto-play videos should be beaten, outed, and beaten again.


FWIW, I've been able to halt the autoplay monster using the latest version of Chrome.

Wired

In the newest Chrome, in the advanced settings, under Privacy, under Content settings, there is a Plug-in section, in which you can set the default behavior for plug-ins is "click to play". It's sort of like FlashBlock.

So that turns autoplay videos off for every site.

THEN Chrome makes it easy on a site by site basis to turn plug-ins back on.

Up in the address bar, clicking on the page icon reveals a permissions page that makes it easy to set for each site a permission that allows that site to automatically run.

So sites like HuffPo, ABC, http://www.wtsp.com, Break, Liveleak that constantly abuse autoplay videos don't get permission to run plug-ins unless and until I click on the video.

And sites that generally know how to behave themselves do get permission to run the plug ins.
 
2012-11-16 04:20:20 PM
BinderWoman

"Why are the Para-Commandos doing a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes & the media? And how does she qualify under any of those categories?"

My first thought, too, after reading that. And my second thought was how no one wants to cut the sacrosanct military budget, especially when our tax dollars pay for programs like this that produce such beneficial results.

/awesome fark handle btw. I lol'd.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-16 05:04:11 PM
Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.

There's a four letter word ending in 'k' describing what they did.
 
TWX
2012-11-16 05:48:22 PM

ZAZ: Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.

There's a four letter word ending in 'k' describing what they did.


Talk?

/how about a four letter word for a particular kind of woman ending in -unt?
 
2012-11-16 05:51:19 PM

ZAZ: Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.

There's a four letter word ending in 'k' describing what they did.


extra marital inter digitation
 
2012-11-16 05:57:04 PM

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


But enough about General Petraeus and General Allen. What about those poor women they preyed upon?
 
2012-11-16 09:06:59 PM
Can't wait for the porno.
 
2012-11-16 09:08:30 PM
I can't shake the feeling that there's a man behind a curtain somewhere we're not supposed to look at....
 
2012-11-16 10:09:35 PM
I said it on TFD, I'll say it here: The Kelley women are Kardashians with less ass, and less class.
 
2012-11-17 06:28:46 AM

Odd Bird: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.


HaHA! As if we have any of that left. Pretty sure Bush flushed it all.
 
2012-11-17 05:02:30 PM

Walker: Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure.


It's the Floridian Republican Dream!
 
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