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(Denver Channel)   It didn't take long after voters approved legalization of pot in Colorado for journalists to start cranking out stories about the scourge of marijuana addiction   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 26
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2012-11-15 01:42:46 PM  
5 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

I didn't think so.
2012-11-15 04:59:46 PM  
4 votes:
I've been clean off grunge music for 17 years, and the fact that it's still allowed to be played makes me emotional. Where's my news story?
2012-11-15 02:22:00 PM  
4 votes:
ZOMG!

PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC!

THE COLOREDS WILL RAVISH OUR WHITE WIMMIN!

I'VE SEEN REEFER MADNESS! I KNOW! I KNOOOOOWWWWW!!!
2012-11-15 12:51:37 PM  
4 votes:
desukomoviespot.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-15 06:32:34 PM  
3 votes:
TFA:"I never worked as hard when I was high as I did when I was sober," said Brown,.

t3.gstatic.com
2012-11-15 06:17:34 PM  
3 votes:
www.headsallempty.org
2012-11-15 05:10:18 PM  
3 votes:
I have a friend that got all potted up on weed once and now shoots heroin-laced crack directly into his eyeballs as he lays in the gutter masturbating in his own feces.

Not even once.
2012-11-15 05:12:37 PM  
2 votes:
One time I OD'd on pot. I tried to drown myself in a bowl of water. I cut my face to shreds and ran into the dmv naked. I have no idea how I got there. I would have died from the thc saturation if it had not been for the top notch medical professionals and prayers of loved ones.Pot is evil.
2012-11-15 03:10:34 PM  
2 votes:
"Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup
- fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case."
filmfanatic.org
"Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe."
2012-11-15 02:52:31 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
I'm picturing this in the newsroom. "Get me the victims of smoking pot!"
2012-11-15 01:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
A monkey and a lizard are up in a tree smoking a joint. The lizards says "I'm going to the stream to get a drink of water" and climbs down. In the meantime, an alligator crawls up to the foot of the tree, and the monkey says "fark, how much did you drink?!"
2012-11-16 09:10:32 PM  
1 votes:

Dedmon: I have not smoked sense,



You should try the sense, I hear it's good
2012-11-16 07:43:39 AM  
1 votes:
well i think chicken is sort of addictive. someone with no control could get extremely obese
2012-11-15 07:10:31 PM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: "Arapahoe House, marijuana addiction is the number one reason why adolescents seek treatment"

And how many of the adolescents are there as part of court deals to avoid jail time? Hint: a lot of them.


And how many of them are hooked on the pot? Hint: all of them.
2012-11-15 07:05:11 PM  
1 votes:

Oznog: Bit of a logical paradox there.


i.imgur.com
2012-11-15 06:12:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.metalsucks.net

POT BABIES!
2012-11-15 05:49:59 PM  
1 votes:

Joshudan: CommieTaoist: Yes, because it would be traumatic if young adults and teenagers were to suddenly become lazy, eat junk food and waste their days away playing video games...

There are plenty of already legal addictive substances, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, porn, anime figurine collecting, pain killers, the list goes on and on.

You forgot "posting ponies In Fark threads" -- I've been clean for three years and shudder to think of when it will be legalized in my state.


C'mon man, just try one.

25.media.tumblr.com

It's as good as you remember it.
2012-11-15 05:16:01 PM  
1 votes:
thumbs.anyclip.com

Now, there are four states of being in the cannabis, or marijuana,society:
Cool, Groovy, Hip, and Square.
The square is seldom if ever cool. He is not "with it,"that is, he doesn't know "what's happening."
But if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to "hip."
And if he can bring himself to approve of what is happening, he becomes "groovy."
After that, with much luck and perseverance, he can rise to the rank of "cool."
A cool guy...
2012-11-15 05:00:03 PM  
1 votes:
Right...because people don't end up in rehab for alcohol too.
How bout we put those numbers side-by-side, k?
2012-11-15 04:59:10 PM  
1 votes:
I have personally overdosed on marijuana several dozen times. Thank god the paramedics are so close to my house.
2012-11-15 04:56:18 PM  
1 votes:
You can almost hear the booze companies panicking.
2012-11-15 02:13:40 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, because it would be traumatic if young adults and teenagers were to suddenly become lazy, eat junk food and waste their days away playing video games...

There are plenty of already legal addictive substances, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, porn, anime figurine collecting, pain killers, the list goes on and on.
2012-11-15 02:07:32 PM  
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-11-15 01:37:15 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: And we all know how effective that outlawing marijuana is at stopping kids from obtaining and smoking it, right?


obviously the solution is MOAR laws! MOAR punishments! muahahahahahahaha!
2012-11-15 01:15:54 PM  
1 votes:
And we all know how effective that outlawing marijuana is at stopping kids from obtaining and smoking it, right?
2012-11-15 01:09:25 PM  
1 votes:
A) Stupid article is stupid

B) I will not trust a news station that refuses to actually fact-check or have any common sense (Hint: This is the news station that aired the Broadwell book "All Up In My Snatch")
 
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