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(SFGate)   Police report that teenagers at a boy's surprise 16th birthday party got lap dances from exotic dancers. Surprisingly they have an issue with this   ( divider line
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7936 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2012 at 1:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-16 02:31:26 AM  
2 votes:
2012-11-16 01:25:59 AM  
2 votes:
oh ffs, you wanna turn em into a bunch of poofters?

Let the boys have their strippers and find something else to cry about.

People wonder why so many kids turn deviant? Well, maybe if you let them release some of the hormones they have bottled up in NATURAL HEALTHY WAY like, oh ... I dont know... WITH SLEEZY STRIPPER LAP DANCES maybe they'd stop kicking the dog, butt chugging, listening to Serena Gomalez and whatever else these kids do today.

Jesus Jimminy, that's why we had train tracks back in our day!!!

So each side could walk across to the other side of em to find some Protestant hussies to smoke lucky strikes with, maybe get lucky with a beehive bristle job below the ol' onion buckle.
2012-11-16 09:41:40 AM  
1 vote:
Christian Bale: "No victim no crime, move on."

Sure, sure, but then where do the prudes get their excuse to discuss titillating themes and topics while looking down their noses at the damn-near-universal human condition?

/ won't anyone think of the prudes?
2012-11-16 08:26:52 AM  
1 vote:
Well, during my son's bachelor party in Las Vegas last year, he bought me a lap dance for Father's Day? Is that wrong?
2012-11-16 01:55:52 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-16 01:46:43 AM  
1 vote:
If I had got a lap dance from an "exotic dancer" at age 16 I would have had an "issue" with it -- in a less common sense of the word. And there'd be a thoroughly disgusted dancer in the bathroom washing off her thighs.

2012-11-16 01:45:37 AM  
1 vote:
I'll bet there was issue.
2012-11-16 01:41:07 AM  
1 vote:

Blue_Blazer: Yeah I'm not seeing the problem here. If the kids were served booze that's one thing (I guess, legally anyway) but I'm sure there's some other law involved, we are talking about California here.

Strippers contain carcinogens and must carry a warning sticker at all times.
2012-11-16 01:17:04 AM  
1 vote:
It's a parents perogative if they want their kid exposed to that, but in general I gotta say, so the fark what. By 16, unless he's a WoW/Fark poster living in the basement, that's not even close to being the first time that kid has seen a naked female in person. I'm surprise the local high school girls weren't the ones giving the lapdances.
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