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		Genius Alabama fella starts secession petition because city officials shut down his ladies-naked-boobies carwash (Warning: pic is Not safe for work) (wonkette.com)		21
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Misch		2012-11-15 06:34:04 PM

5 votes:

St_Francis_P: I'm sympathetic, but I'd have to see the boobies to properly judge the legality of that.

It said "bwahahahahhahah. If you think leaving the US is going to stop local bigots/zealots from being local bigots/zealots, you are a moron."

St_Francis_P		2012-11-15 06:19:34 PM

3 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: so this is what I takes for a united Fark? Never saw it coming.

If Romney had only run on the "Naked boobies, all the time!" platform, Obama would be back on the street.

clowncar on fire		2012-11-15 08:44:51 PM

2 votes:

WordyGrrl		2012-11-15 07:25:42 PM

2 votes:

Testiclaw: TOPLESS CAR THREAD!

Ooh, yeah, baby!
www.allfordmustangs.com

brantgoose		2012-11-15 06:58:12 PM

2 votes:

Al!

Shut up, Peg! I'm going to Alabama to fight for the Republican Revolution.

But Al! We're Democrats.

You're a Democrat, Peg. I'm a fan of Nekkid Boobies.

born_yesterday		2012-11-15 06:20:59 PM

2 votes:

maxheck: I had a stripper g/f who had the same grand idea, except she was also going to offer oil changes. The name of the place would be "Boob and Lube."

She was a car geek and had some very hot friends. I have very little reason to care about this nitwit here in Maryland.

Shut up and take my money!

The Larch		2012-11-16 02:27:48 AM

1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: costermonger: As far as reasons for secession go, it's head and shoulders above "because Obama".

Except he's blaming 0bama for Mobile, Alabama's city officials. That's double the stupid.

And according to the article, his most excellent car wash in the world was shut down in 2001. I'm pretty sure Clinton wouldn't shut down a topless car wash, so I'm thinking maybe... Jimmy Carter? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jimmy Carter did this.

Whiskey Pete		2012-11-15 08:07:03 PM

1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Whiskey Pete: cougs4ever: I was hoping for carwash, girls with wet t-shirts thread!

[i1162.photobucket.com image 193x261]

Is that . . . is that . . . oh god, no, is that a nip slip?

Nope. Just a vein.

danceswithcrows		2012-11-15 07:24:43 PM

1 votes:

Testiclaw: TOPLESS CAR THREAD!

crow202.org

I'm unsure how taking this car's top off would improve anything.

I'm sure this would be relevant to Farkers' interests, though (possibly NSFW.)

Testiclaw		2012-11-15 07:14:01 PM

1 votes:

TOPLESS CAR THREAD!

Hagenhatesyouall		2012-11-15 07:03:56 PM

1 votes:

wotthefark		2012-11-15 07:01:43 PM

1 votes:

El Pachuco: Derrick Belcher, 45, is a truck driving, knife collecting former owner of a topless car wash who describes himself as "an absolute Libertarian."

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That is a rough, rough 45 years there.

An "absolute libertarian" using the internet in a library.

CygnusDarius		2012-11-15 06:47:12 PM

1 votes:

He was quoted saying: "I'm gonna make my own country, with blackjack and hookers!".

fanbladesaresharp		2012-11-15 06:46:45 PM

1 votes:

big_pth: bwahahahahhahah. If you think leaving the US is going to stop local bigots/zealots from being local bigots/zealots, you are a moron.

To add, their #1 football team beak got spanked over the weekend. The burn, it hurts!

Cletus C.		2012-11-15 06:34:17 PM

1 votes:

St_Francis_P: traylor: But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001.

The date is important, people.

Not really. Obama's Time Machine makes it back to 2001 easily.

Obama's time machine specializes in the Bush years.

traylor		2012-11-15 06:28:51 PM

1 votes:

But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001.

The date is important, people.

St_Francis_P		2012-11-15 06:26:06 PM

1 votes:

AcneVulgaris: The funny thing is, it was probably his bible thumping co-conservatives that got him shut down for obscenity.

I would assume you're right. I'd also assume this guy's IQ is firmly in the double digits.

otto the bull		2012-11-15 06:22:52 PM

1 votes:

I have never seen those first three words of the headline in a row before.

caramba421		2012-11-15 06:21:46 PM

1 votes:

I absolutely love all this secession business. If every single Red State secedes, the remaining US will still have the world's largest economy, still almost doubling China's. The newly-created Confederate States of Bumfarkistan will end up in 4th place behind China and Japan, but ahead of Germany. Good luck with that one, guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_GDP