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(WTSP)   Jill Kelley and General Allen join the mile-high club. Bonus points for military plane   (wtsp.com) divider line 62
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2012-11-16 08:45:18 AM
We're told Generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and that no violation of rules occurred.

Also, submitters who link to local news sites with auto-play videos should be beaten, outed, and beaten again.
 
2012-11-16 08:56:04 AM
This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.
 
2012-11-16 09:08:28 AM
How about a warning when a link contains an autoplay commercial loud enough to blow you across the room, Subby?
 
2012-11-16 09:11:06 AM

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.
 
2012-11-16 09:28:18 AM
How many more times will this story jump the shark?
 
2012-11-16 09:35:55 AM
Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-16 09:49:26 AM
What a brilliant comment on the article:

Who cares? If it does't redu century taxes, inc crease jobs or impeach Obama....who car RSVP?

Thank you Peggy Warner for your insightful analysis of the situation.
 
2012-11-16 10:29:30 AM

AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.


Yeah, she's already in so much trouble. Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure. B*tch is going down.
 
2012-11-16 10:42:05 AM

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


While I'm still of the opinion that this really isn't a very big "scandal" - it's certainly up there in the entertainment factor. I'm waiting for dick tweets. You know they're out there somewhere.
 
2012-11-16 11:37:38 AM
this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?
 
2012-11-16 11:38:24 AM
Lebanese Mati-Hari sisters for Hamas

And our idiot high command fell for it.

I've been complaining about senior command for years. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Don't worry. It'll all get covered up and Washington can go back to business as usual ... giving away your money to whoever blows them.
 
2012-11-16 11:39:24 AM

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


Stick dick in crazy at own peril.
 
2012-11-16 11:39:41 AM
Tampa, Florida -- 10 News has learned Tampa socialite Jill Kelley

Can we stop calling them socialites? As if that's an actual thing.
 
2012-11-16 11:40:04 AM
Joins, and not joined? Present tense?

I would've thought, after all the attention...
 
2012-11-16 11:40:40 AM

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


Yeah I haven't either, it's really hard to bring myself to care. Petraeus cheated on his wife and resigned as he should have, that was kinda the end of it for me.
 
2012-11-16 11:41:26 AM
I'll bet she's got a hairy bush which requires weekly maintenance...

That's all I have to say about this.
 
2012-11-16 11:41:59 AM
www.jwz.org
 
2012-11-16 11:43:07 AM
Wake me up when Petraeus puts out a sex tape to get back in the CIA.
 
2012-11-16 11:44:14 AM

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.
 
2012-11-16 11:44:26 AM
She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.
 
2012-11-16 11:44:42 AM
We're told generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and no violation of the rules occurred.

Yawn. keep digging.
 
2012-11-16 11:46:16 AM
LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.


I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 11:46:25 AM
You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.
 
2012-11-16 11:46:31 AM

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


This one General dude stuck his peen in crazy. This Matajari chick caught on that he was a cooze crazy man whore and leveraged it to get in close to some sensitive info and contacts. The crazy found out and was all 'that's mine! step off, biatch!' and outed her to the Feds. They sat on it until after the election and then it was on like donkey kong. We then find out that the Matajari chick was also working this other General dude and now she can't go on the military bases and eat the free food.
Now, we're trying to figure out how to blame Obama for all of this.
It's epic!!!
 
2012-11-16 11:51:54 AM
Yeah, but were they in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG 28?
 
2012-11-16 12:05:54 PM
I think I saw that one. It was a Vivid title.
 
2012-11-16 12:13:22 PM
This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.
 
2012-11-16 12:16:42 PM

Walker: AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.

Yeah, she's already in so much trouble. Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure. B*tch is going down.


They will get booked on TV shows, have book deals, and probably a LifeTime movie. Every one of them will get rich from this.
 
2012-11-16 12:21:45 PM

AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.


The only way to solve the issue of who's the biggest power hungry crazy... well, you know.. is to have them face each other in a mudwrestling match.
 
2012-11-16 12:22:49 PM

Odd Bird: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-16 12:24:58 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.jwz.org image 400x390]


Ah, for the days of cruising Riverside, Dicks Burgers and after-hours at Franky Doodles..
 
2012-11-16 12:25:31 PM

Summoner101: You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.


And those middle eastern women have serious grooming issues. I wonder how offen she has to have that sascrotch waxed?
 
2012-11-16 12:25:31 PM
Busty, hairy woman vs. Lanky 5-head....both crazy.

PPV Gold.
 
2012-11-16 12:32:32 PM

swahnhennessy: This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.


Nah, Broadwell is pretty hot.
 
2012-11-16 12:40:27 PM
Has Kelley exposed which guy has the bigger hammer?
 
2012-11-16 12:45:25 PM

Summoner101: You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.


Marines.
This is what happens when the Navy lets them run loose without supervision.
Marines.
 
2012-11-16 01:02:22 PM
who was this kelly woman and the military liasion'ing with? just a question.


cantor is still a dick
i139.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-16 01:05:37 PM

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


Dude. Even tandem masters have standards. Not really very high standards, but standards nonetheless.
 
2012-11-16 01:11:59 PM

tumy4me: Has Kelley exposed which guy has the bigger hammer?


that would be "firing the biggest gun."
 
2012-11-16 01:14:35 PM
 
2012-11-16 01:25:38 PM
I have an ex that works at a DC museum that will probably be involved in a scandal like this one day. Kinda suprised she isnt involved in this.
 
2012-11-16 01:57:38 PM
www.wtsp.com

Shooped? No nipples?
 
2012-11-16 02:06:00 PM
www.global-air.com

The first rule of the "Mile High Club" is don't get caught. (new window)
 
2012-11-16 02:16:19 PM

Sybarite: Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

[i48.tinypic.com image 327x328]



A Broad Too Far.
 
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2012-11-16 02:19:30 PM

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.


For some reason, the, "someone, somewhere is tired of her shiat," line comes to mind here.

If she were in to it that would be one thing, but if she's as taming-of-the-shrew high maintenance as she looks, the nagging and complaining would very quickly offset the sex appeal, especially when it's unlikely she'll be up for rumpy-pumpy later anyway.
 
2012-11-16 02:25:47 PM

Prey4reign: She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.


I bet she was a thespian for a while in college, too.
 
2012-11-16 02:30:23 PM
Why are the Para-Commandos doing a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes & the media? And how does she qualify under any of those categories?
 
2012-11-16 02:31:45 PM

ChipNASA: LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.

I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


That snout would catch a lot of air man. I think I'd have to pass. Besides the lawyers, the bankers and the cops would be right behind you. That ain't never gonna stop.
 
2012-11-16 02:56:52 PM
I'll bet a lot of people are googling "Jill Kelly" and getting some excellent hits.

I'm sure there have been local news shows with the wrong Jill aired already. Plus the "All up in my Snatch" incident. This is comedy gold.
 
2012-11-16 03:04:06 PM

Lsherm: swahnhennessy: This is one ugly scandal. The best-looking member is probably Petraeus.

Nah, Broadwell is pretty hot.


Nah, she has a huge forehead, oily skin, and witchy old lady hands.

Petraeus is 60 and old enough to be her Dad... ewwwwww.
 
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