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2012-11-15 01:22:11 PM
Is israel going to do anything other some minor millitary action and return fire? No? Then everything is routine, nothing changed and be prepared for this story to come around again in a year or two. This isnt even news any more, this is like declaring that the seasons have changed, yea no shiat thanks for the update. Is the sky still blue? Simply put, we dont care. Oh look they are killing each other, still.....call us when they start a mass extermination of civillians.

Oh WAIT a 100 people might get killed?!??! yea add 3 zeros and maybe its worth a fark headline. farking drama queen nations of the planet need to step up their game if they want to make the news.

/oh look tat has his own thread again....shocker
 
2012-11-15 01:23:07 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?


What percentage of Israelis are secular vs the percentage of secular Gazans?
 
2012-11-15 01:23:17 PM

BgJonson79: Who did they take the land from? Hint: Palestinians lived there, but owned very little. Why do you think so few have deeds?


Let me rephrase the question:

upload.wikimedia.org

How does one create a jewish homeland in an area where more than 90% of the population is arab? Before you start, I don't give a crap about deeds and ownership. It's just not relevant.

As for living groups, there's a lot of planet, and usually homogeneity tends to results in less problems. The alternative is de facto genocide.

There's a lot of planet, sure, and it's all taken.
 
2012-11-15 01:23:26 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?



Or that if the United States had been occupying Mexico for the last 50 years.
 
2012-11-15 01:23:29 PM

Buffalo77: GAT_00


topcon: Israel should just totally ignore this and not fight back.

Totally.

Israel brought the rockets on themselves by telling Palestinians over and over again that they will not negotiate in good faith or make any meaningful concession. They forced a war, because they wanted a war. Much easier to justify wholesale acquisition of land by war than by moving settlers illegally on it.

Do you just make crap up, post it and then behold your work as if you are some type of analyst.

Can't remember who said it about you but it was to the effect "GAT I see you post alot on this site and have noticed most of the time you don't know what you are talking about"

Now thats an analyst.


Which of his points are not true? The settlements? War as a means of Israeli land grabs? Because both of those things are absolute fact, no matter your interpretation of who's right or wrong (for which the correct answer is: both).
 
2012-11-15 01:23:34 PM

namatad: Gwendolyn: An oppressed people are passed off at the slow genocide committed on them through starvation, illness, poverty, and illegal settlement. I'm sure if the Native Americans had rockets back in the 1800s they would have been lobbing them at the Calvary too.

So you admit that ALL countries today exist on the dead (or assimilated) backs of the previous owners of the land?

Yah, kind of sucks, but that is humanity.

The only proper solution to the mideast problem is to send ALL of them back to africa and give the land back to the goats. (why do people pick a certain year and the complain when others dont like what year they pick?)


Of course all civilizations are built through war and conquering some are more bloody than others. Own the fark up to doing it instead of blaming the victims.

Also I hate America helps pay for it. Warmonger on your own dime. We do.
 
2012-11-15 01:23:57 PM

queezyweezel: JusticeandIndependence: Ego edo infantia cattus: JusticeandIndependence: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x560]

I cried like that too when my Honey Baked Ham arrived late.


/too soon?
//sorry


I bet all your friends think your hilarious.

No not really. They think I'm a doofus. Only on the interwebs am I George Carlin.

George Carlin doesn't make fun of people grieving over their dead children. All you are is despicable.


1. I wasn't making fun of him at all.
2. This is Fark, grow the fark up. People joke all the time around here.
 
2012-11-15 01:24:08 PM

fluffy2097: I think we should just stand back and let Israel do what they like.

They are more then capable of handling Hamas on their own.

Hamas will be crying uncle inside of a week and Israel say "and if you do it again, we will hand your ass to you once more" then go back to Israel.



People get mad if we give them money.  People get mad if we don't pull their leash.  People get mad.
 
I'm a big believer in "If you can't figure it out in 60 years, then screw you." 
 
This also applies to Afghanistan...why are we there again?  We got OBL.  We went in to do that.  We aren't building nations.
 
2012-11-15 01:24:32 PM
No one "deserves" the land until one side has utterly annhilated the other.
 
2012-11-15 01:24:52 PM

DrPainMD: queezyweezel: Why don't we pack up Israel, move it to Wyoming, and get the f*ck out of the middle east for good and let them solve their own problems, on their own dime ?

FTFY


I'm okay with that personally, but there are so many pro-Israeli people in the US, I figured there's no way we can cut ties.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:06 PM

queezyweezel: the fired 150 rockets and only 3 people died? Is Hamas the A-Team of the Middle East?


{/thread}
 
2012-11-15 01:25:33 PM

Weaver95: so what happens if Israeli troops actually go into Gaza?


35 foot twinkies weighing 600 lbs for everybody
 
2012-11-15 01:25:35 PM

chiefsfaninkc: Good thing that Obama "The Sort of a God" was reelected otherwise the middle east could turn into a powder keg.


It looks like the entire Mideast has erupted into a shiatstorm since Obama took office.

But hey, we got universal healthcare.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:36 PM

Weaver95: so what happens if Israeli troops actually go into Gaza?


I'll live tweet it for you.

/Waiting for the call up phone call.
//Should do some laundry, to make sure I have enough underwear.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:36 PM

GentDirkly: The Gaza strip should be evacuated of all people. They can be relocated to Beth Shean or some other part of Israel that is less strategically important. Hopefully wherever they go gets taken over by an Arab government. Maybe Jordan?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You are actually on to something here.
Or do a land purchase from Jordan, buy twice the land as gaza currently is.
build a giant wall on the israel and jordan side of it.
move EVERYONE and everything.
probably would have to build a TON of cement housing before you moved all the people

there are ample examples in history of forced relocation of people.
Hell, Jordan might be work with this if they could also solve their palestinian refugee problem at the same time!!!

fark
I like this solution.
Time to work on the details!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hell, get Egypt and the US to sign up on the deal and it would happen.
Egypt would be SO FARKING HAPPY to have an Israeli border instead of a Gazan Border!
 
2012-11-15 01:25:48 PM

Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Who did they take the land from? Hint: Palestinians lived there, but owned very little. Why do you think so few have deeds?

Let me rephrase the question:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x213]

How does one create a jewish homeland in an area where more than 90% of the population is arab? Before you start, I don't give a crap about deeds and ownership. It's just not relevant.

As for living groups, there's a lot of planet, and usually homogeneity tends to results in less problems. The alternative is de facto genocide.

There's a lot of planet, sure, and it's all taken.


It's absolutely relevant. If (generic) your landlord sells his building that (generic) you live in to someone else and they turn it into a Walmart, that's how it goes. You can't do what you want with someone else's land. The Turks sold it all off when they lost WWI.
 
2012-11-15 01:25:54 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?



Can you imagine if Indiana closed its border with Ohio over the 2012 presidential election and started lobbing rotten tomatoes at Dayton?
 
2012-11-15 01:26:05 PM
It never ceases to amuse me to see the side reknowned for dropping white phosphorus muntions on schools and refugee camps complaining about the deliberate targetting of civilians.

Oh, no, sorry. I meant disgusts. My bad.


/both sides really are as bad as each other, so vote Bacon.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:05 PM

ichiban: Palestinian militants fired nearly 150 rockets on Thursday, killing three people,

I certainly don't want these people to kill each other and wow, that's all sorts of scary, but...how do you fire 150 rockets and "only" kill three people?


Muslim engineers.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:05 PM

DarnoKonrad: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?


Or that if the United States had been occupying Mexico for the last 50 years.


It would sort of be a bit more like a bunch of angry American Irish Catholics returning to Northern Ireland a few thousand years from now and declaring it their own with international support.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:08 PM

JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas? Hell, just 1 rocket ... that maybe broke some cattle rancher's arm and pre-cooked a few of his bovine friends. Yet alone 169 impacting USA soil. And yet people still balk at Israel's relatively subdued retaliation as being over the top? Amazing. If that happened here, the end result would probably be a few thousand square miles of new USA soil before it was all over. "Even Newer Mexico", the 51st state.


People wouldn't have so much of a problem if Israel annexed Gaza (well some would, surely). The problem is Israel wants the land but doesn't want the people that live on it to have any sort of rights or anything. Israel needs to come to terms with the fact that is is either going to have give back land, grant full citizenship to all residents of Israeli controlled land, or be an apartheid state. Of course there are details that are the hangup, but those are seriously the only options politically in the long run.

I'm all for Israel's right to defend itself and I agree that this is definitely a justified response SO FAR. I have my doubts if it will stay that way and have a sneaking suspicion white phosphorous rounds will end up in urban areas very soon. Israel has a habit of taking "defense" to mean "massively escalate".
 
2012-11-15 01:26:13 PM

Hahnenkam: If Cuba started lobbing rockets at Miami, I wonder how many of those currently oppose to Israel's recent actions would protest if we took similar actions to defend ourselves.


As long as they don't attack American soil
 
2012-11-15 01:26:18 PM

namatad: (why do people pick a certain year and the complain when others dont like what year they pick?)


Pick a year, any year:

1. Israel Rule (Biblical period) 1350 BC to 586 BC
2. Babylonian Conquest 587 BC to 538 BC
3. Israel Autonomy (under Persian & Greco-Assyrian sovereignty) 538 BC to 168 BC
4. Revolt of the Maccabees 168 BC to 143 BC
5. Rule of the Hashmoneans & their successors 143 BC to 70 AD
6. Jewish Autonomy (under Roman & Byzantine sovereignty) 70 AD to 637 AD
7. Rule of Muslem Caliphs
Mecca 637 AD to 661 AD
Umayyides 661 AD to 750 AD
Abbaaside 750 AD to 870 AD
Fatimides 969 AD to 1071 AD 637 AD to 1072 AD
8. Seljukes Rule 1072 AD to 1096 AD
9. Crusaders Ayyubids (in parts only) 1175 AD to 1291 AD 1099 AD to 1291 AD
10. Mamelukes Rule 1291 AD to 1516 AD
11. Ottomans (Turks) 1516 AD to 1918 AD
12. British Mandate 1918 AD to 1948 AD
13. Israel rule under democracy 1948 AD --- . 

Looks like the Israelis/Jews were first.
 
2012-11-15 01:26:33 PM

BgJonson79: JusticeandIndependence: BgJonson79: JusticeandIndependence: BgJonson79: cameroncrazy1984: BgJonson79: JusticeandIndependence: BgJonson79: Shouldn't the Jews be able to have their own state?

Why?

Because, shouldn't every ethnic group get to have one?

No?

May I ask why not?

Because we are all just humans living on a rock. No one side should be more special than the other. Legends from thousands of years ago shouldn't be the basis for dividing lines on a map.

So we should have one big uniform culture?

Uniform?

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x259]

+1 Internets to you!


I say +2 internets to you.

/lap seat
 
2012-11-15 01:27:01 PM

namatad: GentDirkly: The Gaza strip should be evacuated of all people. They can be relocated to Beth Shean or some other part of Israel that is less strategically important. Hopefully wherever they go gets taken over by an Arab government. Maybe Jordan?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You are actually on to something here.
Or do a land purchase from Jordan, buy twice the land as gaza currently is.
build a giant wall on the israel and jordan side of it.
move EVERYONE and everything.
probably would have to build a TON of cement housing before you moved all the people


You know this would never work. The Palestinians are clearly anti-cementic.
 
2012-11-15 01:27:07 PM

namatad: wait wait wait wait wait wait
I am confused.
Are you saying that Gazans have the right to work in Israel? Because that is the most retarded thing that I have ever heard and I watched the GOP primary.

No one in a foreign country has a right to work in another country. period.



wait wait wait wait wait wait. I am confused. Are you saying that Gaza is (at least a portion of) a free and independent state? Because that's the most retarded (and patently false) thing that I have ever heard and I watched the GOP primary.

I'm not even going to address the rest of your post since it's predicated on the false premise that Gaza is another country and not an occupied territory.
 
2012-11-15 01:27:13 PM

I_C_Weener: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?


Can you imagine if Indiana closed its border with Ohio over the 2012 presidential election and started lobbing rotten tomatoes at Dayton?


Not much. Even Ohioans know they suck. Well, they should anyway.
 
2012-11-15 01:28:11 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: JusticeandIndependence: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x560]

I cried like that too when my Honey Baked Ham arrived late.


/too soon?
//sorry


I bet all your friends think your hilarious.


*You're
/derp
 
2012-11-15 01:28:40 PM

SithLord: chiefsfaninkc: Good thing that Obama "The Sort of a God" was reelected otherwise the middle east could turn into a powder keg.

It looks like the entire Mideast has erupted into a shiatstorm since Obama took office.

But hey, we got universal healthcare.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-15 01:28:42 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Weaver95: so what happens if Israeli troops actually go into Gaza?

35 foot twinkies weighing 600 lbs for everybody


"Is this true?"

"Yes, this man:

snooper.files.wordpress.com

is a dick".
 
2012-11-15 01:29:35 PM

queezyweezel: the fired 150 rockets and only 3 people died? Is Hamas the A-Team of the Middle East?


Just proof that Allah is an inferior god.

Only the Jehovah's Witnesses have a lower success rate when comparing door knocks/conversions to rocket launches/kills.
 
2012-11-15 01:29:37 PM

Gwendolyn: Of course all civilizations are built through war and conquering some are more bloody than others. Own the fark up to doing it instead of blaming the victims.

Also I hate America helps pay for it. Warmonger on your own dime. We do.


Sure, but, since when does any country ever admit to their warmongering?
China and Taiwan is a good example. The only reason that China hasnt just rolled in their is the water separating them and the us navy.

FFS, we know what happens when the US becomes isolationists. but do we have to be the worlds police?
And yes, I know we do a shiatty job of it, but FFS, no one else is doing anything at all.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe that is the solution?
Wait ... WW3 would be the logical next step. NVM
 
2012-11-15 01:30:12 PM

BgJonson79: Then the result is one big culture, and a loss of all others.


How would you like to maintain all these cultures? Enforced separation? That's what it would take.

The thing is, that one big culture would contain all the cultural variety of the cultures that blended into it, but none of the strife. Nothing would be lost and new things would appear.
 
2012-11-15 01:30:14 PM

Raharu: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

That is what? Like, 38%... I guess its better than nothing.


More like 90%...
Link
 
2012-11-15 01:30:20 PM

Gleeman: namatad: (why do people pick a certain year and the complain when others dont like what year they pick?)

Pick a year, any year:

1. Israel Rule (Biblical period) 1350 BC to 586 BC
2. Babylonian Conquest 587 BC to 538 BC
3. Israel Autonomy (under Persian & Greco-Assyrian sovereignty) 538 BC to 168 BC
4. Revolt of the Maccabees 168 BC to 143 BC
5. Rule of the Hashmoneans & their successors 143 BC to 70 AD
6. Jewish Autonomy (under Roman & Byzantine sovereignty) 70 AD to 637 AD
7. Rule of Muslem Caliphs
Mecca 637 AD to 661 AD
Umayyides 661 AD to 750 AD
Abbaaside 750 AD to 870 AD
Fatimides 969 AD to 1071 AD 637 AD to 1072 AD
8. Seljukes Rule 1072 AD to 1096 AD
9. Crusaders Ayyubids (in parts only) 1175 AD to 1291 AD 1099 AD to 1291 AD
10. Mamelukes Rule 1291 AD to 1516 AD
11. Ottomans (Turks) 1516 AD to 1918 AD
12. British Mandate 1918 AD to 1948 AD
13. Israel rule under democracy 1948 AD --- . 

Looks like the Israelis/Jews were first.


So who get's Canada then?
 
2012-11-15 01:30:23 PM

BgJonson79: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?

What percentage of Israelis are secular vs the percentage of secular Gazans?


What relevance would this have? One side isn't occupying the other here.
 
2012-11-15 01:30:36 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?



I love it how your analogy completely ignores the fact that a lot of Palestinians are religious yahoos who think that blowing yourself up in a crowded market is a one way ticket to heaven.
 
2012-11-15 01:30:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Weaver95: so what happens if Israeli troops actually go into Gaza?

35 foot twinkies weighing 600 lbs for everybody



That's a big Kosher twinkie. 
 
2012-11-15 01:31:19 PM
I love how nobody gives the faintest shadow of a shiat about Arabs (including the Palestinians in Syrian camps getting used as human shields) until Israel raises a hand to defend itself and all of a sudden they're the bad guys and everyone gets excited.

What do you think the USA would do if Mexico shelled San Diego for a weekend? Glass parking lot doesn't begin to cover it. I hope Israel's leadership has the stones to get this done.
 
2012-11-15 01:31:31 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?


Mexico already fires rockets into Texas. They're full of meth or heroin and have a small cavity in the nose for a parachute.
 
2012-11-15 01:31:39 PM

Gleeman: namatad: (why do people pick a certain year and the complain when others dont like what year they pick?)

Pick a year, any year:

1. Israel Rule (Biblical period) 1350 BC to 586 BC
2. Babylonian Conquest 587 BC to 538 BC
3. Israel Autonomy (under Persian & Greco-Assyrian sovereignty) 538 BC to 168 BC
4. Revolt of the Maccabees 168 BC to 143 BC
5. Rule of the Hashmoneans & their successors 143 BC to 70 AD
6. Jewish Autonomy (under Roman & Byzantine sovereignty) 70 AD to 637 AD
7. Rule of Muslem Caliphs
Mecca 637 AD to 661 AD
Umayyides 661 AD to 750 AD
Abbaaside 750 AD to 870 AD
Fatimides 969 AD to 1071 AD 637 AD to 1072 AD
8. Seljukes Rule 1072 AD to 1096 AD
9. Crusaders Ayyubids (in parts only) 1175 AD to 1291 AD 1099 AD to 1291 AD
10. Mamelukes Rule 1291 AD to 1516 AD
11. Ottomans (Turks) 1516 AD to 1918 AD
12. British Mandate 1918 AD to 1948 AD
13. Israel rule under democracy 1948 AD --- . 

Looks like the Israelis/Jews were first.


As we all know, the planet didn't exist prior to 1350 BC. Or, more realistically, such arguments suck.
 
2012-11-15 01:31:39 PM

Uncle Tractor: BgJonson79: Then the result is one big culture, and a loss of all others.

How would you like to maintain all these cultures? Enforced separation? That's what it would take.

The thing is, that one big culture would contain all the cultural variety of the cultures that blended into it, but none of the strife. Nothing would be lost and new things would appear.


You have more faith in humanity than I do, it would seem :-D
 
2012-11-15 01:32:06 PM
One time my learned father said about the USSR becoming just Russia, "That area has always been ruled by dictators nothing will change."  That seems to apply to the middle east.  That area has always been run by tribal hate, always will be.
 
I think they call it Balkanization.
 
2012-11-15 01:32:08 PM

Gwendolyn: An oppressed people are passed off at the slow genocide committed on them through starvation, illness, poverty, and illegal settlement. I'm sure if the Native Americans had rockets back in the 1800s they would have been lobbing them at the Calvary too.


1. There is no Israeli occupation of Gaza.

2. There is a border between Gaza and Egypt. The Egyptians control it. Why aren't rockets from Gaza being fired into Egypt?
 
2012-11-15 01:32:16 PM
Alright, this is ridiculous. Who would want to live in a country that has been at war since its inception. Clearly the Israel experiment is not working. No one wants them there.

This is what I propose. Israel saves up all its money, all of its international aid, and finds a new place on Earth to call home. It can sell its current land to an Arab country, then use those proceeds to buy its new plot of land. They don't need a ton of space, Israel is about the size of New Jersey. Maybe Greece or Spain will want to sell them 10,000 square miles. The Israeli people will finally have peace. The United States can spend a little more upfront but then we don't have to finance a huge defense program for Israel for the rest of...forever. The Israelis are an enterprising people, a major influx of productive workers would be great for Greece or Spain's economy.

Or hell, let's sell them part of Arizona, the climate is about the same and they're our best friends already anyway.

I mean, if all of your neighbors hated you and did horrible things like murder members of your family, you'd move, right? Israel is rich and now is probably a great time to buy.

I mean, if all of your neighbors hated you and did horrible things like murder members of your family, you'd move, right?
 
2012-11-15 01:32:23 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BgJonson79: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: JPSimonetti: Tatsuma: Since Wednesday morning, 274 rockets were fired and 105 intercepted by the Iron Dome system.

Can you imagine how the US would respond if, say, Mexico did this to Texas?

Can you imagine what Mexico would do if the US funded religious wackjobs to build compounds within Mexican borders, and violently defended them?

What percentage of Israelis are secular vs the percentage of secular Gazans?

What relevance would this have? One side isn't occupying the other here.


I'm going after the 'religious whackjobs' clause.
 
2012-11-15 01:32:47 PM

BgJonson79: It's absolutely relevant. If (generic) your landlord sells his building that (generic) you live in to someone else and they turn it into a Walmart, that's how it goes. You can't do what you want with someone else's land. The Turks sold it all off when they lost WWI.


Yeah, and when the landlords sell all the land to people of one specific ethnicity and evict everybody of another ethnicity, you've got yourself a massive ethnic cleansing. See?

Now, how does one create a jewish homeland in an area where 90% of the population is arab?
 
2012-11-15 01:32:49 PM

JusticeandIndependence: queezyweezel: JusticeandIndependence: Ego edo infantia cattus: JusticeandIndependence: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x560]

I cried like that too when my Honey Baked Ham arrived late.


/too soon?
//sorry


I bet all your friends think your hilarious.

No not really. They think I'm a doofus. Only on the interwebs am I George Carlin.

George Carlin doesn't make fun of people grieving over their dead children. All you are is despicable.

1. I wasn't making fun of him at all.
2. This is Fark, grow the fark up. People joke all the time around here.


The guy making light of a man crying while holding his dead child is telling me to grow up, and justifying it because other people do it too...wow.
 
2012-11-15 01:33:48 PM

fatcurlytoes: I love how nobody gives the faintest shadow of a shiat about Arabs (including the Palestinians in Syrian camps getting used as human shields) until Israel raises a hand to defend itself and all of a sudden they're the bad guys and everyone gets excited.

What do you think the USA would do if Mexico shelled San Diego for a weekend? Glass parking lot doesn't begin to cover it. I hope Israel's leadership has the stones to get this done.


Do you routinely walk into rooms and start talking without listening to what anyone has said?

Cause you just did that.

15 people beat you to that analogy.
 
2012-11-15 01:33:52 PM

SithLord: chiefsfaninkc: Good thing that Obama "The Sort of a God" was reelected otherwise the middle east could turn into a powder keg.

It looks like the entire Mideast has erupted into a shiatstorm since Obama took office.

But hey, we got universal healthcare.


t3.gstatic.com

Sooooooo.... By your logic, 9/11 was due to what?
 
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