why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee

he drank it before it was cool

thy crotch: i'm currently enjoying my meal that consists of a bag of soup and a pbr, so I'm getting a kick....

How do you keep it out of your beard when you are riding your fixie?

doloresonthedottedline: Or why it was in a bag.

Sounds like a Canadian thing. I hope Canada is rubbing off on the hipsters. The next think you know, they'll be wearing plaid and growing beards.

Endy_n_Omni: We've tried most of them and we like them. I didn't taste any chemicals or plastic but maybe my soup-pallet just isn't as refined as Ms. Roth's.

That pallet of soup probably just overwhelmed your palate.

Soups for Hipsters? Austin, Portland and SF? I thought this was from the Onion.

My favorite soup is ash-e reshteh. It's an Iranian soup, so you've probably never heard of it.

Also, everything sounds better on vinyl.

They should replace the Alphabet Soup with little pasta cell phones, text messages and emo tears.

KarmicDisaster: uber humper: [www.theboysclubformen.com image 261x261]

mmmm been too long

Oh, yeah, I used to love that Pepper Pot. Until I found out what the meat in it was anyway.



Made out of these guys?

Fluid: As if hipsters would be into Campbell's.

Maybe ironically.

At PepsiCo's Frito-Lay, researchers have studied millennials by giving them special glasses equipped with a camera, which removes the distraction of another human. Millennial consumers "kind of clam up when you are with them," said Christine Kalvenes, Frito-Lay's VP-innovation, so the glasses enable the company to observe millennial behavior without physically being present.

This sounds like something a writer at The Onion would come up with and then reject as too obvious.

Soup... Mostly a Jew thing, right?

zvoidx: They should replace the Alphabet Soup with little pasta cell phones, text messages and emo tears.


isn't there an app for that

I like songs about cheese.

titwrench: thy crotch: i'm currently enjoying my meal that consists of a bag of soup and a pbr, so I'm getting a kick....

How do you keep it out of your beard when you are riding your fixie?



Every day he's riding the ''Tour de Fark You"
(nsfw language)

As a youth in rural Canada we always had a case of mushroom and a case of tomato soup cans. Condensed soup is just the bomb.

The bags of soup look pretty gross though. I hate pouring soup out of a bag. It just isn't an activity that encourages an appetite.

Also something about the people on the bags makes me want to beat them with a tire iron.

I just want to punch that soup.

Endy_n_Omni: We've tried most of them and we like them. I didn't taste any chemicals or plastic but maybe my soup-pallet just isn't as refined as Ms. Roth's.

I've got it on vinyl.

i'm currently enjoying my meal that consists of a bag of soup and a pbr, so I'm getting a kick....

swingerofbirches: Hmm . . . why not just run the Andy Warhol images? Maybe they're too expensive . . . but you'd think Campbell's could get a deal since he used their art.



Available at Target.

People who eat food with a spoon are weird. The more they eat with a spoon, the weirder they are.

Endy_n_Omni: I didn't taste any chemicals or plastic but maybe my soup-pallet just isn't as refined as Ms. Roth's.

Just wait. Your reproductive system will shut down in no time.

As if hipsters would be into Campbell's.

Just did a sampling event and bought a bag of the roasted red pepper with smoked gouda so I'm really getting a kick out of this article, and will get a kick out of the replies.

/its good soup.