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(With Leather)   Sting has indestructible balls. That would explain the high notes in "Roxanne"   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 35
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2012-11-15 02:13:14 PM
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Hell yeah Sting has indestructible balls. You don't win the NWA World title without them.
 
2012-11-15 02:20:08 PM
Which one? 

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-15 03:57:58 PM
Purchasing one will allow me the rare occasion of mentioning to others that I have blue balls.
 
2012-11-15 03:58:37 PM
Purchasing one TWO will allow me the rare occasion of mentioning to others that I have blue balls.

FTFM
 
2012-11-15 04:28:04 PM
Farking awesome. Everything that guy does is magic.
 
2012-11-15 04:29:08 PM
Not a Sting fan by any stretch, but good for him.
 
2012-11-15 04:31:26 PM
That was very nice of him, actually. Good on ya, Sting.
 
2012-11-15 04:35:20 PM
I liked "Desert Rose".
 
2012-11-15 04:37:21 PM

lumiere: Purchasing one will allow me the rare occasion of mentioning to others that I have blue balls.


I knew Lance Armstrong was a farker...just knew it.
 
2012-11-15 04:38:53 PM
WTF? That football is round. Is that what $300k gets? Haven't the kids of Darfur suffered enough?
 
2012-11-15 04:40:21 PM
If only I was rich enough to solve problems like that without hesitation.
 
2012-11-15 04:45:11 PM
That's really nice.
Personally, I would have thought about giving them some food.
But a soccer ball is pretty good.
 
2012-11-15 04:50:54 PM
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2012-11-15 04:53:07 PM
That explains the tantric sex stories
 
2012-11-15 04:53:58 PM
Sting has indestructible balls been kicked in the nuts for being a self centred wanker a WHOLE BUNCH in his squinty life.... That would This explains the high notes in "Roxanne" !!!

FTFY 

/ my favourite is "Englishman in New York" where he sings like a PastaRasta...
// One Sting is Enough
 
2012-11-15 04:57:49 PM
$300k to "invent" a nerf ball?
 
2012-11-15 05:03:53 PM
I did this ten years ago but noooooooo, but la-di-da apparently Sub-Saharan Africa is too good for my Soccer/Bowling Balls. 
 
2012-11-15 05:04:41 PM
i1126.photobucket.com
Come at me, bro! They're indestructible!
 
2012-11-15 05:06:13 PM
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2012-11-15 05:08:33 PM
Sting is morphing into Captain Picard.
 
2012-11-15 05:16:42 PM
Is that a Titleist?

/Be careful what you wish for. Indestructible plastic thingies are covering the Pacific and Atlantic gyres.

/No word on the gimbles
 
2012-11-15 05:17:45 PM
as much as I hate...HATE every song by sting and the police, this helps to make up for the crappy music he unleashed on the world.
 
2012-11-15 05:36:57 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: lumiere: Purchasing one will allow me the rare occasion of mentioning to others that I have blue balls.

I knew Lance Armstrong was a farker...just knew it.


Not sure if you said that because you also noticed I'm in Austin.

If anyone wants me to kick Lance in the other ball, I'll volunteer. ;)
 
2012-11-15 05:43:27 PM
Okay, I concede. I fail at this thread when it comes to ball counting. I will quietly slip away now...
 
2012-11-15 05:45:58 PM
This is great. I bought one.
 
2012-11-15 06:39:50 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: as much as I hate...HATE every song by sting and the police, this helps to make up for the crappy music he unleashed on the world.


it would sound a lot better without all that farting.
 
2012-11-15 08:09:33 PM

Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 297x420]
Come at me, bro! They're indestructible!


Sting: outer space's other metal bikini wearer
 
2012-11-15 08:57:01 PM
Glad to see he's making a difference. When he isn't playing private parties for brutal dictators, that is.
 
2012-11-15 09:45:15 PM
Roxanne was the pop ditty put Sting/Police on the charts. Now he won't even sing it because he's too good for that. fark him, fark him right in the a. dooshbag pop boy. PS: your drummer really sucked too.
 
2012-11-15 10:26:03 PM
I love "Everything She Does Is Magic," "Don't Stand So Close To Me," "Invisible Sun," "Can't Stand Losing You," "Every Breath You Take," and "Set Them Free," and most of the Police's catalog, but fark me if "Roxanne" isn't my least favorite song ever. I change the station as soon as it comes on.

Messed up thing is that I like the song when its performed by others (re: the cover in Moulan Rouge). Sting just hits a note or register when he sings it that is like a knife stabbing my brain.
 
2012-11-15 10:59:58 PM

zvoidx: Sting is morphing into Captain Picard.


I'd have tea in the sahara with either one.
 
2012-11-15 11:00:40 PM

H31N0US: $300k to "invent" a nerf ball?


You've never seen a Rottweiler trained to attack a nerf football after $rottweiler's favorite team scores. That's some impressive instant disintegration.
 
2012-11-16 04:58:44 AM

H31N0US: $300k to "invent" a nerf ball?


He probably borrowed it from his pal Khashoggi.
 
2012-11-16 07:26:35 AM
Over breakfast in 2007, Jahnigen told Sting how kids in Darfur love playing soccer and he had this idea for a ball that would never go flat or break, so Sting was all, "Quit your job and work on this." And Jahnigen was all, "But it's going to cost me, like, $300,000 or something like that" and Sting was like, "Hold on" and he reached into his back pocket and pulled out $300,000 for him and thus One World Futbol was born.



Wish I had these friends.
 
2012-11-16 11:09:17 AM

almandot: Over breakfast in 2007, Jahnigen told Sting how kids in Darfur love playing soccer and he had this idea for a ball that would never go flat or break, so Sting was all, "Quit your job and work on this." And Jahnigen was all, "But it's going to cost me, like, $300,000 or something like that" and Sting was like, "Hold on" and he reached into his back pocket and pulled out $300,000 for him and thus One World Futbol was born.



Wish I had these friends.


I'm glad i don't know anyone obese enough to keep 300 K in their back pocket.
 
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