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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Terrified Paula Broadwell stalkee begs mayor of Tampa to help her after this week's events. "Bubba the Love Sponge is a complete moron" he replies   (tampabay.com) divider line 68
    More: Florida, Tampa, mayors of Tampa, Florida, Bob Buckhorn, MacDill Air Force Base, Charlie Crist, Petraeus, Republican Party of Florida  
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2012-11-16 10:56:56 AM  

beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?



So wait a minute. You ad hominem every woman on the planet with a straw-(wo)man argument, then when someone calls you out on your bullshiat, you accuse THEM of attacking you?


Guess that's why I've had you farkied as "tard and a half" for a long time.
 
2012-11-16 11:04:49 AM  
Ok, I'm confused. Why bring Bubba into this? Shock Jock backs out of stupid stunt that was probably only brought up to get a few extra ratings points. Oh that's right you want people to forget you're a whore!
 
2012-11-16 11:08:35 AM  
Leave my people alone!
 
2012-11-16 11:09:46 AM  

JAYoung: The Kelleys got where they are my incurring massive debt which we all will wind up paying for -- now that's redistribution of wealth!
That debt also made them vulnerable to foreign intelligence services, and for that reason alone they should never gotten close to high command nor allowed free run on a military base.


How exactly are you going to end up paying for their debt?

21-37-42: After reading this article, I've come to the conclusion that Mayor Buckhorn is a pretty astute guy. She invited him to numerous events and he never attended one. When she e-mailed him twice in the space of 30 minutes requesting he "step in", not only did he not comply, he released the e-mails to the press.

Guess he's off her guest list from here on out...


My suspicion is the press was doing a search for any public officials who have had contact with her. Florida has a broad public records law. He couldn't have held those emails back even if he'd wanted to. that said, yeah...he's pretty smart to limit his entanglements with her.
 
2012-11-16 11:12:39 AM  

QueenMamaBee: beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?

Try finding a woman who gets by on her brains, not on her looks. I'm far from the best looking thing out there, but I care about people. Volunteering at a Wounded Warrior event this weekend, volunteer at my son's school, raised over $1K for Susan G Komen with just TWO other helpers (both awesome women in their own right), and I refuse to apologize for using my brain.... which totally explains why I'm single. I was stupid for a couple of years to put up with my now-ex, back to using the brain again.


The key to finding a good man is stop trying to defend your worthiness to a man who complains that wimmen ain't being learned right anymore and to point and laugh at them instead.
 
2012-11-16 11:24:53 AM  

QueenMamaBee: beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?

Try finding a woman who gets by on her brains, not on her looks. I'm far from the best looking thing out there, but I care about people. Volunteering at a Wounded Warrior event this weekend, volunteer at my son's school, raised over $1K for Susan G Komen with just TWO other helpers (both awesome women in their own right), and I refuse to apologize for using my brain.... which totally explains why I'm single. I was stupid for a couple of years to put up with my now-ex, back to using the brain again.


You sound fat.


/ jk
// sorry.
/// but if you keep setting 'em up like that, I'll keep knocking 'em down
 
2012-11-16 11:25:32 AM  
That was the most boring story I have ever read. And I slogged through The Hobbit.
 
2012-11-16 11:29:13 AM  

beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?


Oh, I remember you from college.You're the poor persecuted guy that understood, as no one else did, that everything is all bad all the time. You're the one everyone was against; that no one understood. I remember how unjust it was that women didn't flock to bask under your dark cloud. You may remember me also. I'm the "lesbian" who wouldn't go out with you because I was too busy laying every guy on campus ... every guy except you.
 
2012-11-16 11:33:45 AM  
"I'm scared and cannot believe what my city - in which I have contributed so much of my love, time, money and leadership, has now done to me and my innocent family," Kelley wrote.

I cannot believe that I bribed you and yet I'm still being investigated.
 
2012-11-16 11:49:03 AM  
What else would you expect from the poor man's Kardashians?
 
2012-11-16 12:10:37 PM  

Seequinn: http://www.ncsl.org/issues-research/telecom/confidentiality-of-911-ca l l-recordings.aspx

"When news outlets play recordings of 911 calls, they reveal the distressed voices of victims of crime or others reporting accidents. For some victims, the recordings are painful reminders of incidents they wish would remain private, and they may include information about medical conditions or mental health concerns. For members of the media and others, the public has a right to these recordings, which can provide accountability if there are problems with how calls are handled by the agencies that respond to 911 emergency calls.

Six states-Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and Wyoming-keep 911 call recordings confidential. Five other states-Georgia, Maine, Minnesota, North Carolina and South Dakota-place some restrictions on the release of 911 calls or the information contained in them."

So it appears that in Florida, and most other states, 911 calls are indeed a form of Public Record.


I've always thought that releasing 911 calls was a bad idea. It's sensationalistic and may dissuade callers from calling right away or from telling the truth.
 
2012-11-16 12:47:24 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: QueenMamaBee: beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?

Try finding a woman who gets by on her brains, not on her looks. I'm far from the best looking thing out there, but I care about people. Volunteering at a Wounded Warrior event this weekend, volunteer at my son's school, raised over $1K for Susan G Komen with just TWO other helpers (both awesome women in their own right), and I refuse to apologize for using my brain.... which totally explains why I'm single. I was stupid for a couple of years to put up with my now-ex, back to using the brain again.

You sound fat.


/ jk
// sorry.
/// but if you keep ...


Took you long enough :P
 
2012-11-16 01:06:13 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Took you long enough :P


You're not the first woman to use the phrase "long enough" when referring to me.



/ It's only as big around as a beer can
// But it's a long sumbiatch
/// and it has slashies
 
2012-11-16 02:01:02 PM  
Yay for slashies!!! :)
 
2012-11-16 02:59:43 PM  

Karac: her husband, Dr. Scott Kelley, was sleeping at the hospital, "because it's just gotten too difficult to even pull out of our own driveway."

Yeah, that's it. Of course, it could also be that he just found out his wife has been having 30,000 emails worth of cybersex with another man.


mmmmm could be.

//would be if it was me.
 
2012-11-16 03:10:54 PM  

Lunaville: beta_plus: DeaH: beta_plus: Lunaville: Marcus Aurelius: The couple not only lavished attention on top officers from MacDill Air Force Base, but cultivated friendships with Florida politicians - even if it meant being pushy

Pushy social climbers. Ugh. She might need a new career now, like full-time attention whore.

The stories of lavish parties and dinners drive me to distraction. If she was determined to spend money she didn't have, couldn't she have thrown a little to, perhaps, the Wounded Warriors Project? The impression I have gotten thus far is that her only interest in high ranking officers was how it might benefit her. I see no evidence that she ever thought to try to bring some benefit to someone else; an active duty person with need or a hurting veteran, for instance. Why would a person fritter away that kind of access without trying to help those in painful situations?

Because she is utterly selfish. Welcome to modern women.

Did someone just have a bad break-up?

Most women aren't taught selflessness and empathy anymore. Whiteknight all you want. It won't change reality. That a woman like this would act like this given that her beauty allows her to never be held to account really should not be a surprise. You can ignore this reality at your own risk.

Do you want to have an honest discussion or are you just interested in launching an ad-hominem in the hopes that she'll sleep with you?

Oh, I remember you from college.You're the poor persecuted guy that understood, as no one else did, that everything is all bad all the time. You're the one everyone was against; that no one understood. I remember how unjust it was that women didn't flock to bask under your dark cloud. You may remember me also. I'm the "lesbian" who wouldn't go out with you because I was too busy laying every guy on campus ... every guy except you.


Well helloo there:)

//Can't even be a he-man woman hater anymore sheesh life's rough.
 
2012-11-16 05:28:46 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: You're not the first woman to use the phrase "long enough" when referring to me.
/ It's only as big around as a beer can
// But it's a long sumbiatch
/// and it has slashies


Slashies. You body modification people are weird.
 
2012-11-16 06:43:15 PM  

whatsupchuck: Why does she do this annoying head-tilt thing in every picture she appears in? Did someone tell her that looks attractive?

This pretty much sums up my level of concern for her well being.


Thank you. Came here to say that. Looking at photos of those two skanks gives me vertigo.
 
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