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(Daily Mail)   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2012-11-16 01:44:20 AM  
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

IS impressed...
 
2012-11-16 01:45:47 AM  

Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.


Did noone read the article? the muscled lady is someone the other lady helped train. The "Hot gran" is the normal looking attractive blonde.
 
2012-11-16 01:58:04 AM  
Sorry, but nope.

They have to look feminine. Fit, but not bodybuilding fit.
 
2012-11-16 01:59:15 AM  
As interesting as it might be to actually jack off a clit, I think I'll pass.
 
2012-11-16 02:01:03 AM  
i486.photobucket.com

Ewe
 
2012-11-16 02:02:53 AM  
I'm rapidly approaching the age at which one could be a grandparent without anyone going to jail. It's a weird feeling.
 
2012-11-16 02:05:25 AM  

JayCab: What a 39 year old gran might look like:
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 180x240]


honestly, I had that same thought...
 
2012-11-16 02:06:22 AM  

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Who looks stronger, more muscular, etc. Not an impenetrable mystery, just that the point is not to be "attractive" or "sexual." Hence the men have tiny shrunken nuts from years of steroid abuse, and the women also have nuts, slightly larger, from years of steroid abuse.
 
2012-11-16 02:09:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-16 02:12:06 AM  
OK, so I'm not the only one who thought she looked like a man...good...

I'm a 37 year old man. She looks 10 years older than me, and masculine.

/I still get carded at the liquor store
//I'm actually a hideous ginger
 
2012-11-16 02:15:42 AM  
Oh i get it ha ha!

You mean she was hot BEFORE the testosterone injections gave her a square jaw. Oh, and before those hideous implants. Also before the nasty spray on bronze.

Oh, and before she altered pretty much every single thing about her that was feminine.
 
2012-11-16 02:17:37 AM  

octopied: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

Did noone read the article? the muscled lady is someone the other lady helped train. The "Hot gran" is the normal looking attractive blonde.


The picture to the right of the good looking image (girl in pink) is the girl she trained, the pictures up the top is her after (I assumed just lack of water, it's also) strict dieting (also the purple bikini body shot only). The on the brink muscle butterface images down the bottom are also her.
 
2012-11-16 02:19:29 AM  

steerforth: Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]

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She looks like Eddie Izzard's been training with Carrot Top.
 
2012-11-16 02:22:45 AM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

She has a man's body. Women should have nice, soft curves.

And I have lady friends pushing 60 that look younger in the face.


Blechhhhhhh.
 
2012-11-16 02:24:00 AM  

KidKorporate: As interesting as it might be to actually jack off a clit, I think I'll pass.


Rotflmao! Winnar!
 
2012-11-16 02:25:37 AM  
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She could probably bench 50 lbs with her clenis
 
2012-11-16 02:28:38 AM  
So..weightlifters do a routine of steroids, lift, then starve and dehydrate to look BETTER?!

Wtf..now i know why i'll never look like one of those ppl.

No syringes full of future-cancer, and no starving myself. Their biceps may be larger than mine, but i KNOW my cock and balls are bigger than theirs.

/anabolic steroids...shrinking dicks and testicles since...a long time ago.
 
2012-11-16 02:32:01 AM  
I'd take a swing at it.

/pref not before competition but I'm not fussy.
 
2012-11-16 02:34:49 AM  

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.


No need to read any further. LOL!
 
2012-11-16 02:41:56 AM  
That's a handsome woman.
 
2012-11-16 02:52:13 AM  

theMightyRegeya: OK, so I'm not the only one who thought she looked like a man...good...

I'm a 37 year old man. She looks 10 years older than me, and masculine.

/I still get carded at the liquor store
//I'm actually a hideous ginger



Do you have a soul?
 
2012-11-16 02:53:45 AM  
She looks horrible, and 20 years older than her age.

The inset box detailing her diet made no mention of steroids.
 
2012-11-16 02:55:17 AM  

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Both.
 
2012-11-16 02:56:49 AM  
blarg
 
2012-11-16 03:05:06 AM  
NeoApathetic
That's a handsome woman.

No. That's one good lookin' man.
 
2012-11-16 03:18:30 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-16 03:18:31 AM  
Hell no. I don't even like my boys that buff.
 
2012-11-16 03:24:31 AM  
If she's 39, she's not taking very good care of herself!
 
2012-11-16 03:26:36 AM  
Step 1: Intramuscularly inject synthetic testosterone analogues.
 
2012-11-16 03:33:57 AM  
Wow, if you ever wanted to know what it would be like to hit proverbial "brick house" the Commodores sang about. Here's your chance. Remeber to wear your hard hat and have a rescue team with the jaws of life on standby.
 
2012-11-16 03:34:56 AM  

buzzcut73: HowAboutNo.jpg
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2012-11-16 03:37:47 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
PRIMO BOX
 
2012-11-16 03:48:33 AM  
Competition season aside, that is way too much makeup to put that catcher's mitt she calls a face.
 
2012-11-16 04:14:28 AM  
SICK!!
 
2012-11-16 04:22:36 AM  
Most of those pictures are eeeeeewwwwwww.
 
2012-11-16 04:35:23 AM  

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women.


This.

Good:
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Good:
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Good:
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Good:
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BAD:
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GBB
2012-11-16 04:53:20 AM  
cdn.tuvez.com

It's so veiny
 
2012-11-16 05:17:43 AM  
I'd tap that

/then tap out
/40 y/o granny, damn, her and offspring got kids as fast they could?
 
2012-11-16 05:38:27 AM  
At least she doesn't need her husband to open the pickle jar.
 
2012-11-16 05:41:03 AM  

beer4breakfast: dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
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Would hit her as the latter.

There's a huge difference how bodybuilders look when they're in competition shape and when they're not. When you see a bodybuilder ripped in a magazine or on stage they don't look like that most of the year. They are in an extreme state from dieting during those times.


And as dyhchong said, dehydrated. To get that look, a body builder not only has to train to get their body fat down next to nothing, they also have to dehydrate themselves severely shortly before a competition. When a body builder finally looks like that, they are actually quite unhealthy.

Oh God, what happened to me? The woman that all the Farkers are saying is too old to fark is younger than me! When did I get Olllllllld.

/get off my lawn
 
2012-11-16 05:49:43 AM  
I like her testosterone jaw. If you think shes natural, you are mistaken
 
2012-11-16 05:50:19 AM  
that shiat's been air-brillo'd
 
2012-11-16 05:56:10 AM  
This is what a bodybuilding grandma should look like:


americanlivewire.com

Being a grandma to two at 39 is nothing to be proud of...


/ had first baby at age of 40
// knocked up again and can still lift more than you
 
2012-11-16 06:12:12 AM  
WTF England?
 
2012-11-16 06:17:45 AM  

Perducci: why is it a big deal that she's a grandmother?


...because I'M 39 and can remember being 20 like it was last week. "Grandparent" should mean having grown up without indoor plumbing and there being only a radio in the house. Hearing about people who are my age and grandparents is a bit unsettling.

/is eligible to play in the Masters division of Disc Golf next year...
 
2012-11-16 06:20:53 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: At least she doesn't need her husband to open the pickle jar.


No, she still needs a man to do that, but it's just so the pickle jar lid gets opened instead of the pickle jar getting shattered...
 
2012-11-16 06:26:49 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-16 06:26:49 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: "It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.


let alone more than one.
 
2012-11-16 06:37:51 AM  
Subby is a tard...

/The Fark, dude... The fark?
 
2012-11-16 06:46:37 AM  
I wonder if she has the gravel-like roid voice to go with those ripped muscles. Then i'd hit it.
/not
 
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