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(Fox News)   Don't train on my parade   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Texas, Union Pacific, railroad crossing, parade float, Midland, trains, veterans, semi-trailer trucks  
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7061 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2012 at 9:50 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-15 09:55:12 PM  
4 votes:
So our treatment of veterans is on track.
2012-11-15 11:29:16 PM  
2 votes:

laterthanyou: The vast majority of veterans that are being honored are young kids from Iraq and Afghanistan missing limbs or with severe burns.

Just as I suspected... there will be less cleanup necessary.
2012-11-15 10:49:58 PM  
2 votes:
Hmm, Midland, TX... Was she the engineer driving the train?
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2012-11-15 10:27:33 PM  
2 votes:
The parade was to end at a "Hunt for Heroes" banquet honoring the veterans.

Looks like the train driver bagged four early, that's all.
2012-11-15 10:10:26 PM  
2 votes:

INTERTRON: Popcorn Johnny: Why didn't they just jump off the float and run out of the way?

Sadly, not all veterans can walk easily. Or at all.

No wonder they lost Vietnam for us
2012-11-16 06:54:24 AM  
1 vote:

stpauler: [ image 467x700]


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Got 'em!
2012-11-15 10:37:39 PM  
1 vote:
Came here to say


Nice headline

Still waiting for the video...

(Yes, yes I am a sick bastard)
2012-11-15 10:36:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-15 10:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
They saved on four meals at the dinner later. So, who's upset?
2012-11-15 10:20:47 PM  
1 vote:
This is a total failure by the Obama administration, how could he let this happen?

/Is Benghazi a scandal yet?
2012-11-15 10:11:07 PM  
1 vote:
Those veterans survived getting shot at by the Vietcong in Korea and surviving the German bombing of Pearl Harbor just to be taken out by a train? So sad.
2012-11-15 10:08:42 PM  
1 vote:

Psylent1: They were probably Tebowing.

Don't they listen to South Park, memes kill.

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2012-11-15 10:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
It's like traaaaaaaiiiiiin.... at a veteran's parade.
2012-11-15 10:05:54 PM  
1 vote:
Oh long Johnson!
2012-11-15 10:01:44 PM  
1 vote:

Earpj: Gads.
I shudder to imagine the scene.

Well one thing is for sure...there were no brains splattered anywhere.
2012-11-15 09:59:38 PM  
1 vote:

GonadtheBarbarian: How the fark does something like this even happen?

The driver of the second truck wasn't wearing a high-visibility jacket.

/not obscure on Fark
2012-11-15 09:55:25 PM  
1 vote:
It's rare.....rare that I just sit there and marvel at a headline. I've been here since '02, and that's one of the best headlines I've ever read. Damn fine job, Subby. Here's an internet beer for ya:

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