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(Daily Mail)   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-11-16 12:44:02 AM
4 votes:
www.ridgid.com 

What hitting it might be like...
2012-11-15 11:58:10 PM
4 votes:
No.
2012-11-15 10:13:22 PM
4 votes:
Sunny if you think that is "hot" perhaps you should open that closet door!
2012-11-16 12:42:32 AM
3 votes:
"It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.
2012-11-16 12:41:28 AM
3 votes:
Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

i.dailymail.co.uk

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-16 11:40:56 AM
2 votes:

SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness


That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
fc02.deviantart.net
2012-11-16 08:43:28 AM
2 votes:

Nogale: Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?


Testosterone is already present in women, but in far lesser amounts. Increasing the amount to male levels, will add male traits.

Men, on the other hand, start out as women. It's not until rather late in fetal development that testosterone production is initiated, but once it does, it strongly influences the way certain parts of the body are formed.

Extra amounts of testosterone will increase formation of muscle mass and affect some changes during male puberty. The other things going on, such as genital maturing and other processes associated with male puberty, rely on a lot of other hormones, each with their own sets of areas-of-effect.
Thus, increasing the testosterone level produces a hormonal imbalance that has negative effects on all the other parts of male puberty, thus leading to a schrinkage of certain body parts.

This problem with hormonal imbalances and their many effects on the human body, also play a large role in various campaigns aiming to curtail the use of growth hormones in the food industry (another example is the ban on phtalates in kids' toys). There are a bunch of data that so far has managed to show a correlation between the increase of growth hormone usage and a wealth of problems concerning both male and female puberty.

Most common is that girls seem to become women a lot earlier in life nowadays, though they only do so physically, definetely not mentally.
The same has been said about the metrosexual boys and the prevalence of practically gender-neutral boys, many of which have such puny physiques that they can hardly be said to be men anymore.
These problems have so far been linked only in correlation with the increase in estrogen-like growth hormones in the food industry, but to me, it looks compelling enough to warrant further investigation. Maybe causation can be proven, but not until we look for it.

Then again, causation could be ruled out and we can all sit back and just complain that these latter generations all seem to provide us with boys that become whiny biatches and girls that become whiny biatches earlier than they used to.

Time will tell and farkers will judge ;-)
2012-11-16 08:16:07 AM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I find that sexy as hell. The vascular version not so much. But it would still be better than farking Kate Moss, or any of the other anorexic waifs who pass for supermodels these days.

If I wanted bones I'd buy them at the butcher.
2012-11-16 03:18:30 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-16 12:57:13 AM
2 votes:

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

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Would hit her as the latter.


There's a huge difference how bodybuilders look when they're in competition shape and when they're not. When you see a bodybuilder ripped in a magazine or on stage they don't look like that most of the year. They are in an extreme state from dieting during those times.
2012-11-16 11:53:05 AM
1 votes:
I would SO dive in on that in a heartbeat. All you haters must be queer or something.
2012-11-16 09:40:13 AM
1 votes:

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Yes. Both.

More or less like pageants.
2012-11-16 07:53:29 AM
1 votes:
Gotta love farks farked up standards

i.dailymail.co.uk
Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg] 
2012-11-16 05:56:10 AM
1 votes:
This is what a bodybuilding grandma should look like:


americanlivewire.com

Being a grandma to two at 39 is nothing to be proud of...


/ had first baby at age of 40
// knocked up again and can still lift more than you
2012-11-16 04:35:23 AM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women.


This.

Good:
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Good:
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Good:
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Good:
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BAD:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-11-16 01:44:20 AM
1 votes:
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

IS impressed...
2012-11-16 01:28:41 AM
1 votes:
do you people not even try to interact with other humans outside of the conveince store? body builders look like the vascular popping, thin skinned, freaks maybe 2 months out of the year, most of the time their walking around body is quite different

www.female-bodybuilders.us

Compared to

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2012-11-16 01:21:56 AM
1 votes:

Buffet: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

You're obviosly gay.


Only a gay man could prefer feminine looking women.
2012-11-16 01:14:25 AM
1 votes:

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

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Would hit her as the latter.


It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.
2012-11-16 12:52:12 AM
1 votes:
So by "Gran", you meant "Grand-pa".
2012-11-16 12:51:58 AM
1 votes:
I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

Would hit her as the latter.
2012-11-16 12:49:18 AM
1 votes:
39yo Grandmother?
2012-11-16 12:46:22 AM
1 votes:
www.upload.ee
2012-11-16 12:42:52 AM
1 votes:
Gross. How about "no".
2012-11-16 12:41:21 AM
1 votes:
Even if she were the least bit attractive, why is it a big deal that she's a grandmother? So she had a child at a young age and so did her child. Big deal. I'd be much more impressed if she were a fit 60+ year old grandmother. Being a fitness buff at 39 is hardly news worthy*.

* Yes, I know, It's Not News...
2012-11-16 12:33:59 AM
1 votes:
I am a bit of a masochist, but even I wouldn't hit a woman that could roid rage me during sex
2012-11-15 10:48:07 PM
1 votes:
I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.
 
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