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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 22-year-old beauty contest winner: "I don't drink, smoke or take drugs" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 270
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2012-11-16 12:27:55 AM
You'd be a lot cooler if you did.
 
2012-11-16 12:40:44 AM
Probably because all three would interrupt a steady flow of Ho-Hos and bacon lard.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:26 AM
Well I'm going to need to now
 
2012-11-16 12:52:02 AM
Too bad, because she's one of the few people I think might actually benefit from a meth or crack addiction.
 
2012-11-16 01:44:58 AM
And subby gets a plus one. Well played, madam or sir.
 
2012-11-16 01:53:05 AM

Cyberluddite: Too bad, because she's one of the few people I think might actually benefit from a meth or crack addiction.


I was going to suggest cigarettes and lattes.
Those girls are not curvy, they're goddamn fat and I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?
 
2012-11-16 01:54:13 AM

AbbeySomeone: I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?


Um, I could ask the same, Judgy judge.
 
2012-11-16 02:06:42 AM

alienated: AbbeySomeone: I cannot believe they would appear on camera. WTF is wrong with people?

Um, I could ask the same, Judgy judge.


I just checked out your website. Send me an email.
/EIP
 
2012-11-16 02:12:17 AM

AbbeySomeone: I just checked out your website. Send me an email.


Sure, but its not my website, I just like them as they have everything on the planet that I need/ use to grow things of almost all kinds.
 
2012-11-16 02:13:40 AM
Plus I get a whopping zero credit at the place for referring folks to them . Which is, well, okay.
 
2012-11-16 02:52:00 AM

AbbeySomeone: Those girls are not curvy, they're goddamn fat and I cannot believe they would appear on camera.


Actually, objects with more mass often appear even more readily on camera images than objects with less.
 
2012-11-16 05:21:17 AM
Have another shot of pancake, honey.
/used to be 140 heavier, so yeah I'm judging.
 
2012-11-16 05:37:51 AM
i915.photobucket.com">
 
2012-11-16 06:40:13 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 06:40:34 AM
This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.
 
2012-11-16 06:41:24 AM
Fat girls can be pretty. And there was at least one in that group that I wouldn't mind flouring up.

But the winner was fat and ugly. What are the standards for this contest? She isn't the ugliest, so that's not the criteria. She's not the prettiest, so neither is that.

It boggles the mind and tips the scales.
 
2012-11-16 06:42:09 AM
On a more serious note, I think it's absurd that legitimately overweight people are being celebrated and not shunned. They're going to develop serious health problems as they get older, and their quality of life right now is incredibly poor (even if they don't realize it).

I've never been obese but I was 50 pounds heavier than I am now about 10 years ago. It wasn't easy losing the weight, but I feel so much better now. And I feel better about myself, too.

/still a trace of manboobs though
//WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY
 
2012-11-16 06:42:29 AM
I'd tap it like an elevator button.
 
2012-11-16 06:43:12 AM
i78.photobucket.com 

Damn you, Subby.
 
2012-11-16 06:43:42 AM

Jesda: This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.


Judging by the photo I'd say it took a lot of heroes to make them what they are today.
 
2012-11-16 06:43:56 AM
When will I ever learn???
 
2012-11-16 06:47:53 AM
I didn't know Disney was doing a Jabba casting call. Good for Jabba for getting clean.
 
2012-11-16 06:49:16 AM
Overheard at the talent competition: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 
2012-11-16 06:51:01 AM
eff you subby
eff you fark
 
2012-11-16 06:51:21 AM
But how many can they fit in a Mini???
 
2012-11-16 06:53:41 AM
Pro-tip: The Miss Big Beautiful Women International contest is not the place to line everybody up and get out the fisheye lens.
 
2012-11-16 06:54:16 AM
Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?
 
2012-11-16 06:55:02 AM

Rann Xerox:  

Damn you, Subby.


Hey that's a great album.
 
2012-11-16 06:56:14 AM
Ha ha! Good thing I've been around here long enough to put on my welding glasses before opening the link.
 
2012-11-16 06:57:07 AM

LDM90: Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?


Because BBW is an oxymoron. It's just something fat chicks tell themselves to feel better about eating an extra large pizza and a 2L of Coke by themselves every night.
 
2012-11-16 06:58:03 AM
The definition of insanity is repeatedly doing something while expecting a different result. As a result of this link and headline, I am now defined as insane.
 
2012-11-16 06:58:03 AM
Went and reduced photo scale horizontally by 60%. Didn't help, so I'm not posting it.
 
2012-11-16 07:00:41 AM
I don't mind fat women, some can be beautiful, provided THEY ARE ROUND AND THEIR SKIN STAYS SMOOTH !!!!

Flaps hanging and cellulite ? Aw hell naw.
 
2012-11-16 07:00:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It boggles the mind and tips the scales.


by this definition of tip? to cause major, irreparable damage and/or harm
 
2012-11-16 07:00:55 AM
Do you ever think that while filming 'Shallow Hal' every now and then Jack Black and Gwinneth Paltrow would look each other in the eyes and make a slow-mo jerking off motion with their hands?
 
2012-11-16 07:01:01 AM
Damn it... I should know better than to click on the "hot" links.
 
2012-11-16 07:03:46 AM
Kudos to whoever built that floor. That's a sturdy floor.


LDM90: Why are so many BBWs missing one of the Bs?


I think the acronym is missing a third B.

/Big Beautiful Whale Blubbers
 
2012-11-16 07:03:55 AM
Hai guys! Just poppin' in here to say that I am fat and I don't give two shiats that many of you think BBW is an oxymoron. I'm going to get back to soaking my new tittie piercing in saline solution and being awesome.
 
2012-11-16 07:05:04 AM
I like how they justify one deadly vice by saying they don't have any other deadly vices.
 
2012-11-16 07:05:36 AM
Subby can DIAF
 
2012-11-16 07:06:44 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Good think I keep this thing handy... what was article about, again?
 
2012-11-16 07:07:16 AM
At least the story has the good sense to provide its own eye bleach at the bottom (after seeing all those remarkably huge bottoms).
 
2012-11-16 07:07:17 AM
The surname Cruikshank means "Bowed Legs." In this case, the bowing is because of the fatness.
 
2012-11-16 07:07:30 AM
You know what? I'm just going to assume that whatever headline is submitted, the article has the exact opposite. I don't trust you anymore, fark.
 
2012-11-16 07:08:30 AM

Jesda: This is a pretty liberal use of the hero tag.


I think it got caught in their gravitational field...
 
2012-11-16 07:09:04 AM
This is fatsploitation.
 
2012-11-16 07:14:17 AM
Never, EVER click on a link described as "smoking hot". WTF is the matter with you people? I wait 30 minutes and read the comments. Saves loads in eye bleach.
 
2012-11-16 07:15:37 AM
As soon I noticed this, I knew two things would be true

1) This beauty pageant was not your typical pageant and was likely a BBW pageant
2) Vast majority of comments would complain how fat everyone was and that he needs to stop posting because he has to be at the gym in 27 minutes

/Right on both counts
 
2012-11-16 07:16:15 AM
this kind of trolling is getting super obvious
 
2012-11-16 07:19:19 AM
Last time I saw something with that many dimples it was a golf ball
 
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