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(KING 5 News)   Americans drink nearly equal amounts alcohol and soda. Which is ridiculous, since cocktails need only a splash of soda   (king5.com) divider line 7
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2012-11-15 03:11:18 PM  
3 votes:
As someone whose 2 drinks a night are both 1/2 vodka and 1/2 soda, this is relevant to my alcoholism.
2012-11-15 04:53:50 PM  
1 votes:

ConstitutionGuy: the only soft drink that I drink is Coke (sometimes Coke Zero) so why shouldn't I call it 'Coke'?


You should. The problem comes when you use "Coke" as a term for all soft drinks, like my dipshiat cousins from Atlanta.
2012-11-15 04:03:49 PM  
1 votes:
TEAM FIZZY-WIZZY BUBBLE BURP!!
2012-11-15 03:28:03 PM  
1 votes:
'Soda': the normal, standard, name.
'Pop': acceptable, albeit a little hokey
'Coke': stupid.

/glad that's settled
2012-11-15 03:18:38 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm doing my part to tip the balance towards alcohol


My soda to alcohol this month.
Soda: 0. Rum: 750ml was on top of the fridge. Key word was.
2012-11-15 03:09:55 PM  
1 votes:
Make it so booze can't silence your incessant chattering and maybe I'll cut back on that too. What was that about alcohol and my health? I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over my 3rd drink.
2012-11-15 03:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
Blame the frat boys mixing scotch with mountain dew
 
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