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(Jezebel)   Courtney Stodden's mom had already been fielding offers from "police officers, sheiks, and attorneys" before letting her teenage daughter marry 51 year old Doug Hutchison   (jezebel.com) divider line 82
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2012-11-15 03:54:22 PM  
She knew the daughter was potential trouble and got her out of a small, dead end town.
 
2012-11-15 04:06:49 PM  
so, she pimped out her daughter like the whore that she is. sounds about right.
 
2012-11-15 04:26:52 PM  
No, she hadn't.
 
2012-11-15 04:32:38 PM  
Blah blah blah.
 
2012-11-15 04:34:06 PM  
Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down.
 
2012-11-15 04:34:55 PM  

ManateeGag: so, she pimped out her daughter like the whore that she is. sounds about right.


It sounds as though she had been trolling the internet looking for the best offer.
 
2012-11-15 04:37:56 PM  
She didn't want to deal with her daugher anymore. Basically.
 
2012-11-15 04:38:43 PM  
The daughter is a vapid whore, the mother is a vapid whore, and the husband is a creepy douche. What a winning family. I hope she can't ever have children, because those genes don't need to be passed on.
 
2012-11-15 04:45:00 PM  
It's like a redneck version of Gypsy.
 
2012-11-15 04:48:04 PM  
Oh, ew.

/I'd hit it
 
2012-11-15 05:05:26 PM  
Is this the Jezebel column that exploits sex for clicks and blames others for their bad behaviors?
 
2012-11-15 05:07:49 PM  

RoyBatty: Is this the Jezebel column that exploits sex for clicks and blames others for their bad behaviors?


Is there any other kind of Jezebel column?
 
2012-11-15 05:09:33 PM  

AbbeySomeone: ManateeGag: so, she pimped out her daughter like the whore that she is. sounds about right.

It sounds as though she had been trolling the internet looking for the best offer.


Kinda pisses me off the sheik didn't offer more money (or sheep or whatever they offer). Imagine a world where she just disappeared in some far away country never to be heard from again.
 
2012-11-15 06:07:31 PM  
Why am I not surprised that someone from the Bellingham/Ferndale/Lynden area would think that her daughter acting that way at age 11/12 was "God's will"

I live just across the border in the BC/Washington bible belt and these people genuinely scare me.
 
2012-11-15 06:10:17 PM  
That time again, huh? Ok.....

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-15 06:14:25 PM  

yanceylebeef: Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down.


Dammit - you beat me to it! *shakes fist in anger*
 
2012-11-15 06:33:48 PM  
He's just after her liver anyway.
 
2012-11-15 06:35:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: AbbeySomeone: ManateeGag: so, she pimped out her daughter like the whore that she is. sounds about right.

It sounds as though she had been trolling the internet looking for the best offer.

Kinda pisses me off the sheik didn't offer more money (or sheep or whatever they offer). Imagine a world where she just disappeared in some far away country never to be heard from again.


Maybe shieks pay by the pound. Honey Boo Boo's momma will make bank!
 
2012-11-15 06:36:44 PM  
Where is this girl's father?
 
2012-11-15 06:39:49 PM  
I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.
 
2012-11-15 06:51:43 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The daughter is a vapid whore, the mother is a vapid whore, and the husband is a creepy douche. What a winning family. I hope she can't ever have children, because those genes don't need to be passed on.


Sounds like the Kardashians.
 
2012-11-15 06:57:46 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Coco LaFemme: The daughter is a vapid whore, the mother is a vapid whore, and the husband is a creepy douche. What a winning family. I hope she can't ever have children, because those genes don't need to be passed on.

Sounds like the Kardashians.


FWIW, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with Bruce Jenner than Doug Hutchison.
 
2012-11-15 06:58:22 PM  
I cannot even tell you how many sheiks wanted to marry me at a young age. I mean, they were around every corner, it seemed. You really can barely escape seeing one on a daily basis.
 
2012-11-15 06:58:35 PM  
police officers, sheiks, and attorneys

I'd prefer my daughter date a pimp.
 
2012-11-15 07:00:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Psycoholic_Slag: Coco LaFemme: The daughter is a vapid whore, the mother is a vapid whore, and the husband is a creepy douche. What a winning family. I hope she can't ever have children, because those genes don't need to be passed on.

Sounds like the Kardashians.

FWIW, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with Bruce Jenner than Doug Hutchison.



You just KNOW he is exactly like his character Percy Wetmore from The Green Mile.

*shudders*
 
2012-11-15 07:01:03 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Psycoholic_Slag: Coco LaFemme: The daughter is a vapid whore, the mother is a vapid whore, and the husband is a creepy douche. What a winning family. I hope she can't ever have children, because those genes don't need to be passed on.

Sounds like the Kardashians.

FWIW, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with Bruce Jenner than Doug Hutchison.


Well yea, I'm pretty sure anyone would rather be in an elevator with an old lesbian than a creepy wannabe pedophile.
 
2012-11-15 07:01:34 PM  

MadAzza: No, she hadn't.


I'm going with this. Their aim from day one was to make this girl, who has never done anything of note in her entire life, seem as if she's always been known and naturally desirable to any man who has ever crossed her path. The entirety of America never heard of this kid before her being "that 16 year old that married that 50 year old," yet sheiks somehow knew who she was and had to have her over all the other chicks that fall into that life? Bullshiat. She was either shopping the kid around or she's making that shiat up.

Off point, but what's with all that facial posing Courtney's always doing? Always gritting her teeth and curling her lower lip down like she's getting ready to pop in a dip of Skoal. The constant squinting...it's like she thinks she's at a 24/7 90s-era Sports Illustrated Bondi Beach photoshoot and her modeling coach is Derek Zoolander. And she never stops. Never. Stops.
 
2012-11-15 07:03:45 PM  
"I felt this is how God created her; he put these desires in her"-

Not much of a thinker, is she?
 
2012-11-15 07:05:20 PM  
Meh, I'd wreck that. Then wash it off repeatedly.
 
2012-11-15 07:07:42 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.


He'd fark her Old Country Way
 
2012-11-15 07:09:10 PM  
So basically my daughter's a whore anyway...so whatever...
 
2012-11-15 07:09:52 PM  

tenaciousdave: Meh, I'd wreck that. Then wash it off repeatedly.


I doubt even a Silkwood Shower could make it clean again.
 
2012-11-15 07:12:26 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.


The Iron Sheik is on Twitter. It's brilliant and insane at the same time.
 
2012-11-15 07:16:46 PM  
How does a 16 year old girl have the skin of a 35 year old lifelong smoker? There's no way she was 16! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
 
2012-11-15 07:23:54 PM  
Police officers, sheiks, and attorneys.

Every night they'd come around,

And lay their money down.
 
2012-11-15 07:28:25 PM  

The Billdozer: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.

The Iron Sheik is on Twitter. It's brilliant and insane at the same time.


and definitely NSFW
 
2012-11-15 07:38:37 PM  
I think Courtney is absolutely beautiful -- gorgeous bod, really pretty facial features. I am just really sad for her. She got so farked up in the head. But hey, if she can make some bank now being a tabloid sensation, then good for her.
 
2012-11-15 07:44:36 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: I think Courtney is absolutely beautiful -- gorgeous bod, really pretty facial features.


Your name has never been more appropriate
 
2012-11-15 07:45:10 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.

He'd fark her Old Country Way


Make her humble.
 
2012-11-15 07:47:09 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The Billdozer: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I would watch the SHIAT out of a show where Courtney Stodden was married to The Iron Sheik.

The Iron Sheik is on Twitter. It's brilliant and insane at the same time.

and definitely NSFW


Whoever introduced The Iron Sheik to Twitter should be named Internet Hero of the Decade.
 
2012-11-15 08:23:57 PM  
I couldn't remember who Courtney Stodden was at first then after a GIS, I realized that she was that poor girl that suffers from that rare disease that makes you look 40 years older than you really are and turns you into a whore. Poor kid.
 
2012-11-15 08:35:45 PM  
newlin-deschler.com
 
2012-11-15 08:54:46 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: MadAzza: No, she hadn't.

I'm going with this. Their aim from day one was to make this girl, who has never done anything of note in her entire life, seem as if she's always been known and naturally desirable to any man who has ever crossed her path. The entirety of America never heard of this kid before her being "that 16 year old that married that 50 year old," yet sheiks somehow knew who she was and had to have her over all the other chicks that fall into that life? Bullshiat. She was either shopping the kid around or she's making that shiat up.

Off point, but what's with all that facial posing Courtney's always doing? Always gritting her teeth and curling her lower lip down like she's getting ready to pop in a dip of Skoal. The constant squinting...it's like she thinks she's at a 24/7 90s-era Sports Illustrated Bondi Beach photoshoot and her modeling coach is Derek Zoolander. And she never stops. Never. Stops.


Do a little googling of Ocean Shores, WA, her hometwon. It was for the good of all that she exit. I give points to her mother for seeing that and getting her out of there.
 
2012-11-15 09:02:40 PM  

zodar99: How does a 16 year old girl have the skin of a 35 year old lifelong
smoker?


Ether and a scalpel?
 
2012-11-15 09:04:10 PM  
police officers, sheiks, and attorneys

No way....

Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves

I could believe that...
 
2012-11-15 09:12:42 PM  

pottie: I couldn't remember who Courtney Stodden was at first then after a GIS, I realized that she was that poor girl that suffers from that rare disease that makes you look 40 years older than you really are and turns you into a whore. Poor kid.


Hogeria?
 
2012-11-15 09:13:07 PM  
That's normally not the kind of thing people brag about.
 
2012-11-15 09:42:15 PM  
i hope he makes her do filthy things, and the Mom too.
 
2012-11-15 10:42:41 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Jizz Master Zero: MadAzza: No, she hadn't.

I'm going with this. Their aim from day one was to make this girl, who has never done anything of note in her entire life, seem as if she's always been known and naturally desirable to any man who has ever crossed her path. The entirety of America never heard of this kid before her being "that 16 year old that married that 50 year old," yet sheiks somehow knew who she was and had to have her over all the other chicks that fall into that life? Bullshiat. She was either shopping the kid around or she's making that shiat up.

Off point, but what's with all that facial posing Courtney's always doing? Always gritting her teeth and curling her lower lip down like she's getting ready to pop in a dip of Skoal. The constant squinting...it's like she thinks she's at a 24/7 90s-era Sports Illustrated Bondi Beach photoshoot and her modeling coach is Derek Zoolander. And she never stops. Never. Stops.

Do a little googling of Ocean Shores, WA, her hometwon. It was for the good of all that she exit. I give points to her mother for seeing that and getting her out of there.


Yeah, we used to go over there when I was in high school to get away from our parents (i.e. smoke tons of weed and drop waaaaaaay too much acid). Seemed like a cool place back then.

Just took my 15 year old for a daddy daughter trip there last summer. That place is a freakin' dump now. Maybe it always was, but my 15/16 year old eyes couldn't see it (or they were too busy watching spanish galeons crash on the beach over, and over again...).

My kid seemed to like it. Also, it's weird how she's so not where I was at that age. Good, but weird.
 
2012-11-15 11:17:08 PM  

AaronSynn: police officers, sheiks, and attorneys

No way....

Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves

I could believe that...


Lawyers, Guns and Money?
 
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