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2012-11-15 04:48:38 PM  

DarnoKonrad: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?


Or that if the United States had been occupying Mexico for the last 50 years.


You do realize we annexed a lot of land from Mexico right?


Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Who did they take the land from? Hint: Palestinians lived there, but owned very little. Why do you think so few have deeds?

Let me rephrase the question:

upload.wikimedia.org

How does one create a jewish homeland in an area where more than 90% of the population is arab? Before you start, I don't give a crap about deeds and ownership. It's just not relevant.


Because you don't like to care about facts that are inconvenient to your BS.

You also don't care about the large swaths that were empty.

You want to arbitrarily define an area, pretend that only the pockets that are filled with jews are jewish, and that all the empty land must be owned by the other group (regardless of who owns it).
 
2012-11-15 04:48:47 PM  

badaboom: So what's your "cure"?


1. Invade Israel and the Gaza Strip.
2. Rename Israel "Generic Multireligious Country".
3. Mix people around.
4. ???
5. Profit?

... ok, so that's pretty stupid, but I honestly think this shiat needs to stop one way or another.
 
2012-11-15 04:49:59 PM  

give me doughnuts: Amos Quito: Schwarze: Yiddish word for "black person" (usually (but not always) offensive - see Blazing Saddles)
Bibi: Commonly used nickname for Benjamin Netanyahu.
Yoohoo: Not-so-commonly used nickname for Benjamin Netanyahu.

Also: SEE BLAZING SADDLES!

Indian Chief: Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they darker than us. Woof!
Nein, nein, seid nicht meschugge!



OMG!

Did I mix my Melaphors?
 
2012-11-15 04:50:04 PM  

jshine: It's a Spaceballs ref. ("May the Schwartz be with you."); sorry, but I've got no idea what you're on about.

/I do know what the word really means though -- I'm from the upper Midwest and took 4 years of German in HS & college


Sorry, my misunderstanding. I forgot that that character was in Spaceballs as the Yoda look-alike and thought he was supposed to be a troll or something.

I suffered through 3 years of high-school German myself and only remember one thing: "Aus, ausser, bei, mit, nach, zeit, von, zu; bis, durch, fuer, gegen, ohne, um, wieder" My teacher said that we'd never forget those, and she's right...
 
2012-11-15 04:50:59 PM  
There's a real simple, mature way to sort this thing out.

Flip a coin. Heads the Palistinians stay and the Jews get deported to Florida. Tails Isreal stays and the Palistinians get Florida.
 
2012-11-15 04:52:03 PM  

Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Lived, but didn't own.

If a landlord evicts everybody of one ethnicity to make room for tenants of another ethnicity, he or she is a racist.

When all the landlords in a region does this, it's ethnic cleansing.



What is racist is to say that jews can't own land some where because they are jews, and that jews can't have a voice in how a govt should be formed in a place they live where they own the land.
 
2012-11-15 04:52:08 PM  

Tatsuma: TrollingForColumbine: Not so much anymore. now they all make fun of the Russians and the Ethiopians

Ashkenazim are semites as well, and the only people who deny that are the khazar retards.



Hey, we all came out of Africa if you go back in time far enough,

Right Tats?
 
2012-11-15 04:52:57 PM  

illogic: There's a real simple, mature way to sort this thing out.

Flip a coin. Heads the Palistinians stay and the Jews get deported to Florida. Tails Isreal stays and the Palistinians get Florida.


Both groups are sand people. They would have no idea what to do if we shipped them to a swamp.
 
2012-11-15 04:53:21 PM  
Israel will soon be pounding the Gaza strip
api.ning.com
 
2012-11-15 04:54:10 PM  

Amos Quito: Actually the timing of this little escapade is VERY convenient for Netanyahu and the Likudniks


So you think the jews were behind the rockets coming from Gaza like you think they are behind the holocaust?
 
2012-11-15 04:55:57 PM  

liam76: Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Lived, but didn't own.

If a landlord evicts everybody of one ethnicity to make room for tenants of another ethnicity, he or she is a racist.

When all the landlords in a region does this, it's ethnic cleansing.


What is racist is to say that jews can't own land some where because they are jews, and that jews can't have a voice in how a govt should be formed in a place they live where they own the land.



Hi LIAM!
 
2012-11-15 04:56:23 PM  

badaboom: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

So what's your "cure"?


liberty for all.

it will happen, eventually.
-people crave justice.

in the court of public opinion, worldwide, the zionists are a pariah.
their time is almost up.
there will be economic repercussions...and that will be something the "united states" will not be able to veto, at the un.

personally?
i would tear it all down.
without justice...there will be no peace.
if there is a mandate for a two state solution...there will need to be a restructuring of the land.
connect gaza and the west bank...and work it out.
-there will never be a two state solution with the way things are laid out now.
it's geographically impossible.

redistrict...isolate...and move on.
 
2012-11-15 04:56:32 PM  

Kryler: Israel will soon be pounding the Gaza strip
[api.ning.com image 400x359]


Pounding Ham-Ass in the Gaza Strip?
 
2012-11-15 04:56:50 PM  

liam76: Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Lived, but didn't own.

If a landlord evicts everybody of one ethnicity to make room for tenants of another ethnicity, he or she is a racist.

When all the landlords in a region does this, it's ethnic cleansing.


What is racist is to say that jews can't own land some where because they are jews, and that jews can't have a voice in how a govt should be formed in a place they live where they own the land.


and the converse of that is also true.

The situation isn't easily solved, but Hamas shouldn't be firing rockets into Tel Aviv or the other towns.
 
2012-11-15 04:57:15 PM  

Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.


Why don't you build your space ship and leave this "diseased" world then?
 
2012-11-15 04:57:59 PM  

liam76: Amos Quito: Actually the timing of this little escapade is VERY convenient for Netanyahu and the Likudniks

So you think the jews were behind the rockets coming from Gaza like you think they are behind the holocaust?



I think you're going to be a lying Hazbarat troll in this thread... just like in every other thread, liar76.
 
2012-11-15 04:58:11 PM  

Leeds: Kryler: Israel will soon be pounding the Gaza strip
[api.ning.com image 400x359]

Pounding Ham-Ass in the Gaza Stripper?

 
2012-11-15 04:59:12 PM  

liam76: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

Why don't you build your space ship and leave this "diseased" world then?


nice.
 
2012-11-15 04:59:41 PM  

illogic: There's a real simple, mature way to sort this thing out.

Flip a coin. Heads the Palistinians stay and the Jews get deported to Florida. Tails Isreal stays and the Palistinians get Florida.


How about settling the dispute via chess boxing? I think it would be a lot more exciting than regular chess, although I'd bet that the endgames are a bit sloppy...
 
2012-11-15 05:02:02 PM  
Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this
 
2012-11-15 05:02:13 PM  

Bauer: liam76: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

Why don't you build your space ship and leave this "diseased" world then?

nice.


so you are admitting that zionism rules the whole planet?

lol
 
2012-11-15 05:02:39 PM  

liam76: You do realize we annexed a lot of land from Mexico right?



Based on much of what I'm seeing, I'm sure that quite a few people in here are proud supporters of the Reconquista. After all, the U.S. stole most of the Southwest through war and intimidation.
 
2012-11-15 05:03:12 PM  

dr_blasto: liam76: Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Lived, but didn't own.

If a landlord evicts everybody of one ethnicity to make room for tenants of another ethnicity, he or she is a racist.

When all the landlords in a region does this, it's ethnic cleansing.


What is racist is to say that jews can't own land some where because they are jews, and that jews can't have a voice in how a govt should be formed in a place they live where they own the land.

and the converse of that is also true.


Arabs can own land in Israel and have a vote int he govt.


Tractor's argument against the existence of Israel rests on either jews not being allowed to own land there and allow other to move there, and/or them not having a voice in the govt when the British pulled out.
 
2012-11-15 05:03:47 PM  

Sargun: Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this


because according to some people...zionists rule the world...and that includes the media.

ask liam.
 
2012-11-15 05:04:09 PM  

Sargun: Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this


Thank jesus fark for CNNI
 
2012-11-15 05:08:14 PM  

corronchilejano: I'm surprised the pro-Israel machine is better oiled than the pro-GOP one here at fark.


Nothing brings us all together, be us Christian, Jew, Atheist, liberal, or conservative better than a common enemy.
 
2012-11-15 05:08:15 PM  

Amos Quito: liam76: Amos Quito: Actually the timing of this little escapade is VERY convenient for Netanyahu and the Likudniks

So you think the jews were behind the rockets coming from Gaza like you think they are behind the holocaust?


I think you're going to be a lying Hazbarat troll in this thread... just like in every other thread, liar76.


And I think you are being butthurt because I am pointing out your BS.

Pretty warped of you tho think a country getting rockets lobbed at it is convenient. Of course since that country is filled with jews we all know everything you think about it is going to be warped.

Bauer: Bauer: liam76: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

Why don't you build your space ship and leave this "diseased" world then?

nice.

so you are admitting that zionism rules the whole planet?

lol


No, I am pointing out you are a crazy person who thinks they can build a spaceship. No idea you were also nuts enough to think zionism ruled the whole planet instead of just pulled strings in the US wrt the ME. Sounds like more reason for you to fly away spaceman.
 
2012-11-15 05:10:19 PM  
the zionists fear free and fair elections.

they fear the same "numbers" that president obama faced.

it's always about the numbers.

-if there were fair elections in a "unified", free nation...they might have a chance at real peace.

they wouldn't be the bully in the sandbox anymore.

one way or another, this is going to happen.
 
2012-11-15 05:12:08 PM  

Sargun: Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this



The Modmins won't greenlight the stories?
 
2012-11-15 05:14:45 PM  

Bauer: badaboom: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

So what's your "cure"?

liberty for all.

it will happen, eventually.
-people crave justice.

in the court of public opinion, worldwide, the zionists are a pariah.
their time is almost up.
there will be economic repercussions...and that will be something the "united states" will not be able to veto, at the un.

personally?
i would tear it all down.
without justice...there will be no peace.
if there is a mandate for a two state solution...there will need to be a restructuring of the land.
connect gaza and the west bank...and work it out.
-there will never be a two state solution with the way things are laid out now.
it's geographically impossible.

redistrict...isolate...and move on.


amerisrael.typepad.com
 
2012-11-15 05:15:45 PM  
i always suspected you were a "flat earther", liam.

lol

wow.

talk about "grasping".

evidently...you are out of steam, fella.

sooo...if i have the technical and manufacturing ability to construct a spacecraft...but not the funding...i'm a lunatic.

that's some great logic there.

ha ha
 
2012-11-15 05:17:15 PM  
I think anyone who seriously believes there is some kind Zionist conspiracy is an idiot.

The Zionist Conspiracy
Are the rumors true that Jews are planning to take over the world's governments and banks?

Spoilers: No.

tl;dr Podcast Link
 
2012-11-15 05:19:06 PM  
if you can't stand the heat...
 
2012-11-15 05:20:56 PM  

Sargun: Sargun: Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this

Thank jesus fark for CNNI


Don't really watch news, but CNN
NPR was all over it today. Kind of bothered me that one of their reporters asked an expert if they thought Israel's actions would lead to an all out war and glossed over the fact that Gaza has launched over 150 rockets at civilian areas, which sounds an awful lot like all out war to me.
 
2012-11-15 05:23:01 PM  

Bauer: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 472x357]

boycott this disease


Go for it. I suggest you go in 100%. Do not accept anything with any ties to Jews or Israel.

Link
 
2012-11-15 05:23:40 PM  

badaboom: Bauer: badaboom: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

So what's your "cure"?

liberty for all.

it will happen, eventually.
-people crave justice.

in the court of public opinion, worldwide, the zionists are a pariah.
their time is almost up.
there will be economic repercussions...and that will be something the "united states" will not be able to veto, at the un.

personally?
i would tear it all down.
without justice...there will be no peace.
if there is a mandate for a two state solution...there will need to be a restructuring of the land.
connect gaza and the west bank...and work it out.
-there will never be a two state solution with the way things are laid out now.
it's geographically impossible.

redistrict...isolate...and move on.

[amerisrael.typepad.com image 400x304]



Technically, that map should stop between Iraq and Iran, and go much further west.
 
2012-11-15 05:24:31 PM  

Raharu: Spoilers: No.


Long answer?
 
2012-11-15 05:24:38 PM  

Weaver95: so what happens if Israeli troops actually go into Gaza?


The troops say, "Damn we actually make people live here.", shoot a man/woman/child then get the fark out.
 
2012-11-15 05:24:57 PM  

Bauer: i always suspected you were a "flat earther", liam.

lol

wow.

talk about "grasping".

evidently...you are out of steam, fella.

sooo...if i have the technical and manufacturing ability to construct a spacecraft...but not the funding...i'm a lunatic.


If you don't have the funding, then no you can't (nevermind you don't have the "technical and manufacturing ability" either).

And don;t you also believe you have seen aliens?

Me thinking you are a nut job on those two counts in no way means I believe in a flat earth.
 
2012-11-15 05:25:14 PM  

liam76: Amos Quito: liam76: Amos Quito: Actually the timing of this little escapade is VERY convenient for Netanyahu and the Likudniks

So you think the jews were behind the rockets coming from Gaza like you think they are behind the holocaust?


I think you're going to be a lying Hazbarat troll in this thread... just like in every other thread, liar76.

And I think you are being butthurt because I am pointing out your BS.

Pretty warped of you tho think a country getting rockets lobbed at it is convenient. Of course since that country is filled with jews we all know everything you think about it is going to be warped.



Is this where you make one of your Legendary Leaps of "Logic" and claim henceforth that "I think that the Jews were behind the rocket fire from Gaza", liam76?

LOL!
 
2012-11-15 05:26:12 PM  

BigNumber12: badaboom: Bauer: badaboom: Bauer: every day...the world wakes up further and realizes that zionism is a disease.

So what's your "cure"?

liberty for all.

it will happen, eventually.
-people crave justice.

in the court of public opinion, worldwide, the zionists are a pariah.
their time is almost up.
there will be economic repercussions...and that will be something the "united states" will not be able to veto, at the un.

personally?
i would tear it all down.
without justice...there will be no peace.
if there is a mandate for a two state solution...there will need to be a restructuring of the land.
connect gaza and the west bank...and work it out.
-there will never be a two state solution with the way things are laid out now.
it's geographically impossible.

redistrict...isolate...and move on.

[amerisrael.typepad.com image 400x304]


Technically, that map should stop between Iraq and Iran, and go much further west.


I know. I'm lazy. It was the first one to pop up on the google.

And it should not say Arab, it should say Muslim. Remember, in the Middle East, Arab is best.
 
2012-11-15 05:27:38 PM  
The trolling in this thread is rather stale and subpar.
 
2012-11-15 05:29:43 PM  

Amos Quito: liam76: Amos Quito: liam76: Amos Quito: Actually the timing of this little escapade is VERY convenient for Netanyahu and the Likudniks

So you think the jews were behind the rockets coming from Gaza like you think they are behind the holocaust?


I think you're going to be a lying Hazbarat troll in this thread... just like in every other thread, liar76.

And I think you are being butthurt because I am pointing out your BS.

Pretty warped of you tho think a country getting rockets lobbed at it is convenient. Of course since that country is filled with jews we all know everything you think about it is going to be warped.


Is this where you make one of your Legendary Leaps of "Logic" and claim henceforth that "I think that the Jews were behind the rocket fire from Gaza", liam76?

LOL!


You are claiming this action was "very convenient". This action happened because of the rockets from Gaza, who do you think was responsible for them?

There is no leap in logic behind claiming you think jews in general and zionists in particular are behind the holocaust. I am just guessing you think the same about the rockets as that is your standard derp.
 
2012-11-15 05:29:56 PM  

Raharu: I think anyone who seriously believes there is some kind Zionist conspiracy is an idiot.



The entire history of Zionism has been one long conspiracy.
 
2012-11-15 05:31:35 PM  
I always thought a better solution after WWII would have been to have the Jews emigrate to Australia instead of settling in the Palestine. Australia had a desperate need of immigrants at the time, Queensland would have about the same climate as the Mideast, and the Jews would have a lot of land in a democratic country in which to settle. Unfortunately, people have a strong attachment to their ancestral lands and the crumbling British empire needed an ally in the area, so now we have this never-ending mess...
 
2012-11-15 05:31:51 PM  

liam76: There is no leap in logic behind claiming you think jews in general and zionists in particular are behind the holocaust.


Attempted Threadjack detected.
 
2012-11-15 05:32:27 PM  

badaboom: I know. I'm lazy. It was the first one to pop up on the google.

And it should not say Arab, it should say Muslim. Remember, in the Middle East, Arab is best.



Yep - it's not that I don't find the picture amusing, it's that I wish I could find and slap its creator, and force them to spend 5 minutes on the relevant Wikipedia article.
 
2012-11-15 05:33:28 PM  

Amos Quito: liam76: You are claiming this action was "very convenient". This action happened because of the rockets from Gaza, who do you think was responsible for them?

There is no leap in logic behind claiming you think jews in general and zionists in particular are behind the holocaust. I am just guessing you think the same about the rockets as that is your standard derp

Attempted Threadjack detected.


I went ahead and put back in the parts you cut out.

What I am detecting is you refusing to answer questions.
 
2012-11-15 05:33:59 PM  

Sargun: Why the fark aren't any news channels covering this


Saturation. We're tired of this story repeating every couple years, and never coming to a conclusion.
 
2012-11-15 05:37:32 PM  
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is an exercise in abandoning moral ascendancy for ever-diminishing returns.

Palestinians: I don't give a fark how much of your land they're taking. Walking into a pizza parlor and blowing up explosives or shooting rockets blindly into civilian populations is wrong.

Israelis: Palestinian militants have done their best to drag you down to their level and you've played right into it. Sniping individuals in the Church of the Nativity? Farking seriously?

I mean, it's land, people. LAND. Not particularly wonderful land either.
 
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