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(MSN)   28 women in a mini car set Guinness world record, "The adrenaline is amazing, but it's like the worst thing ever, says 'Gearstick Girl'"   (news.msn.com) divider line 49
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2012-11-16 01:33:44 AM
Heh...I've seen that video
 
2012-11-16 03:18:58 AM

Tellingthem: Heh...I've seen that video


to be fair- that woman was by herself, or else how she have moved ... i see what you did there. : )
 
2012-11-16 03:21:43 AM
Even more uncomfortable record attempts are scheduled for later on Thursday - among the hopefuls is Manjit Singh, the "iron man" from the English city of Leicester, who will try to lift more than 23.5 kg (51 lb) using only his eye sockets.

I really have nothing to add, but, wut ? you folks need a damn hobby . Besides lifting things with eye sockets
 
2012-11-16 03:26:57 AM
I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!
 
2012-11-16 05:38:58 AM

doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!


We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.
 
2012-11-16 05:43:50 AM
Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.
 
2012-11-16 05:51:43 AM
My daughters school participated in the cup stacking event. Her team won for the school, but unknown if they came close to breaking the record. She's in first grade and thought it was cool that she was able to participate in it.
 
2012-11-16 05:55:22 AM
"The 28 women limbering up on the south bank of London's River Thames gave morning commuters a giggle as they broke the world record for the most people crammed into a Mini car."

I read that as "broke wind" the first time. It made it worth having insomnia...
 
2012-11-16 05:55:49 AM
28 women. A mini. A gearshift. Fark. This should be good...
 
2012-11-16 05:57:21 AM

Shafty: My daughters school participated in the cup stacking event. Her team won for the school, but unknown if they came close to breaking the record. She's in first grade and thought it was cool that she was able to participate in it.


That would be neat just to say 'I did it', but this cup stacking thing; I just don't get it. My stepson was into it for awhile, and that didn't do anything to understand why it was a 'thing'.
 
2012-11-16 05:58:35 AM

Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.


You're welcome.

("nsfw audio", just in case)
 
2012-11-16 06:39:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.


The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.
 
2012-11-16 06:43:45 AM

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.

The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.


The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.

/learned that weird little trick from Kobayashi
 
2012-11-16 06:57:46 AM

Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.


So, what does that make us?
 
2012-11-16 07:05:47 AM
Maybe they'd like to top this record with help from the beauties from this thread (2 up on the main page).
 
2012-11-16 07:11:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.

The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.

The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.

/learned that weird little trick from Kobayashi


LMAO
 
2012-11-16 07:22:48 AM
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I guess you don't see phone booths much anymore.
 
2012-11-16 07:38:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.


it also helps to have the right ratio of straw to strengthen the bricks.
 
2012-11-16 07:42:48 AM
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I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.
 
2012-11-16 07:42:50 AM
More impressive if it had been a Cooper Mini instead of the BMW version
 
2012-11-16 07:43:32 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.

You're welcome.

("nsfw audio", just in case)


Blocked in this country. By Channel 4. A farking ENGLISH broadcaster! WTF?!
 
2012-11-16 07:46:12 AM
just thinkin. kinda hope they all showered before pryin themselves in there. imagine bein face down in the back seat.
 
2012-11-16 07:46:26 AM

MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.


Where are the other 2 ?
 
2012-11-16 07:47:41 AM

Nick Nostril: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.

Where are the other 2 ?


Seat covers.
 
2012-11-16 07:48:45 AM

MythDragon: I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?


If the car drives off, they will be carried off with it. So anyone with just a foot in the window would have to at least be riding on the roof.
 
2012-11-16 07:48:56 AM

ChubbyTiger: Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.

So, what does that make us?


Absolutely nothing!
 
2012-11-16 07:49:22 AM
But where did she put the gear shift? inquiring minds want to know.
 
2012-11-16 07:53:43 AM

MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.




What about the other 2 jews?


94 + 2 + 2 = 98???
 
2012-11-16 08:00:26 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nick Nostril: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.

Where are the other 2 ?

Seat covers.


niiiiiice. well played.
 
2012-11-16 08:35:22 AM

Wiseass: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.



What about the other 2 jews?


94 + 2 + 2 = 98???


Welcome to Fark, where in the hurry to tell a lame old racist joke, you botched simple math.

Maybe you just better go kill yourself right now.
 
2012-11-16 08:36:32 AM
I bet if they were all naked you could fit another one in there, maybe it could be me?
 
2012-11-16 08:38:29 AM

Generation_D: Wiseass: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.



What about the other 2 jews?


94 + 2 + 2 = 98???

Welcome to Fark, where in the hurry to tell a lame old racist joke, you botched simple math.

Maybe you just better go kill yourself right now.


I would, but I'd probably just fark that up too.
 
2012-11-16 08:45:32 AM

MythDragon: Generation_D: Wiseass: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.



What about the other 2 jews?


94 + 2 + 2 = 98???

Welcome to Fark, where in the hurry to tell a lame old racist joke, you botched simple math.

Maybe you just better go kill yourself right now.

I would, but I'd probably just fark that up too.



Now now, leave the poor guy alone. There's no need for you all to go persecuting the poor guy for holding to his principals, however misguided they may be. I see a lot of you wanting to mock him or even attack him for what he has to say, but you just can't do that. This community is stronger for such people. However.. his obvious lacking in the basic understanding of civilization, his failure to adhere to such principles as this country upholds in higher learning and his unwillingness to change forces us to take steps to protect this community from what forms of damage he may cause. Yes.. I believe we have no choice but to force him into a reeducation camp where he can be properly reformed and rehabilitated. It is the final solution to our concern over his mathematical prowess.

/amidoingitrite?
//Hitler
 
2012-11-16 08:51:56 AM
A beer for you both. Good day.
 
2012-11-16 08:56:15 AM

MythDragon: I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?


That's not remotely the same thing. If you stuck your foot in the window and the car started rolling, would you go anywhere? No, because you're not in the car. If you're driving and you roll down the window and hang your arm out, are you suddenly not in the car anymore? Of course not, most of your body is still in the interior and the car's suspension is still supporting your entire body weight.
 
2012-11-16 09:06:59 AM
Talk about opening a can of sardines.
 
2012-11-16 09:37:16 AM

Gawdzila: MythDragon: I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

That's not remotely the same thing. If you stuck your foot in the window and the car started rolling, would you go anywhere?


Depends if Bullet Tooth Tony is driving or not...
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2012-11-16 09:38:17 AM

fappomatic: Talk about opening a can of sardines.


The thought of that smell makes me all queefy.
 
2012-11-16 10:18:45 AM
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-11-16 10:31:25 AM

JackalRabbit: imagine bein face down in the back seat.


Ahhh, now that brings back memories!
 
2012-11-16 11:31:38 AM

Generation_D: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 420x484] 

I guess you don't see phone booths much anymore.


Phone booths don't have gearshift sticks
 
2012-11-16 12:34:53 PM

MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?


But they were all in accord, weren't they?
 
2012-11-16 01:22:17 PM
Was definitely a Fusion of arms, legs and torsos
 
2012-11-16 01:40:33 PM

dabbletech: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

But they were all in accord, weren't they?


No, I think it was a Mini Cooper, not a Honda.
 
2012-11-16 01:56:19 PM
There's a video on CNN - they all did fit inside the car and they had to close the doors - then all the "helpers," had to back away from the car for 5 seconds and then open the doors to get them out.
 
2012-11-16 02:45:01 PM
www.jrcentral.com
They set the bar to low! Take on a real challenge.
 
2012-11-16 02:57:31 PM
Look at all the wasted volume from their clothes! They'd have gotten at least two more in if they'd been nekkid. And of course covered in baby oil to help squeeze in.
 
2012-11-16 04:32:11 PM

Jument: Look at all the wasted volume from their clothes! They'd have gotten at least two more in if they'd been nekkid. And of course covered in baby oil to help squeeze in.


Go on...
 
2012-11-17 11:16:43 AM

MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

/hell. ticket. window seat.


If you watch the video they actually had the windows up and shut the door. I think its about 1:20 in. I was looking for a pic of gearshift girl but I got tired.

Link
 
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