brap: I make the stuffing in a casserole no inside the bird.
buckler: Purelilac: buckler: i gotta see if I can find a way to make a teeny Thanksgiving meal just for myself that still provides me the chance of leftovers. The best bit.A package of turkey legs, a box of stove- top with add-ins, a baked sweet potato, a can of cranberry sauce, a small tube of popinfresh rolls. You could go nuts and throw a can of cream of mushroom soup into a can of green beans. Throw it all in the oven as needed and eat for days.I have to say it was a serious comment, but that I never expected a serious response. I do prefer white meat, though.
crabsno termites: eraser8: strapp3r: weber grill duckWhenever I come home for a holiday, my mom will roast a duck...because I love those delicious farkers! /No bird has ever tasted as good as a duck//And, no bird ever willI love you. I would turn ghey for you./ wild better than domestic.
demonfaerie: I am trying to convince my mom to cook the turkey my dad killed last turkey hunting season. She refuses saying wild animals taste bad, and prefers getting a butterball turkey. My mom has bad taste.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 1) Publix thanksgiving sub2) Frosted mug filled with Mich Ultra3) The latest Will Ferrell movie on the tv
seumasokelly: atlfarkette: I had a big ol' frozen turkey sliding around in the back of my SUV like wrecking ball tonight. Every turn I made I would hear it slide and thunk the wall of the car. Mmmmm turkey.Had the once with an RX-7 engine. Came off the freeway and had to brake too fast. It rattled up and hit the cab of the pickup hard enough to knock me and my friend forward.
FunkOut: Is this where we smother our libidos in gravy and turn into walruses?
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