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(Starpulse)   11 stars who will never be named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive"   (starpulse.com) divider line 69
    More: Amusing, people, Channing Tatum, People magazine, Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, Denzel Washington  
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2012-11-15 04:09:52 PM  
Geoffrey Arend doesn't care.

And don't you dare ever say John C. Reilly isn't hot. His awesomeness makes him hot.
 
2012-11-15 04:54:11 PM  
Green?

Really?
 
2012-11-15 04:54:21 PM  
Alpha Centauri strangely absent

/what?
 
2012-11-15 05:42:00 PM  
11 people who will never be in my kitchen.
 
2012-11-15 05:42:40 PM  
"11 ugly people who are more successful than we will ever be, in an industry that favors physical attractiveness over anything else."
 
2012-11-15 05:50:03 PM  
Eye of the beholder. I know some women who would jump Ron Perlman and Willem Dafoe's bones in a heartbeat if given the opportunity.
 
2012-11-15 05:50:09 PM  
If they ever do a movie about The Cars, Adam Driver (#10 on the list) would be a shoo-in to play Ric Ocasek.
 
2012-11-15 05:58:13 PM  
huh, what a dickish, pointless article.
 
2012-11-15 06:03:07 PM  

Lollipop165: Geoffrey Arend doesn't care.

And don't you dare ever say John C. Reilly isn't hot. His awesomeness makes him hot.


If you mean by Fark's standard of "hot", which pretty much means a warm body, then yes he is hot. But in real life, he is not hot. That's why he was so believable as a male porn star.in Boogie Nights
 
2012-11-15 06:03:13 PM  
"How you doin'?"
splitsider.com
 
2012-11-15 06:07:41 PM  
The slideshow:

i.imgur.com

No, I didn't add that last one.
 
2012-11-15 06:08:30 PM  
Dammit, people. First one into the pool needs to cough up a deslidified link.

It'd be even better if the submitter did it..
 
2012-11-15 06:10:36 PM  
I'm going to guess TFA was written by a straight man with self esteem issues.
 
2012-11-15 06:11:48 PM  
No Danny Devito? List fails then. Thou Rosie at the end was funny
 
2012-11-15 06:21:09 PM  
Nice troll on #11.
 
2012-11-15 06:30:32 PM  
Frank Stallone?
 
2012-11-15 06:44:21 PM  
Buscemi and Dafoe aren't ugly, per se, they are just angular and different looking.
 
2012-11-15 07:03:16 PM  
I think Ron Pearlman is kinda hot.
 
2012-11-15 07:04:40 PM  
I totally thought that picture of Steven Tyler was my grandma.
 
2012-11-15 07:05:14 PM  
What are their fark handles?
 
2012-11-15 07:07:18 PM  
I used to find Willem Dafoe very attractive. He comes across quite charming which adds to his attractiveness.
 
2012-11-15 07:08:10 PM  
#12 - Anybody who isn't white.
 
2012-11-15 07:10:05 PM  
You would think none of those folks would be People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" but then again, this happened:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-11-15 07:21:54 PM  
Funny... the first name that popped in my head was Buscemi, and sure enough, he's first on the list.
 
2012-11-15 07:26:46 PM  
www.invisibledisabilities.org

Screw yo list!
 
2012-11-15 07:35:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
www.mclol.com
She wears underwear with dick holes.
 
2012-11-15 07:43:33 PM  
You know what? I would totally do Buscemi - in a heartbeat. Giamatti too.
 
2012-11-15 07:47:58 PM  

See My Az Go: You know what? I would totally do Buscemi - in a heartbeat. Giamatti too.


hmm... hot with low standards. My kind of girl.
 
2012-11-15 08:03:15 PM  
Really expected to see Dinklage on the list.
 
2012-11-15 08:10:56 PM  
Channing Tatum has all the acting chops of Reb Brown.
 
2012-11-15 08:20:17 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Channing Tatum has all the acting chops of Reb

the color Brown.

ftfy
 
2012-11-15 08:23:44 PM  
So, it was just a list of ugly actors. Thought there might be something clever here, but I guess not.
 
2012-11-15 08:26:24 PM  

Obiwontaun: I totally thought that picture of Steven Tyler was my grandma.


Dude looks like a lady.
 
2012-11-15 08:27:44 PM  
I was hoping for a list of dead guys.
 
2012-11-15 08:51:39 PM  

RevMercutio: #12 - Anybody who isn't white.

 
2012-11-15 08:56:55 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: RevMercutio: #12 - Anybody who isn't white.


i1127.photobucket.com

Junezel Washington
 
2012-11-15 09:08:18 PM  
Although few here are old enough to remember this, when Ron Perlman played 'Vincent' in the TV show 'Beauty and the Beast', women went INSANE for him.

They even sold a ton of albums of him reading poetry in character.
 
2012-11-15 09:29:15 PM  
Take it from me, being beautiful isn't always all that it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I'm envious of you ugly people.
 
2012-11-15 09:44:03 PM  
Came for Steve Buscemi. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-15 09:48:00 PM  
Yeah, some of these guys aren't unattractive-- They're just getting older.

Tell you what, Starpulse... You get back to me about Channing Tatum in about 30 years and tell me how sexy he is. Need I remind you that age can claim the hottest people and beat them with the ugly/fat stick?

Look... I'd probably seriously consider stepping outside of my sexual-identity boundaries for 1983 Val Kilmer, because he was really good looking, but 2012 Val Kilmer? No, I'm happy being straight, thanks. We can be friends (He does seem like a really cool guy) but I'm not into anything else.

You could also insert "Cary Elwes" in the place of Val Kilmer. He was really good looking in the early-mid 80s. Even now he's not bad looking, but he's obviously older and bigger and not the tight, hot young man he once was.

I bet the author of the article was some snot-nose in their 20s. Just wait, Junior. It will catch up to you, too.
 
2012-11-15 09:57:37 PM  
www.exposay.com

Strangely absent...
 
2012-11-15 10:30:05 PM  
No Carrot-top?
 
2012-11-15 10:43:51 PM  
srsly wtf

images.starpulse.com
 
2012-11-15 10:53:34 PM  
torinelson.files.wordpress.com

Demands a recount.
 
2012-11-15 11:02:45 PM  
many women had a crush on Ron Perlman when he was on Beauty and the Beast, he was so romantic, sigh
 
2012-11-16 12:03:36 AM  

plushpuppy: many women had a crush on Ron Perlman when he was on Beauty and the Beast, he was so romantic, sigh


Not to mention he's Hellboy.
 
2012-11-16 12:30:03 AM  

thisiszombocom: srsly wtf

[images.starpulse.com image 470x688]


It says that he's a Marine veteran... I couldn't imagine going through boot camp with dem ears... though maybe without the mop top and sporting a high and tight would help those ratios some...
 
2012-11-16 01:17:16 AM  
media.sundancechannel.com

Can't win on account of being dead.
 
2012-11-16 01:55:58 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Michael Berryman laughs at your list. He laughs from his mountain.
 
2012-11-16 02:37:55 AM  

raidersofthelostfark: Really expected to see Dinklage on the list.


I dunno, I've heard plenty of women say he's very attractive.
 
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