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The first step is to realize that Sharktopus is not the ultimate predator, and that we humans do not live in the water. The ultimate predator would have to be a land creature, with enough legs to move hella fast, some kind of poisonous sacs, and huge freaking bear claws and teeth.
Why? Sharks haven't changed in 150 million years. They are, essentially, the ultimate predator. But if you're all butthurt, how about Landsharktopus? The ultimate Candygram deliverer
![[TotalFark]](http://img.fark.net/images/2003/totalfark.gif "[TotalFark]"){kind=small}
