St_Francis_P: I'm sympathetic, but I'd have to see the boobies to properly judge the legality of that.
Zeb Hesselgresser: so this is what I takes for a united Fark? Never saw it coming.
Testiclaw: TOPLESS CAR THREAD!
maxheck: I had a stripper g/f who had the same grand idea, except she was also going to offer oil changes. The name of the place would be "Boob and Lube."She was a car geek and had some very hot friends. I have very little reason to care about this nitwit here in Maryland.
Hickory-smoked: costermonger: As far as reasons for secession go, it's head and shoulders above "because Obama".Except he's blaming 0bama for Mobile, Alabama's city officials. That's double the stupid.
Three Crooked Squirrels: Whiskey Pete: cougs4ever: I was hoping for carwash, girls with wet t-shirts thread![i1162.photobucket.com image 193x261]Is that . . . is that . . . oh god, no, is that a nip slip?
El Pachuco: Derrick Belcher, 45, is a truck driving, knife collecting former owner of a topless car wash who describes himself as "an absolute Libertarian."[media.al.com image 380x239]That is a rough, rough 45 years there.
big_pth: bwahahahahhahah. If you think leaving the US is going to stop local bigots/zealots from being local bigots/zealots, you are a moron.
St_Francis_P: traylor: But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001.The date is important, people.Not really. Obama's Time Machine makes it back to 2001 easily.
AcneVulgaris: The funny thing is, it was probably his bible thumping co-conservatives that got him shut down for obscenity.
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