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(Daily Mail)   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back   ( ) divider line
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2012-11-16 01:35:04 AM  
16 votes:

GeneralJim: Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body? 

Not Impressed . . .
2012-11-16 12:44:02 AM  
11 votes: 

What hitting it might be like...
2012-11-16 03:18:30 AM  
7 votes:
2012-11-15 10:48:07 PM  
6 votes:
I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.
2012-11-16 01:44:20 AM  
5 votes:

IS impressed...
2012-11-16 12:41:45 PM  
4 votes:

I thought he was dead.
2012-11-16 12:48:38 AM  
4 votes:
What a 39 year old gran might look like:
2012-11-16 12:41:28 AM  
4 votes:
Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.
2012-11-15 10:13:22 PM  
4 votes:
Sunny if you think that is "hot" perhaps you should open that closet door!
2012-11-16 02:09:09 AM  
2 votes:
2012-11-16 02:01:03 AM  
2 votes:

2012-11-16 12:57:30 AM  
2 votes:
2012-11-16 12:42:32 AM  
2 votes:
"It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.
2012-11-16 12:41:31 AM  
2 votes:

40 year old grandma? too old

2012-11-16 12:33:59 AM  
2 votes:
I am a bit of a masochist, but even I wouldn't hit a woman that could roid rage me during sex
2012-11-16 01:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like Kathy Griffin got ripped and died her hair
2012-11-16 09:36:18 AM  
1 vote:
she'd pop your wee head like it was a grape
2012-11-16 08:50:28 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-16 06:26:49 AM  
1 vote:

insertsnarkyusername: "It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.

let alone more than one.
2012-11-16 01:24:46 AM  
1 vote:
I'd spot it.
2012-11-16 01:21:56 AM  
1 vote:

Buffet: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

You're obviosly gay.

Only a gay man could prefer feminine looking women.
2012-11-16 01:14:25 AM  
1 vote:

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

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Would hit her as the latter.

It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.
2012-11-16 12:38:30 AM  
1 vote:
Mmmmm, veiny.
2012-11-16 12:37:44 AM  
1 vote:
Don't know why they do it but that fake tan ish ruins my happy thoughts about buff women giving me piggyback rides around my house.
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