Pud: It has sort of an "Oh yea, why don't you come up here and say that" kind of feel to it
dcigary: No no no. The Earth's Rectum is El Paso.I spent a very long week there one night. Never again.
WhippingBoy: I always thought Nashville, TN was the earth's rectum. You mean there's worse places?
wxboy: It's certainly Canada's rectum.
Resolute: Clearly Colbert has never been to Edmonton.
cgraves67: dcigary: No no no. The Earth's Rectum is El Paso.I spent a very long week there one night. Never again.Did you go to Rose's Cantina, fall in love with a Mexican girl, shoot a cowboy, steal a horse, and flee to the badlands of New Mexico?You'll be back. You miss her. Admit it.
trackerbri: wxboy: It's certainly Canada's rectum.Never been to Welland, huh?
wambu: So Windsor is the home of goatse?
NephilimNexus: Places where the economy is based primarily on tourism are always populated by people who hate tourists. Florida is the same way.
indarwinsshadow: Resolute: Clearly Colbert has never been to Edmonton.I would have gone with Winnipeg, but we'll accept Edmonton.
ds_4815: Maybe we can show him the sights. Bingo parlours... the casino... crippling unemployment... more bingo parlours.../Windsorite//For more information, visit our website
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