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(Daily Mail)   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-11-16 07:01:01 AM  

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.


Came here to say this. Fit women are hot, not bodybuilders
 
2012-11-16 07:06:56 AM  
Hey subby, nothing's wrong with fancying him, there's no harm in being gay despite what the fundies say. So let's not pretend that this is feminine. Embrace your identity and enjoy your new gay or bi lifestyle, it's okay.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 07:50:11 AM  
Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?
 
2012-11-16 07:53:29 AM  
Gotta love farks farked up standards

i.dailymail.co.uk
Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg]
 
2012-11-16 08:00:52 AM  
The only thing I can add to this is ... pictures of female body builders FREAK ME THE FARK OUT!!!
 
2012-11-16 08:15:46 AM  
I am a man with a low cull factor and even lower morals. However, I make it a rule to never fark a chick that possesses a bigger tool than the one I have.
 
2012-11-16 08:16:07 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I find that sexy as hell. The vascular version not so much. But it would still be better than farking Kate Moss, or any of the other anorexic waifs who pass for supermodels these days.

If I wanted bones I'd buy them at the butcher.
 
2012-11-16 08:43:28 AM  

Nogale: Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?


Testosterone is already present in women, but in far lesser amounts. Increasing the amount to male levels, will add male traits.

Men, on the other hand, start out as women. It's not until rather late in fetal development that testosterone production is initiated, but once it does, it strongly influences the way certain parts of the body are formed.

Extra amounts of testosterone will increase formation of muscle mass and affect some changes during male puberty. The other things going on, such as genital maturing and other processes associated with male puberty, rely on a lot of other hormones, each with their own sets of areas-of-effect.
Thus, increasing the testosterone level produces a hormonal imbalance that has negative effects on all the other parts of male puberty, thus leading to a schrinkage of certain body parts.

This problem with hormonal imbalances and their many effects on the human body, also play a large role in various campaigns aiming to curtail the use of growth hormones in the food industry (another example is the ban on phtalates in kids' toys). There are a bunch of data that so far has managed to show a correlation between the increase of growth hormone usage and a wealth of problems concerning both male and female puberty.

Most common is that girls seem to become women a lot earlier in life nowadays, though they only do so physically, definetely not mentally.
The same has been said about the metrosexual boys and the prevalence of practically gender-neutral boys, many of which have such puny physiques that they can hardly be said to be men anymore.
These problems have so far been linked only in correlation with the increase in estrogen-like growth hormones in the food industry, but to me, it looks compelling enough to warrant further investigation. Maybe causation can be proven, but not until we look for it.

Then again, causation could be ruled out and we can all sit back and just complain that these latter generations all seem to provide us with boys that become whiny biatches and girls that become whiny biatches earlier than they used to.

Time will tell and farkers will judge ;-)
 
2012-11-16 08:50:28 AM  
s10.postimage.org
 
2012-11-16 09:04:50 AM  
Yes. Yes I would.
 
2012-11-16 09:07:53 AM  

AustinFakir: dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.

It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.


Hell, it's the same snatch, no matter what phase it's in. I'm willing to bet the veiny phase might just have a little more snap to it, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-11-16 09:25:44 AM  
It amazes me what passes for hot on Fark.
 
2012-11-16 09:36:18 AM  
she'd pop your wee head like it was a grape
 
2012-11-16 09:38:50 AM  
Obviously she has self esteem issues. Sad.
 
2012-11-16 09:40:13 AM  

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Yes. Both.

More or less like pageants.
 
2012-11-16 09:43:38 AM  
it does boggle my mind as to why the body builders go through the trouble of prepping themselves prior to competition, the cutting and shiat can't be good for them in the long run

though once competition season is over they'll return to looking like someone who lifts weights and is in good shape instead of someone who is trying to look like an muscular system sculpture

/know a a couple
 
2012-11-16 10:15:46 AM  

Vitamin Pb: So let's see. Single mother in her teens, pops out two sprigs, then when they are in their teens, they prop out sprogs of their own. Well, at least we know she puts out.

(Oh, and I don't think the chick in the lingerie (with the blocked out nipples) is the same woman. Face looks different (could be weight loss) but the fingers in the top shot appear longer than in the bottom pictures.


Yeah, perhaps if she had taken a break from her activities to do some actual parenting, she wouldn't be a grandmother before she's 40.
 
2012-11-16 10:24:14 AM  

DiggidyDan: GeneralJim: Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?

[i1255.photobucket.com image 306x458] 

Not Impressed . . .


*golfclap*
 
2012-11-16 11:01:37 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-16 11:08:09 AM  

ZurkisPhreek: Nogale: Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?

Testosterone is already present in women, but in far lesser amounts. Increasing the amount to male levels, will add male traits.

Men, on the other hand, start out as women. It's not until rather late in fetal development that testosterone production is initiated, but once it does, it strongly influences the way certain parts of the body are formed.

Extra amounts of testosterone will increase formation of muscle mass and affect some changes during male puberty. The other things going on, such as genital maturing and other processes associated with male puberty, rely on a lot of other hormones, each with their own sets of areas-of-effect.
Thus, increasing the testosterone level produces a hormonal imbalance that has negative effects on all the other parts of male puberty, thus leading to a schrinkage of certain body parts.

This problem with hormonal imbalances and their many effects on the human body, also play a large role in various campaigns aiming to curtail the use of growth hormones in the food industry (another example is the ban on phtalates in kids' toys). There are a bunch of data that so far has managed to show a correlation between the increase of growth hormone usage and a wealth of problems concerning both male and female puberty.

Most common is that girls seem to become women a lot earlier in life nowadays, though they only do so physically, definetely not mentally.
The same has been said about the metrosexual boys and the prevalence of practically gender-neutral boys, many of which have such puny physiques that they can hardly be said to be men anymore.
These problems have so far been linked only in correlation with the increase in estrogen-like growth hormones in the food industry, but to me, it looks compelling enoug ...


Ok, so you need to understand a little bit about what happens to understand why estrogen is so predominant in beef and cow products...

A lot of farmers, especially those factory style farms, use an injected implant in their cows. These implants contain a couple of potent chemicals. First, they either contain large amounts of Test Prop or Test Enth. Now, you might think that Testosterone implants would result in bulkier guys and masculine girls, but that's not what happens... Once Test is used by the muscles to metabolize protein and bulk the muscle tissue, it is converted to estrogen via Aromatase. The more Test present, the more estrogen is created. Farmers are ok with this because it means bigger muscles and bulkier cows...

The problem is that once all those chems make it from the cow into your system, it would normally be broken down in the stomach. But americans have a very high beef diet compared to a lot of other countries, and most beef has test and estro present... enough that it is capable of introducing those chemicals into the system of developing young people... and adversly affecting them

By the way, effeminate men is not the result of estrogen... gynecomastia (biatch tits/moobs/man boobs) is the result of aromatasing test into est in men...

If you have a developing male and he is starting to develop gynecomastia or "gyno" for short, you might want to consider taking a couple of steps...

1. Cut beef, pork, and chicken out his diet... unless you are willing to go full organic free range, move him to seafood, the protein from seafood is process easier by the body anyway

2. Consider an Anti-E such as Nolvadex or Clomid if the condition doesn't improve with diet alteration

Do your research on Anti-E products though, don't just go to some site like RUI and pick up a half a dozen vials and start injecting your kid. Consult a doctor or properly research what you are doing...

It's reported that 1 in 3 males show signs of gyno, from "puffy nipples" to full on "biatch tits"... which by the way increases risk of breast cancer in men...
 
2012-11-16 11:19:18 AM  

Kanemano: do you people not even try to interact with other humans outside of the conveince store? body builders look like the vascular popping, thin skinned, freaks maybe 2 months out of the year, most of the time their walking around body is quite different

[www.female-bodybuilders.us image 500x375]

Compared to

[img252.imageshack.us image 733x650]


There's no way in hell that first one is a real bodybuilder, because even I have trouble with some basic exercises thanks to my cup size, and that girl is at least three times that.

/Seriously, that's the point where she'd need corrective surgery to keep from back problems. It's not healthy.
 
2012-11-16 11:31:26 AM  
bookmark.
we need to further the fit vs muscles discussion
 
2012-11-16 11:32:03 AM  

Brick-House: [t0.gstatic.com image 203x249]


[pedobear.jpg]
 
2012-11-16 11:34:32 AM  
its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness
 
2012-11-16 11:40:56 AM  

SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness


That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-16 11:43:46 AM  
How did that slab of beef jerky find a guy to impregnate it?

And belly rings are trashy^^. Even most porn stars think they're above having them.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:19 AM  

fickenchucker: How did that slab of beef jerky find a guy to impregnate it? And belly rings are trashy^^. Even most porn stars think they're above having them.


While I'm sure you only date the most beautiful women in the world, whether or not you find these women attractive was not the point.

[stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg]
 
2012-11-16 11:53:05 AM  
I would SO dive in on that in a heartbeat. All you haters must be queer or something.
 
2012-11-16 11:54:24 AM  
WTF, Subby?
 
2012-11-16 12:22:24 PM  

abhorrent1: Gotta love farks farked up standards


Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!


ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg]


And I'd gladly have them both.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.starstills.com

I thought he was dead.
 
2012-11-16 12:57:52 PM  

Clutch2013: abhorrent1: Gotta love farks farked up standards


Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!


ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg] 

And I'd gladly have them both.


Is the one on top the same woman who looks so mannish in all the other photos? She looks fantastic in that one. What the hell, man?
 
2012-11-16 01:02:30 PM  
And this is supposed to be attractive how?
 
2012-11-16 01:09:31 PM  
Looks like Kathy Griffin got ripped and died her hair
i45.tinypic.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 01:18:59 PM  

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529][www.starstills.com image 334x418]

I thought he was dead.


Came to see Dr. Smith. Thanks! Ha!
 
2012-11-16 01:28:35 PM  

abhorrent1: SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness

That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 738x1082]


She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free? The subject of the Daily Fail page looks like she probably has a clit the size of a Vienna sausage from the testosterone. (The receding hairline is always a dead giveaway.)
 
2012-11-16 02:09:11 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free?


Yes. One of the few but she does. She had a team (which included my wife) that competed in NPC figure competitions. She wouldn't accept/train anyone that was using roids. Besides, The NPC tested, the IBBF doesn't. So who knows, maybe she does now but I doubt it.
 
2012-11-16 02:38:41 PM  

lobotomy survivor: [s10.postimage.org image 500x375]


Good god!!! That kid's in better shape than me!!!!!
 
2012-11-16 03:11:49 PM  
what guy wants to fark a cheese grater?
 
2012-11-16 03:36:16 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: abhorrent1: SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness

That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 738x1082]

She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free? The subject of the Daily Fail page looks like she probably has a clit the size of a Vienna sausage from the testosterone. (The receding hairline is always a dead giveaway.)


abhorrent1: Mr. Toadcheese: She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free?

Yes. One of the few but she does. She had a team (which included my wife) that competed in NPC figure competitions. She wouldn't accept/train anyone that was using roids. Besides, The NPC tested, the IBBF doesn't. So who knows, maybe she does now but I doubt it.


No IFBB pro is roid-free, including the women or woman in that picture. it just isn't possible to get the size that is required. Plus, her deltoids are a sure sign of steroids (deltoids on a woman going out that much is a sure sign)
 
2012-11-16 04:40:58 PM  
It looks like a man with boobs. No Thank You.
 
2012-11-16 06:55:14 PM  

BlackMtnMan: KILL IT WITH FIRE.


Fark me dead. This.
 
2012-11-16 11:49:14 PM  

squrrelco3: [farm5.staticflickr.com image 307x438]


Obviously you're NOT pencilneck boy!
 
2012-11-17 01:25:03 AM  
While I admire her work ethic (I guess it's a lot of work, plus 'roids), she looks like a tranny. A very, very buff tranny.
 
2012-11-17 04:37:53 AM  

Tumunga:

Hell, it's the same snatch, no matter what phase it's in. I'm willing to bet the veiny phase might just have a little more snap to it, if you know what I mean...


You mean your penis, right?

litmusdragon: Looks like Kathy Griffin got ripped and died her hair
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]


I see Heath Ledger
www.empireonline.com
 
2012-11-17 02:05:03 PM  

machoprogrammer: No IFBB pro is roid-free, including the women or woman in that picture. it just isn't possible to get the size that is required. Plus, her deltoids are a sure sign of steroids (deltoids on a woman going out that much is a sure sign)


She was that big when competing in the NPC as well. And they test the winners but what ever. I can't say with 100% certainty and there would obviously be no convincing you anyway so think what you want to think. No skin off my nose.
 
2012-11-18 12:48:54 PM  
She's 39 and has multiple grandchildren. Let me guess, she partied a lot and got knocked up at farking 20, and her kids are following suit. Great...
 
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