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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   Divorce trial testimony shows that 100% pro-life, family values, Tea Party congressman and doctor had affairs with three co-workers, two patients and a drug rep, and supported his wife's decision to get two abortions   (timesfreepress.com) divider line 40
    More: Dumbass, Scott DesJarlais, congressman, Divorce trial, National Right to Life, Tennessee Democratic Party, abortions, experimental drug, medical license  
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2012-11-16 09:13:52 AM  
7 votes:
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* Supported his ex-wife's abortions (plural)
* Had unsafe sex with co-workers
* Buys illegal imported Head Wax
 
2012-11-16 09:15:00 AM  
6 votes:
His wife secretly wanted those babies. It is my understanding that the human body has ways of preventing unwanted pregnancies
2012-11-16 09:05:14 AM  
6 votes:
Why does the MSM keep bringing this up when we have a fiscal cliff which will usher in the apocalypse and turn all english speaking white people into dark skinned spanish speaking mexicans?
2012-11-16 09:06:21 AM  
5 votes:
But he apologized for it so it's all in the past. On the same note, the Democrat party can never be trusted because Bill Clinton got a blow job 20 years ago.
2012-11-16 11:00:57 AM  
3 votes:
Who would have sex with... THAT? He looks like a Sontaran.
2012-11-16 09:14:33 AM  
3 votes:
MY GOD, POLITICIANS LIE?

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
2012-11-16 09:10:36 AM  
3 votes:
Republicans can do whatever they want because they've already been saved and are going to heaven whether you Liberal sinners like it or not.
2012-11-16 09:08:47 AM  
3 votes:
Wow, this sucks. But lets be honest, it's a total outlier, unlikely to be seen again in our lifetimes, so lets just ignore it and pretend it never happened ok?
2012-11-16 09:42:15 AM  
2 votes:
Is it bigotry to distrust people automatically when they look like Cheney, Blofeld AND Largo at the same time?
2012-11-16 09:29:07 AM  
2 votes:

Farking Canuck: What a surprise! A republican campaigning on a platform of lies and hypocrisy.


Whoa, now. How are you getting that he's a Republican? I didn't read anything about anonymous gay sex in a bathroom stall.
2012-11-16 09:12:53 AM  
2 votes:
Only thing missing is a gay lover.
2012-11-16 09:07:04 AM  
2 votes:
To play the devil's advocate, maybe he's seen first-hand the damage done by his pro-choice, anti-family activities?
2012-11-16 09:05:53 AM  
2 votes:
What a surprise! A republican campaigning on a platform of lies and hypocrisy.
2012-11-16 09:05:41 AM  
2 votes:
He's rich and white, so he's absolved from those sins.
2012-11-16 02:41:43 PM  
1 votes:

smallerGov: how does someone like that score so many times.


Money and power are the best aphrodisiacs out there. This is what is meant by the euphemism of "a sense of humor" when women are describing their ideal man.
2012-11-16 12:30:09 PM  
1 votes:
1)lick finger
2)raise to wind

Congratulations, you are now qualified to make decisions as a politician.
2012-11-16 12:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: are you forgetting that Ted Kennedy was in a car accident 40 years ago? That alone makes anything any Republican ever does okay, dontcha know?


Only in terms of substance abuse and women's rights.
2012-11-16 11:59:31 AM  
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: But he apologized for it so it's all in the past. On the same note, the Democrat party can never be trusted because Bill Clinton got a blow job 20 years ago.


are you forgetting that Ted Kennedy was in a car accident 40 years ago? That alone makes anything any Republican ever does okay, dontcha know?
2012-11-16 11:31:27 AM  
1 votes:
There should be a "Scott" tag. Seems like there are a lot of farkups with the first or last name Scott.
2012-11-16 11:21:26 AM  
1 votes:

Wook: Wow a hypocritical politician. GranoblasticMan: He's rich and white, so he's absolved from those sins.

You're a racist dick.


Yeah man cause no Republican could ever possibly be racist, they are the ones who ended slavery!

Keep America American bro!

/sarcasm off.
2012-11-16 10:28:17 AM  
1 votes:

Two16: Molavian: Farking Canuck: What a surprise! A republican campaigning on a platform of lies and hypocrisy.

Whoa, now. How are you getting that he's a Republican? I didn't read anything about anonymous gay sex in a bathroom stall.

Give it time.


A long, hard time?
2012-11-16 10:23:47 AM  
1 votes:
The most amusing thing about this mess was the Times Free Press's candidate endorsements just days before the election. The editorial staff said something to the effect that his opponent, Stewart, was a big government liberal that couldn't even manage his own personal finances, and that basically he was unworthy, but that he was still more desirable than DesJarlais.
2012-11-16 10:11:18 AM  
1 votes:

Farking Canuck: What a surprise! A republican campaigning on a platform of lies and hypocrisy.


Yeah, I guess the main difference between Democrats and Republicans these days is that Republicans claim to have ethics.
2012-11-16 10:01:39 AM  
1 votes:
The only moral abortion is my abortion!
2012-11-16 09:53:20 AM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Hot like DesJarlais' pants-on-fire
2012-11-16 09:52:46 AM  
1 votes:
Look, let's get this straight. The Tea Part is NOT Pro-Life.

They are Pro-Birth. Once you've been squeezed out, well that's that.

They've made it quite clear that you can die and that'll be just fine by them.
2012-11-16 09:46:23 AM  
1 votes:

Nurglitch: To play the devil's advocate, maybe he's seen first-hand the damage done by his pro-choice, anti-family activities?


He is a doctor after all, and therefore, knows that it is important in any good scientific research, the results must be repeatable to prove validity. So he supported multiple abortions and had multiple affairs then examined the damage!

/Ta-da!
2012-11-16 09:45:46 AM  
1 votes:

Farking Canuck: What a surprise! A republican campaigning on a platform of lies and hypocrisy.

2012-11-16 09:41:34 AM  
1 votes:
Fiscal responsibility now = pro lifer. Oh Tay.
2012-11-16 09:39:35 AM  
1 votes:
To be fair, pharm reps are just fleshlights with drug samples, so does that even count?
2012-11-16 09:37:21 AM  
1 votes:

soia: Why does the MSM keep bringing this up when we have a fiscal cliff which will usher in the apocalypse and turn all english speaking white people into dark skinned spanish speaking mexicans?


You forgot the opening of the 7th seal: Hostess is closing their doors and Twinkies will be no more.
2012-11-16 09:30:43 AM  
1 votes:
...aaaaand a partridge in a pear tree.
2012-11-16 09:29:03 AM  
1 votes:

RoxtarRyan: Only thing missing is a gay lover.


Give it time.
2012-11-16 09:19:14 AM  
1 votes:
"Abortions for me, Rape babies, for everyone else!"

/vote DesJarlais
2012-11-16 09:17:54 AM  
1 votes:
Why would a gay guy have to deal with his beard's abortions?
2012-11-16 09:16:34 AM  
1 votes:
I am beginning to understand why these people operate under the illusion that the typical American woman undergoes five or six abortions in a life time.

Dear Extremists,
It is not the typical American woman who undergoes five or six abortions in a lifetime. Moderate Republican women, Democratic women, Green Party Women, and so on; none of them personally undergo a slew of abortions. It is only your women who are doing this sort of thing.
Sincerely,
The Rest of Us
2012-11-16 09:13:22 AM  
1 votes:
I'm shocked. Shocked, I tells ya...
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2012-11-16 09:11:24 AM  
1 votes:

Arumat: Nurglitch: To play the devil's advocate, maybe he's seen first-hand the damage done by his pro-choice, anti-family activities?

Like the damage this will do to his next re-election campaign?


He'll just blame it all on "Satan's temptation" and his target demographic will accept that because it gives them the same "out".
2012-11-16 09:10:41 AM  
1 votes:
he's absolutely the only hypocrite politician on either side, so rejoice, citizens.

/ can we just abolish the politics tab since all of the flame bait goes to Main anyway?
2012-11-16 09:07:52 AM  
1 votes:

Nurglitch: To play the devil's advocate, maybe he's seen first-hand the damage done by his pro-choice, anti-family activities?


Like the damage this will do to his next re-election campaign?
 
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