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2012-11-15 08:21:12 PM
"But the worst thing I ever did, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
 
2012-11-15 08:28:27 PM
GIS for "vomit theater"

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-11-15 08:37:58 PM
Done, as the saying goes, in one.
 
2012-11-15 08:38:16 PM

res_nihil: "But the worst thing I ever did, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."


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Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum approves of your prank

The Great Santini - the soup incident
 
2012-11-15 09:08:32 PM

res_nihil: "But the worst thing I ever did, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."


img824.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-15 09:23:27 PM
The alleged culprits?

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2012-11-15 09:52:48 PM
www.screeninsults.com
 
2012-11-15 10:07:05 PM
I lulz'd
 
2012-11-16 12:15:09 AM
Has anyone referenced chunk in the goonies, yet?
 
2012-11-16 05:28:53 AM
api.ning.com
 
2012-11-16 07:07:46 AM
I liked how I saw a Goonies reference in the article and then clicked the comments and saw more Goonies references.
 
2012-11-16 07:07:50 AM
Eh, I'm distracted by the legs on the girl in that pic.. Kate Arrington? She's cute.
 
2012-11-16 07:30:11 AM

BKITU: Done, as the saying goes, in one.


On in this case, Done in TFA.
 
2012-11-16 07:31:56 AM
WTF is up with that girl's shins, they're freaking concave...
 
2012-11-16 08:11:03 AM

Alphax: Eh, I'm distracted by the legs on the girl in that pic.. Kate Arrington? She's cute.


Yeah, she caught my attention as well.

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2012-11-16 08:15:52 AM

Mark Ratner: Has anyone referenced chunk in the goonies, yet?


Sloth love Chunk.
 
2012-11-16 08:17:42 AM
"The show...and the vomit, but mostly the show."
 
2012-11-16 08:20:10 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"The show...and the vomit, but mostly the show."
 
2012-11-16 08:24:58 AM
It STINKS!
 
2012-11-16 08:32:45 AM
Isn't projectile vomiting a standard audience reaction to a Paul Rudd performance?
 
2012-11-16 09:05:53 AM
i.imgur.com

In other news, SNL bases a sketch on the misunderstanding of the term.
 
2012-11-16 09:15:16 AM
I haven't seen anything like that since the Anita Bryant concert.
 
2012-11-16 09:17:55 AM
Well, that stinks, but maybe the old guy had a heart attack, which can make you vomit sometimes. So I'll give him a pass for now.
 
2012-11-16 09:19:53 AM
That pic of Kate Arrington made my penis vomit.
 
2012-11-16 09:24:57 AM
That pic made me beat LA
 
2012-11-16 09:43:23 AM
Tonight double feature grace/the aristocrats
 
2012-11-16 10:21:09 AM

colimar: Tonight double feature grace/the aristocrats


I was disappointed to see there were no references to polyps or Kentucky windage in the article.

/RIP George Carlin
 
2012-11-16 10:29:48 AM
Alphax

"Eh, I'm distracted by the legs on the girl in that pic.. Kate Arrington? She's cute."

Yup.. Very cute. Nice gams.
 
2012-11-16 11:07:56 AM

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 549x595]

In other news, SNL bases a sketch on the misunderstanding of the term.


Only two Broadway theaters have Voms. And the Cort is not one of them.

Loved that sketch when I was a kid.
 
2012-11-16 11:23:37 AM
Hmm, seems like a good cast, wonder what this Grace production is all ab. . . . Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkk, baaaaaaaaaaaaarf . . .
 
2012-11-16 11:29:55 AM
A Lardass barfarama?

www.theblvdmag.com
 
2012-11-16 12:28:32 PM
excellent use of the sick tag
+1
 
2012-11-16 12:53:44 PM

T.M.S.: Only two Broadway theaters have Voms. And the Cort is not one of them.


Circle in the Square and.....whats the other one?

hmmmm Googling
 
2012-11-16 01:37:19 PM
Sometimes I think that farkers share the same mindset and that scares me!!!
 
2012-11-16 02:02:52 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-16 02:06:56 PM

Fiatlux: T.M.S.: Only two Broadway theaters have Voms. And the Cort is not one of them.

Circle in the Square and.....whats the other one?

hmmmm Googling


The Beaumont.
 
2012-11-16 02:41:05 PM
Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.
 
2012-11-16 02:41:22 PM
He must've had the fish.
 
2012-11-16 04:30:13 PM

Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.


Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.


Giving away $87,040 worth of tickets is "graceful"?
 
2012-11-16 06:02:33 PM

Mark Ratner: Has anyone referenced chunk in the goonies, yet?


I saw this thread and thought "I wonder how long before someone references Chunk?"... right out the gate, full quote. I love Fark.
 
2012-11-16 07:00:03 PM

T.M.S.: Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.

Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.

Giving away $87,040 worth of tickets is "graceful"?


The play is called 'Grace'. Make sense now?

Free tix would be the right way to go. That $ figure is probably retail, not cost. So yes, at least for those baptized and those who sat through the stink, free tickets. Not a legal issue. It seems right to make up for that. If the guy had a heart attack, no fault. Drunk, then F him. People go to plays to lose themselves. Puke will shock you right back. Besides, it's about the art, not the dough, right?
 
2012-11-16 07:15:53 PM

Sybarite: Alphax: Eh, I'm distracted by the legs on the girl in that pic.. Kate Arrington? She's cute.

Yeah, she caught my attention as well.

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 448x594]



Do a GIS for her and Michael Shannon (Van Alden) and the guy has almost that same expression in all of his pics. The hair is odd though.
 
2012-11-16 08:25:51 PM

Ready-set: T.M.S.: Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.

Ready-set: Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.

And free tix to another production for anyone there that night. That's the graceful thing to do.

Giving away $87,040 worth of tickets is "graceful"?

The play is called 'Grace'. Make sense now?

Free tix would be the right way to go. That $ figure is probably retail, not cost. So yes, at least for those baptized and those who sat through the stink, free tickets. Not a legal issue. It seems right to make up for that. If the guy had a heart attack, no fault. Drunk, then F him. People go to plays to lose themselves. Puke will shock you right back. Besides, it's about the art, not the dough, right?


I agree with everything except the last line. Unfortunately Broadway is a business. So it is about the dough. But everything that can be done should.

If you want to know who has it worst here it's a guy named Lonnie. He is the Cort theater house prop man and it is going to be his job to clean this up. (props are in charge of the seats) Sucks to be him but you can bet it is going to be done on some sweet OT.
 
2012-11-16 10:24:30 PM
big deal. a HS girlfriend insisted on getting frisky when i had way too much to drink. peuked all over her while going down on the muffin. that'll teach the biatch.
 
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