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(IT World)   Steven Sinofsky left Microsoft this week. Steven Sinofsky oversaw Microsoft Office when Clippy was introduced. You do the math   (itworld.com) divider line 21
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2012-11-16 09:18:19 AM  
Oh Clippy.

www.techaloud.com
 
2012-11-16 09:30:17 AM  
Clippy was a vestige of the personal assistant from Microsoft Bob whose project manager was Melissa Gates. Maybe that's her in the costume.
 
2012-11-16 10:33:11 AM  
You do the math

Steven Sinofsky + Clippy = employment clipped
 
2012-11-16 12:16:48 PM  
It appears you are typing a resignation letter, may I help you?
img.timeinc.net
 
2012-11-16 12:40:02 PM  
Clippy was my only friend back then...

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-16 01:20:23 PM  

syrynxx: Clippy was a vestige of the personal assistant from Microsoft Bob whose project manager was Melissa Gates. Maybe that's her in the costume.


www.techaloud.com

"OK, Bill. Tomorrow night YOU wear the costume!"

CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him
personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.
 
2012-11-16 01:43:50 PM  
DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.
 
2012-11-16 01:46:01 PM  
So... doing "the math" reveals what, exactly?

You oversee the introduction of clippy and *only* get to stick around for an additional ten years of executive compensation?

/I probably just don't get the joke.
 
2012-11-16 01:47:55 PM  

hissatsu: DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.


Isn't it obvious? They ork cows.

/seriously, it's like asking what sort of thing a cable repairman does
 
2012-11-16 01:59:57 PM  

King Something: hissatsu: DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.

Isn't it obvious? They ork cows.

/seriously, it's like asking what sort of thing a cable repairman does


Repairs men?
 
2012-11-16 03:29:55 PM  
FTFA: "He's not the guy who came up with Clippy, was he?

No, Clippy was designed by a fellow named Kevan Atteberry."
 
2012-11-16 04:25:49 PM  
FTFA" So he's a window maker?

Not those kind of windows."

An IT based website saying something as dumb as this? Stopped reading after that.
 
2012-11-16 04:41:41 PM  

ProfessorOhki: King Something: hissatsu: DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.

Isn't it obvious? They ork cows.

/seriously, it's like asking what sort of thing a cable repairman does

Repairs men?


No, I think he is saying they repair man cables....geesh.
 
2012-11-16 05:23:10 PM  
I thought it said. "You do the meth."

I'm totally stealing that.
 
2012-11-16 07:10:58 PM  

Gnaglor: FTFA" So he's a window maker?

Not those kind of windows."

An IT based website saying something as dumb as this? Stopped reading after that.


Agreed. Not even so bad it was funny. Just very weak.
 
2012-11-16 08:04:50 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.


CSB: Mrs Clam and I were both subcontractors on Bob. Her name is in the credits.
 
2012-11-16 09:05:56 PM  
...and there it is! Etta Clam
/You must be very proud.
 
2012-11-16 09:26:37 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I thought it said. "You do the meth."

I'm totally stealing that.


I was told there would be no meth.
 
2012-11-16 09:45:51 PM  

King Something: hissatsu: DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.

Isn't it obvious? They ork cows.

/seriously, it's like asking what sort of thing a cable repairman does


Pornography.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:28 PM  

syrynxx: Clippy was a vestige of the personal assistant from Microsoft Bob whose project manager was Melissa Gates. Maybe that's her in the costume.


We have a copy of MS Bob in a time capsule at work. Somewhere...
 
2012-11-17 12:13:15 AM  

RyansPrivates: ProfessorOhki: King Something: hissatsu: DjangoStonereaver:CSB: I have a cow orker who has a shrinkwrapped copy of MICROSOFT BOB that was given to him personally by the then-future Mrs. Gates.

I prefer not to what a cow orker does.

Isn't it obvious? They ork cows.

/seriously, it's like asking what sort of thing a cable repairman does

Repairs men?

No, I think he is saying they repair man cables....geesh.



GIS for "man cable"
www.soccermombook.com

/hot like the pork rinds I'm eating
 
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