Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My friends mom just turned 50. She looks mid-30's, acts mid-20's. Skinny with big C cups. If you take care of yourself, 50's are the new 30's.
Nightsweat: It has more to do with when you have more than one kid.
FirstNationalBastard: Hey, better to be old than one of the jerk-offs who think you're a grown-up and so much better than everyone else just because you spit out an unremarkable kid and stopped having fun and living your life.Besides, old people can do pretty much whatever the fark they want.
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