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(Mother Nature Network)   When a male turkey struts, his snood engorges with blood and extends. It's not as dirty as it sounds   (mnn.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-16 02:45:07 AM
Tell us more about the engorged snood and what you'd like to do with it subby.
 
2012-11-16 08:51:52 AM
Gobble, gobble, gobble

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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-11-16 09:03:52 AM
I have the weirdest engorged snood right now
 
2012-11-16 10:23:45 AM
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2012-11-16 10:42:00 AM
Careful some of the turkey's that are working ninth avenue are known to tuck their snoods into their waddles. 
 
I took one home after a night of drinking last weekend thinking I was going to be the one doing the stuffing.  When I woke up covered in giblet gravy, I tell you what, boy were MY caruncles red!
 
2012-11-16 12:42:13 PM

Pud: I have the weirdest engorged snood right now


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2012-11-16 12:43:48 PM
1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of America

You mean 1776 lied to me?
 
2012-11-16 12:46:42 PM

BattleFrenchie28: 1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of America

You mean 1776 lied to me?


He preferred Jack Daniels.
 
2012-11-16 12:46:56 PM
Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.
 
2012-11-16 12:47:10 PM
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So, no enraged gonads?
 
2012-11-16 12:51:32 PM

Sybarite: knobble, knobble, knobble

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2012-11-16 12:52:23 PM
I'm sure that Jim Harbaugh already knew about this
 
2012-11-16 12:55:53 PM
Snood!

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2012-11-16 12:56:41 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.

Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.


Snood bullying: Next on this week's Oprah.
 
2012-11-16 12:56:44 PM
i'm sporting a blood-log as i type
 
2012-11-16 12:58:01 PM
You can tell by the way he walks
He's a woman's tom no time to talk
 
2012-11-16 12:58:27 PM
I just showed my snood to my wife and invited her to engorge it.
 
2012-11-16 01:00:18 PM
Snood screenshot within four posts.

I am satisfied.
 
2012-11-16 01:00:34 PM
Death by snood-snood.
 
2012-11-16 01:01:43 PM
Can I... yup, I can fap to this.
 
2012-11-16 01:02:26 PM
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2012-11-16 01:02:44 PM
Nothing like a bowl of snoods.
 
2012-11-16 01:04:56 PM
Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.
 
2012-11-16 01:07:16 PM
6. Like humans, turkeys can get sick. According to the Texas Agricultural Extension Service of the Texas A&M University System, turkeys are susceptible to respiratory infections, Coccidiosis outbreaks (bloody diarrhea), water glut, and parasites, among other health problems.

So they eat at Taco Bell too?
 
2012-11-16 01:07:52 PM
They do respect him but, they love to watch him strut.
 
2012-11-16 01:18:23 PM
so that's why they call it snoodling.
 
2012-11-16 01:24:28 PM
Snoooood! Such a woody word
 
2012-11-16 01:36:44 PM

fappomatic: Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.


And they can hear the flea whispering to the gnat.
 
2012-11-16 01:39:18 PM
death by snood snood?
 
2012-11-16 01:39:56 PM

fappomatic: Turkey Fact #11 - They have no sense of smell but those birds can see a flea on a gnat's ass at a thousand yards.


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2012-11-16 01:41:13 PM
As God is my witness, I thought snoods could fly.
 
2012-11-16 01:49:47 PM
Engorged is a weird word.
 
2012-11-16 01:50:02 PM

eepapapee: Snoooood! Such a woody word


No, I am afraid snood is a tinie sort of word.
 
2012-11-16 01:54:37 PM

strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i type


You should see a doctor
 
2012-11-16 01:55:41 PM
"according to the National Wild Turkey Federation, the snood does not have a known function".

What about snoodling?
 
2012-11-16 02:03:11 PM
That's Satan's snood.
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2012-11-16 02:08:49 PM
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2012-11-16 02:41:11 PM
Snood ---

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--- Snow Ood
 
2012-11-16 02:46:26 PM
Wow, fact #6. I had no idea that living creatures could catch diseases. That is truly amazing; what a world we live in.
 
2012-11-16 03:29:12 PM

Sybarite: Gobble, gobble, gobble

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Gobble Gobble Gobble
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ONE OF US!!!!
 
2012-11-16 03:36:00 PM

SuperChuck: strapp3r: i'm sporting a blood-log as i type

You should see a doctor


yes, i should
 
2012-11-16 04:09:20 PM
Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P
 
2012-11-16 04:43:39 PM
Ahhh, snood. I wasted so much time back in 02 on that game
 
2012-11-16 08:11:04 PM
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2012-11-16 08:36:36 PM

asquian: Yknow, as delicious as they are (after being dunked in hot peanut oil for about 45 minutes), Turkeys are hideous to look at. I'm not sure how we came to realize they were edible, they all look like they're suffering from some horrible kinds of cancer or other disease. Upon seeing a turkey in the wild the first instinct is to kill it(to put it out of its misery), then burn it before it infects everybody else with whatever the hell it has. :P


You know....the skin around the turkey face does look like a diseased scrotum. All red and warty-like. Just grossed myself out there. Pleh!
 
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