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(Starpulse)   11 stars who will never be named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive"   (starpulse.com) divider line 20
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8704 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Nov 2012 at 5:39 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-15 05:58:13 PM
3 votes:
huh, what a dickish, pointless article.
2012-11-15 05:50:09 PM
3 votes:
If they ever do a movie about The Cars, Adam Driver (#10 on the list) would be a shoo-in to play Ric Ocasek.
2012-11-15 05:42:40 PM
3 votes:
"11 ugly people who are more successful than we will ever be, in an industry that favors physical attractiveness over anything else."
2012-11-15 09:08:18 PM
2 votes:
Although few here are old enough to remember this, when Ron Perlman played 'Vincent' in the TV show 'Beauty and the Beast', women went INSANE for him.

They even sold a ton of albums of him reading poetry in character.
2012-11-15 06:08:30 PM
2 votes:
Dammit, people. First one into the pool needs to cough up a deslidified link.

It'd be even better if the submitter did it..
2012-11-15 04:54:11 PM
2 votes:
Green?

Really?
2012-11-16 03:34:56 PM
1 votes:

Modified Cornstarch: Fine Thanks.


Man, your wife's right, you do look like just him.



See My Az Go: timujin: See My Az Go: You know what? I would totally do Buscemi - in a heartbeat. Giamatti too.

hmm... hot with low standards. My kind of girl.

It's not that my standards are low, it's just that Buscemi is just ugly enough, smart enough, and funny enough, that he seems like he would know how to do all sorts of wicked things to me.


that's all good, I'm just ugly enough, I work for NASA and I know some killer knock knock jokes. I'm quite certain I am capable of doing wicked things.
2012-11-16 10:55:12 AM
1 votes:

raidersofthelostfark: Really expected to see Dinklage on the list.


Hush your mouth.

//Paul Giamatti, Willem Dafoe, and Geoffrey Arend can all call me.
///This list is dumb.
2012-11-16 04:23:59 AM
1 votes:
Giamatti and Perlman aren't HOT.... but they are handsome. There's a difference. If you're going to be totally superficial (and given the subject, yes, yes you are), then no they will never be listed as such. But they are handsome guys.
2012-11-16 04:00:23 AM
1 votes:
I thought at first that Tyler was an old lady.

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I know of a few women who think Dafoe is plenty sexy

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And this may be the ugliest man currently in show business, if this is not just a particularly not unflattering picture

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2012-11-16 01:55:58 AM
1 votes:
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Michael Berryman laughs at your list. He laughs from his mountain.
2012-11-16 12:03:36 AM
1 votes:

plushpuppy: many women had a crush on Ron Perlman when he was on Beauty and the Beast, he was so romantic, sigh


Not to mention he's Hellboy.
2012-11-15 11:02:45 PM
1 votes:
many women had a crush on Ron Perlman when he was on Beauty and the Beast, he was so romantic, sigh
2012-11-15 09:48:00 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, some of these guys aren't unattractive-- They're just getting older.

Tell you what, Starpulse... You get back to me about Channing Tatum in about 30 years and tell me how sexy he is. Need I remind you that age can claim the hottest people and beat them with the ugly/fat stick?

Look... I'd probably seriously consider stepping outside of my sexual-identity boundaries for 1983 Val Kilmer, because he was really good looking, but 2012 Val Kilmer? No, I'm happy being straight, thanks. We can be friends (He does seem like a really cool guy) but I'm not into anything else.

You could also insert "Cary Elwes" in the place of Val Kilmer. He was really good looking in the early-mid 80s. Even now he's not bad looking, but he's obviously older and bigger and not the tight, hot young man he once was.

I bet the author of the article was some snot-nose in their 20s. Just wait, Junior. It will catch up to you, too.
2012-11-15 07:47:58 PM
1 votes:

See My Az Go: You know what? I would totally do Buscemi - in a heartbeat. Giamatti too.


hmm... hot with low standards. My kind of girl.
2012-11-15 07:43:33 PM
1 votes:
You know what? I would totally do Buscemi - in a heartbeat. Giamatti too.
2012-11-15 07:07:18 PM
1 votes:
I used to find Willem Dafoe very attractive. He comes across quite charming which adds to his attractiveness.
2012-11-15 07:04:40 PM
1 votes:
I totally thought that picture of Steven Tyler was my grandma.
2012-11-15 07:03:16 PM
1 votes:
I think Ron Pearlman is kinda hot.
2012-11-15 06:10:36 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to guess TFA was written by a straight man with self esteem issues.
 
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