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(Daily Mail)   Hot, blonde 39 yr young Gran takes time from personal training, glam modeling, weight lifting and boxing to coddle her two granddaughters, teach them life skills and buff them up. You'd hit it and get hit back   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2012-11-15 10:13:22 PM
Sunny if you think that is "hot" perhaps you should open that closet door!
 
2012-11-15 10:48:07 PM
I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.
 
2012-11-15 11:54:39 PM
39 years young? I thought that kind of talk was for people in their 80's at least. Even worse she is only 4 years older than me.
 
2012-11-15 11:58:10 PM
No.
 
2012-11-16 12:13:07 AM
No. Unless she does as many sets of Kegels too. Even then, I'm not sure. Leather and all.

/who am I kidding?
 
2012-11-16 12:33:59 AM
I am a bit of a masochist, but even I wouldn't hit a woman that could roid rage me during sex
 
2012-11-16 12:34:17 AM
HowAboutNo.jpg
DoNotWant.jpg
 
2012-11-16 12:35:44 AM
Eh, yeah I guess I would. Only if she doesn't crush my penis with her yoked up vagina, though.
 
2012-11-16 12:37:44 AM
Don't know why they do it but that fake tan ish ruins my happy thoughts about buff women giving me piggyback rides around my house.
 
2012-11-16 12:38:20 AM
runningwithcake.com
 
2012-11-16 12:38:30 AM
Mmmmm, veiny.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:21 AM
Even if she were the least bit attractive, why is it a big deal that she's a grandmother? So she had a child at a young age and so did her child. Big deal. I'd be much more impressed if she were a fit 60+ year old grandmother. Being a fitness buff at 39 is hardly news worthy*.

* Yes, I know, It's Not News...
 
2012-11-16 12:41:28 AM
Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

i.dailymail.co.uk

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 12:41:31 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

40 year old grandma? too old

/hahaha
 
2012-11-16 12:41:53 AM
good for her

/not my type
 
2012-11-16 12:42:32 AM
"It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.
 
2012-11-16 12:42:40 AM
Are all those images of the same dude? The ones at the bottom look hittable while the others are a guy taping it back.
 
2012-11-16 12:42:52 AM
Gross. How about "no".
 
2012-11-16 12:43:45 AM
So let's see. Single mother in her teens, pops out two sprigs, then when they are in their teens, they prop out sprogs of their own. Well, at least we know she puts out.

(Oh, and I don't think the chick in the lingerie (with the blocked out nipples) is the same woman. Face looks different (could be weight loss) but the fingers in the top shot appear longer than in the bottom pictures.
 
2012-11-16 12:44:02 AM
www.ridgid.com 

What hitting it might be like...
 
2012-11-16 12:45:11 AM
Um, no. More power to her, and I'm sure she has enough bounce buddies, but, no, thanks.
 
2012-11-16 12:46:22 AM
www.upload.ee
 
2012-11-16 12:48:38 AM
What a 39 year old gran might look like:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-16 12:49:18 AM
39yo Grandmother?
 
2012-11-16 12:50:27 AM
Yeah, subby. Yeah, I would.

/not the least bit ashamed to admit it either
//someone over on the entertainment tab commenter on diversity in beauty the other day
///certainly applies here, too. I need to repost that quote when I can
 
2012-11-16 12:51:41 AM
Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 12:51:58 AM
I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

Would hit her as the latter.
 
2012-11-16 12:52:12 AM
So by "Gran", you meant "Grand-pa".
 
2012-11-16 12:54:19 AM
She has the same arms in the pictures above, so maybe she just needs a jug of water? Pruning up appears to age you like a motherfarker.
 
2012-11-16 12:54:44 AM
Somebody needs to photoshop mimi's face/ head to this. Dont dissapoint me Fark.
 
2012-11-16 12:56:22 AM
Too much. My wife is pretty cut up but no where near that.
 
2012-11-16 12:56:48 AM
Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.
 
2012-11-16 12:57:13 AM

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.


There's a huge difference how bodybuilders look when they're in competition shape and when they're not. When you see a bodybuilder ripped in a magazine or on stage they don't look like that most of the year. They are in an extreme state from dieting during those times.
 
2012-11-16 12:57:30 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

pulledmuscle.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 12:57:54 AM
I know that male bodybuilders tone up before a competition, then they go back to looking fairly normal the rest of the time. I'm hoping the same can be said for this lady.
 
2012-11-16 12:58:48 AM

steerforth: Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 553x488]


One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!
 
2012-11-16 01:07:08 AM
Know what? I would. Just to say I did.
 
2012-11-16 01:14:25 AM

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.


It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.
 
2012-11-16 01:18:22 AM

Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.


You're obviosly gay.
 
2012-11-16 01:19:01 AM

stonent: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x471]

[pulledmuscle.co.uk image 512x378]


Amen bother!
 
2012-11-16 01:20:59 AM

BWeed6: Gross. How about "no".


How about - there must be a buncha homo pencilnecks posting here. That chic is HOT!!
 
2012-11-16 01:21:56 AM

Buffet: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

You're obviosly gay.


Only a gay man could prefer feminine looking women.
 
2012-11-16 01:23:48 AM
steroids much?
 
2012-11-16 01:24:46 AM
I'd spot it.
 
2012-11-16 01:28:02 AM

dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.




Would hit her as the latter.


Agreed. The shoulders are still a bit much but the rest is nice enough to make that easily livable.

///Wonder which version is closer to her on a day to day basis?
 
2012-11-16 01:28:41 AM
do you people not even try to interact with other humans outside of the conveince store? body builders look like the vascular popping, thin skinned, freaks maybe 2 months out of the year, most of the time their walking around body is quite different

www.female-bodybuilders.us

Compared to

img252.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-16 01:31:09 AM
no doubt there are plenty of gym types that would enjoy her company. i'm not into muscle women thank you, and i doubt she'd find my fat flabby ass attractive either.
 
2012-11-16 01:35:04 AM

GeneralJim: Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?


i1255.photobucket.com 

Not Impressed . . .
 
2012-11-16 01:41:51 AM
So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?
 
2012-11-16 01:44:08 AM

Kanemano: most of the time their walking around body is quite different


your picture of body building women isn't flattering.
 
2012-11-16 01:44:20 AM
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

IS impressed...
 
2012-11-16 01:45:47 AM

Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.


Did noone read the article? the muscled lady is someone the other lady helped train. The "Hot gran" is the normal looking attractive blonde.
 
2012-11-16 01:58:04 AM
Sorry, but nope.

They have to look feminine. Fit, but not bodybuilding fit.
 
2012-11-16 01:59:15 AM
As interesting as it might be to actually jack off a clit, I think I'll pass.
 
2012-11-16 02:01:03 AM
i486.photobucket.com

Ewe
 
2012-11-16 02:02:53 AM
I'm rapidly approaching the age at which one could be a grandparent without anyone going to jail. It's a weird feeling.
 
2012-11-16 02:05:25 AM

JayCab: What a 39 year old gran might look like:
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 180x240]


honestly, I had that same thought...
 
2012-11-16 02:06:22 AM

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Who looks stronger, more muscular, etc. Not an impenetrable mystery, just that the point is not to be "attractive" or "sexual." Hence the men have tiny shrunken nuts from years of steroid abuse, and the women also have nuts, slightly larger, from years of steroid abuse.
 
2012-11-16 02:09:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-16 02:12:06 AM
OK, so I'm not the only one who thought she looked like a man...good...

I'm a 37 year old man. She looks 10 years older than me, and masculine.

/I still get carded at the liquor store
//I'm actually a hideous ginger
 
2012-11-16 02:15:42 AM
Oh i get it ha ha!

You mean she was hot BEFORE the testosterone injections gave her a square jaw. Oh, and before those hideous implants. Also before the nasty spray on bronze.

Oh, and before she altered pretty much every single thing about her that was feminine.
 
2012-11-16 02:17:37 AM

octopied: Sherman Potter: Gristle and veins. No thanks, these women are freaks.

Did noone read the article? the muscled lady is someone the other lady helped train. The "Hot gran" is the normal looking attractive blonde.


The picture to the right of the good looking image (girl in pink) is the girl she trained, the pictures up the top is her after (I assumed just lack of water, it's also) strict dieting (also the purple bikini body shot only). The on the brink muscle butterface images down the bottom are also her.
 
2012-11-16 02:19:29 AM

steerforth: Normally I wouldn't do this, as I find the sexism of Fark in general quite distasteful, but fark it.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 553x488]


She looks like Eddie Izzard's been training with Carrot Top.
 
2012-11-16 02:22:45 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE.

She has a man's body. Women should have nice, soft curves.

And I have lady friends pushing 60 that look younger in the face.


Blechhhhhhh.
 
2012-11-16 02:24:00 AM

KidKorporate: As interesting as it might be to actually jack off a clit, I think I'll pass.


Rotflmao! Winnar!
 
2012-11-16 02:25:37 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
She could probably bench 50 lbs with her clenis
 
2012-11-16 02:28:38 AM
So..weightlifters do a routine of steroids, lift, then starve and dehydrate to look BETTER?!

Wtf..now i know why i'll never look like one of those ppl.

No syringes full of future-cancer, and no starving myself. Their biceps may be larger than mine, but i KNOW my cock and balls are bigger than theirs.

/anabolic steroids...shrinking dicks and testicles since...a long time ago.
 
2012-11-16 02:32:01 AM
I'd take a swing at it.

/pref not before competition but I'm not fussy.
 
2012-11-16 02:34:49 AM

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.


No need to read any further. LOL!
 
2012-11-16 02:41:56 AM
That's a handsome woman.
 
2012-11-16 02:52:13 AM

theMightyRegeya: OK, so I'm not the only one who thought she looked like a man...good...

I'm a 37 year old man. She looks 10 years older than me, and masculine.

/I still get carded at the liquor store
//I'm actually a hideous ginger



Do you have a soul?
 
2012-11-16 02:53:45 AM
She looks horrible, and 20 years older than her age.

The inset box detailing her diet made no mention of steroids.
 
2012-11-16 02:55:17 AM

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Both.
 
2012-11-16 02:56:49 AM
blarg
 
2012-11-16 03:05:06 AM
NeoApathetic
That's a handsome woman.

No. That's one good lookin' man.
 
2012-11-16 03:18:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-16 03:18:31 AM
Hell no. I don't even like my boys that buff.
 
2012-11-16 03:24:31 AM
If she's 39, she's not taking very good care of herself!
 
2012-11-16 03:26:36 AM
Step 1: Intramuscularly inject synthetic testosterone analogues.
 
2012-11-16 03:33:57 AM
Wow, if you ever wanted to know what it would be like to hit proverbial "brick house" the Commodores sang about. Here's your chance. Remeber to wear your hard hat and have a rescue team with the jaws of life on standby.
 
2012-11-16 03:34:56 AM

buzzcut73: HowAboutNo.jpg
DoNotWant.jpg

 
2012-11-16 03:37:47 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
PRIMO BOX
 
2012-11-16 03:48:33 AM
Competition season aside, that is way too much makeup to put that catcher's mitt she calls a face.
 
2012-11-16 04:14:28 AM
SICK!!
 
2012-11-16 04:22:36 AM
Most of those pictures are eeeeeewwwwwww.
 
2012-11-16 04:35:23 AM

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women.


This.

Good:
data.whicdn.com

Good:
www.perthstreetbikes.com

Good:
data.whicdn.com

Good:
img004.lazygirls.info

BAD:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
GBB
2012-11-16 04:53:20 AM
cdn.tuvez.com

It's so veiny
 
2012-11-16 05:17:43 AM
I'd tap that

/then tap out
/40 y/o granny, damn, her and offspring got kids as fast they could?
 
2012-11-16 05:38:27 AM
At least she doesn't need her husband to open the pickle jar.
 
2012-11-16 05:41:03 AM

beer4breakfast: dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.

There's a huge difference how bodybuilders look when they're in competition shape and when they're not. When you see a bodybuilder ripped in a magazine or on stage they don't look like that most of the year. They are in an extreme state from dieting during those times.


And as dyhchong said, dehydrated. To get that look, a body builder not only has to train to get their body fat down next to nothing, they also have to dehydrate themselves severely shortly before a competition. When a body builder finally looks like that, they are actually quite unhealthy.

Oh God, what happened to me? The woman that all the Farkers are saying is too old to fark is younger than me! When did I get Olllllllld.

/get off my lawn
 
2012-11-16 05:49:43 AM
I like her testosterone jaw. If you think shes natural, you are mistaken
 
2012-11-16 05:50:19 AM
that shiat's been air-brillo'd
 
2012-11-16 05:56:10 AM
This is what a bodybuilding grandma should look like:


americanlivewire.com

Being a grandma to two at 39 is nothing to be proud of...


/ had first baby at age of 40
// knocked up again and can still lift more than you
 
2012-11-16 06:12:12 AM
WTF England?
 
2012-11-16 06:17:45 AM

Perducci: why is it a big deal that she's a grandmother?


...because I'M 39 and can remember being 20 like it was last week. "Grandparent" should mean having grown up without indoor plumbing and there being only a radio in the house. Hearing about people who are my age and grandparents is a bit unsettling.

/is eligible to play in the Masters division of Disc Golf next year...
 
2012-11-16 06:20:53 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: At least she doesn't need her husband to open the pickle jar.


No, she still needs a man to do that, but it's just so the pickle jar lid gets opened instead of the pickle jar getting shattered...
 
2012-11-16 06:26:49 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-16 06:26:49 AM

insertsnarkyusername: "It's hard to believe this glamorous women is a grandmother of two"

What's hard to believe is that's a woman.


let alone more than one.
 
2012-11-16 06:37:51 AM
Subby is a tard...

/The Fark, dude... The fark?
 
2012-11-16 06:46:37 AM
I wonder if she has the gravel-like roid voice to go with those ripped muscles. Then i'd hit it.
/not
 
2012-11-16 07:01:01 AM

Cyberluddite: I like fit women, but i also like them to look like women. I wouldn't even hit that thing with Subby's dick.


Came here to say this. Fit women are hot, not bodybuilders
 
2012-11-16 07:06:56 AM
Hey subby, nothing's wrong with fancying him, there's no harm in being gay despite what the fundies say. So let's not pretend that this is feminine. Embrace your identity and enjoy your new gay or bi lifestyle, it's okay.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 07:50:11 AM
Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?
 
2012-11-16 07:53:29 AM
Gotta love farks farked up standards

i.dailymail.co.uk
Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg] 
 
2012-11-16 08:00:52 AM
The only thing I can add to this is ... pictures of female body builders FREAK ME THE FARK OUT!!!
 
2012-11-16 08:15:46 AM
I am a man with a low cull factor and even lower morals. However, I make it a rule to never fark a chick that possesses a bigger tool than the one I have.
 
2012-11-16 08:16:07 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I find that sexy as hell. The vascular version not so much. But it would still be better than farking Kate Moss, or any of the other anorexic waifs who pass for supermodels these days.

If I wanted bones I'd buy them at the butcher.
 
2012-11-16 08:43:28 AM

Nogale: Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?


Testosterone is already present in women, but in far lesser amounts. Increasing the amount to male levels, will add male traits.

Men, on the other hand, start out as women. It's not until rather late in fetal development that testosterone production is initiated, but once it does, it strongly influences the way certain parts of the body are formed.

Extra amounts of testosterone will increase formation of muscle mass and affect some changes during male puberty. The other things going on, such as genital maturing and other processes associated with male puberty, rely on a lot of other hormones, each with their own sets of areas-of-effect.
Thus, increasing the testosterone level produces a hormonal imbalance that has negative effects on all the other parts of male puberty, thus leading to a schrinkage of certain body parts.

This problem with hormonal imbalances and their many effects on the human body, also play a large role in various campaigns aiming to curtail the use of growth hormones in the food industry (another example is the ban on phtalates in kids' toys). There are a bunch of data that so far has managed to show a correlation between the increase of growth hormone usage and a wealth of problems concerning both male and female puberty.

Most common is that girls seem to become women a lot earlier in life nowadays, though they only do so physically, definetely not mentally.
The same has been said about the metrosexual boys and the prevalence of practically gender-neutral boys, many of which have such puny physiques that they can hardly be said to be men anymore.
These problems have so far been linked only in correlation with the increase in estrogen-like growth hormones in the food industry, but to me, it looks compelling enough to warrant further investigation. Maybe causation can be proven, but not until we look for it.

Then again, causation could be ruled out and we can all sit back and just complain that these latter generations all seem to provide us with boys that become whiny biatches and girls that become whiny biatches earlier than they used to.

Time will tell and farkers will judge ;-)
 
2012-11-16 08:50:28 AM
s10.postimage.org
 
2012-11-16 09:04:50 AM
Yes. Yes I would.
 
2012-11-16 09:07:53 AM

AustinFakir: dyhchong: I'm so confused, same person below. Bottom is definitely before she dehydrated herself to push out the muscles as bodybuilders do but not sure whether she just needs a drink, or ten years ago before she started heavily on the weights.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x458]

Would hit her as the latter.

It's not just dehydration; it's a low point in body fat that she would only reach for competition. Conventional wisdom among bodybuilders is that you're either gaining or losing. If you want to gain muscle, you'll gain a little fat along with it. When you lose fat, you'll lose a little muscle along with it. Bodybuilders spend most of their time putting on muscle (and a bit of unavoidable fat) and then strip off the fat for competition (along with a little bit of muscle, regrettably.) They don't try to maintain that ripped, super-low-body-fat look for very long because they're afraid of losing too much muscle mass.

I would totally hit it in the non-competition phase. GOD YES. In the ripped phase, meh, I would hope she was too distracted getting ready for competition to bother me for sex... and if she did I would probably pretend she was a dude, because that would be marginally less gross than banging a chick with that many veins and striations.


Hell, it's the same snatch, no matter what phase it's in. I'm willing to bet the veiny phase might just have a little more snap to it, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-11-16 09:25:44 AM
It amazes me what passes for hot on Fark.
 
2012-11-16 09:36:18 AM
she'd pop your wee head like it was a grape
 
2012-11-16 09:38:50 AM
Obviously she has self esteem issues. Sad.
 
2012-11-16 09:40:13 AM

miniflea: So, is bodybuilding one of those things that is judged by some sort of byzantine system of rules that is completely impenetrable to outsiders, or are they all mentally ill enough to think that they actually look good?


Yes. Both.

More or less like pageants.
 
2012-11-16 09:43:38 AM
it does boggle my mind as to why the body builders go through the trouble of prepping themselves prior to competition, the cutting and shiat can't be good for them in the long run

though once competition season is over they'll return to looking like someone who lifts weights and is in good shape instead of someone who is trying to look like an muscular system sculpture

/know a a couple
 
2012-11-16 10:15:46 AM

Vitamin Pb: So let's see. Single mother in her teens, pops out two sprigs, then when they are in their teens, they prop out sprogs of their own. Well, at least we know she puts out.

(Oh, and I don't think the chick in the lingerie (with the blocked out nipples) is the same woman. Face looks different (could be weight loss) but the fingers in the top shot appear longer than in the bottom pictures.


Yeah, perhaps if she had taken a break from her activities to do some actual parenting, she wouldn't be a grandmother before she's 40.
 
2012-11-16 10:24:14 AM

DiggidyDan: GeneralJim: Uh... Is that a head 'shopped onto a differently colored body?

[i1255.photobucket.com image 306x458] 

Not Impressed . . .


*golfclap*
 
2012-11-16 11:01:37 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-16 11:08:09 AM

ZurkisPhreek: Nogale: Why do steroids add masuline attributes to women (deeper voice, square jaw, etc) but detract from men's masuline attiributes by shrinking their testicles and raising their voices? Why don't they deepen men's voices, as well?

Testosterone is already present in women, but in far lesser amounts. Increasing the amount to male levels, will add male traits.

Men, on the other hand, start out as women. It's not until rather late in fetal development that testosterone production is initiated, but once it does, it strongly influences the way certain parts of the body are formed.

Extra amounts of testosterone will increase formation of muscle mass and affect some changes during male puberty. The other things going on, such as genital maturing and other processes associated with male puberty, rely on a lot of other hormones, each with their own sets of areas-of-effect.
Thus, increasing the testosterone level produces a hormonal imbalance that has negative effects on all the other parts of male puberty, thus leading to a schrinkage of certain body parts.

This problem with hormonal imbalances and their many effects on the human body, also play a large role in various campaigns aiming to curtail the use of growth hormones in the food industry (another example is the ban on phtalates in kids' toys). There are a bunch of data that so far has managed to show a correlation between the increase of growth hormone usage and a wealth of problems concerning both male and female puberty.

Most common is that girls seem to become women a lot earlier in life nowadays, though they only do so physically, definetely not mentally.
The same has been said about the metrosexual boys and the prevalence of practically gender-neutral boys, many of which have such puny physiques that they can hardly be said to be men anymore.
These problems have so far been linked only in correlation with the increase in estrogen-like growth hormones in the food industry, but to me, it looks compelling enoug ...


Ok, so you need to understand a little bit about what happens to understand why estrogen is so predominant in beef and cow products...

A lot of farmers, especially those factory style farms, use an injected implant in their cows. These implants contain a couple of potent chemicals. First, they either contain large amounts of Test Prop or Test Enth. Now, you might think that Testosterone implants would result in bulkier guys and masculine girls, but that's not what happens... Once Test is used by the muscles to metabolize protein and bulk the muscle tissue, it is converted to estrogen via Aromatase. The more Test present, the more estrogen is created. Farmers are ok with this because it means bigger muscles and bulkier cows...

The problem is that once all those chems make it from the cow into your system, it would normally be broken down in the stomach. But americans have a very high beef diet compared to a lot of other countries, and most beef has test and estro present... enough that it is capable of introducing those chemicals into the system of developing young people... and adversly affecting them

By the way, effeminate men is not the result of estrogen... gynecomastia (biatch tits/moobs/man boobs) is the result of aromatasing test into est in men...

If you have a developing male and he is starting to develop gynecomastia or "gyno" for short, you might want to consider taking a couple of steps...

1. Cut beef, pork, and chicken out his diet... unless you are willing to go full organic free range, move him to seafood, the protein from seafood is process easier by the body anyway

2. Consider an Anti-E such as Nolvadex or Clomid if the condition doesn't improve with diet alteration

Do your research on Anti-E products though, don't just go to some site like RUI and pick up a half a dozen vials and start injecting your kid. Consult a doctor or properly research what you are doing...

It's reported that 1 in 3 males show signs of gyno, from "puffy nipples" to full on "biatch tits"... which by the way increases risk of breast cancer in men...
 
2012-11-16 11:19:18 AM

Kanemano: do you people not even try to interact with other humans outside of the conveince store? body builders look like the vascular popping, thin skinned, freaks maybe 2 months out of the year, most of the time their walking around body is quite different

[www.female-bodybuilders.us image 500x375]

Compared to

[img252.imageshack.us image 733x650]


There's no way in hell that first one is a real bodybuilder, because even I have trouble with some basic exercises thanks to my cup size, and that girl is at least three times that.

/Seriously, that's the point where she'd need corrective surgery to keep from back problems. It's not healthy.
 
2012-11-16 11:31:26 AM
bookmark.
we need to further the fit vs muscles discussion
 
2012-11-16 11:32:03 AM

Brick-House: [t0.gstatic.com image 203x249]


[pedobear.jpg]
 
2012-11-16 11:34:32 AM
its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness
 
2012-11-16 11:40:56 AM

SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness


That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-16 11:43:46 AM
How did that slab of beef jerky find a guy to impregnate it?

And belly rings are trashy^^. Even most porn stars think they're above having them.
 
2012-11-16 11:48:19 AM

fickenchucker: How did that slab of beef jerky find a guy to impregnate it? And belly rings are trashy^^. Even most porn stars think they're above having them.


While I'm sure you only date the most beautiful women in the world, whether or not you find these women attractive was not the point.

[stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg]
 
2012-11-16 11:53:05 AM
I would SO dive in on that in a heartbeat. All you haters must be queer or something.
 
2012-11-16 11:54:24 AM
WTF, Subby?
 
2012-11-16 12:22:24 PM

abhorrent1: Gotta love farks farked up standards


Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!


ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg] 


And I'd gladly have them both.
 
2012-11-16 12:41:45 PM
i.dailymail.co.ukwww.starstills.com

I thought he was dead.
 
2012-11-16 12:57:52 PM

Clutch2013: abhorrent1: Gotta love farks farked up standards


Ew Gross! That's a man baby DO NOT WANT!!


ZOMFG FAP FAP FAP! [jizzmypants.jpg] 

And I'd gladly have them both.


Is the one on top the same woman who looks so mannish in all the other photos? She looks fantastic in that one. What the hell, man?
 
2012-11-16 01:02:30 PM
And this is supposed to be attractive how?
 
2012-11-16 01:09:31 PM
Looks like Kathy Griffin got ripped and died her hair
i45.tinypic.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-16 01:18:59 PM

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529][www.starstills.com image 334x418]

I thought he was dead.


Came to see Dr. Smith. Thanks! Ha!
 
2012-11-16 01:28:35 PM

abhorrent1: SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness

That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 738x1082]


She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free? The subject of the Daily Fail page looks like she probably has a clit the size of a Vienna sausage from the testosterone. (The receding hairline is always a dead giveaway.)
 
2012-11-16 02:09:11 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free?


Yes. One of the few but she does. She had a team (which included my wife) that competed in NPC figure competitions. She wouldn't accept/train anyone that was using roids. Besides, The NPC tested, the IBBF doesn't. So who knows, maybe she does now but I doubt it.
 
2012-11-16 02:38:41 PM

lobotomy survivor: [s10.postimage.org image 500x375]


Good god!!! That kid's in better shape than me!!!!!
 
2012-11-16 03:11:49 PM
what guy wants to fark a cheese grater?
 
2012-11-16 03:36:16 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: abhorrent1: SuddenlySamhain: its difficult to imagine that a woman of that physique can actually carry a baby to term.
Such women are not examples of health and fitness

That's idiotic. My wifes personal trainer, Jennifer Abrams. Had three kids and had to take a year off cause she got pregnant. She was already an IBBF pro at the time.

This is her.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 738x1082]

She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free? The subject of the Daily Fail page looks like she probably has a clit the size of a Vienna sausage from the testosterone. (The receding hairline is always a dead giveaway.)


abhorrent1: Mr. Toadcheese: She looks quite impressive, but doesn't she compete 'roid-free?

Yes. One of the few but she does. She had a team (which included my wife) that competed in NPC figure competitions. She wouldn't accept/train anyone that was using roids. Besides, The NPC tested, the IBBF doesn't. So who knows, maybe she does now but I doubt it.


No IFBB pro is roid-free, including the women or woman in that picture. it just isn't possible to get the size that is required. Plus, her deltoids are a sure sign of steroids (deltoids on a woman going out that much is a sure sign)
 
2012-11-16 04:40:58 PM
It looks like a man with boobs. No Thank You.
 
2012-11-16 06:55:14 PM

BlackMtnMan: KILL IT WITH FIRE.


Fark me dead. This.
 
2012-11-16 11:49:14 PM

squrrelco3: [farm5.staticflickr.com image 307x438]


Obviously you're NOT pencilneck boy!
 
2012-11-17 01:25:03 AM
While I admire her work ethic (I guess it's a lot of work, plus 'roids), she looks like a tranny. A very, very buff tranny.
 
2012-11-17 04:37:53 AM

Tumunga:

Hell, it's the same snatch, no matter what phase it's in. I'm willing to bet the veiny phase might just have a little more snap to it, if you know what I mean...


You mean your penis, right?

litmusdragon: Looks like Kathy Griffin got ripped and died her hair
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x529]


I see Heath Ledger
www.empireonline.com
 
2012-11-17 02:05:03 PM

machoprogrammer: No IFBB pro is roid-free, including the women or woman in that picture. it just isn't possible to get the size that is required. Plus, her deltoids are a sure sign of steroids (deltoids on a woman going out that much is a sure sign)


She was that big when competing in the NPC as well. And they test the winners but what ever. I can't say with 100% certainty and there would obviously be no convincing you anyway so think what you want to think. No skin off my nose.
 
2012-11-18 12:48:54 PM
She's 39 and has multiple grandchildren. Let me guess, she partied a lot and got knocked up at farking 20, and her kids are following suit. Great...
 
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