Terrydatroll: Secondly, I am sure that the guy breaking into my house with is OWN gun won't be able to shoot me because MY gun has palm reading technology. "One moment while I read your palm! Whirr zzzzz zip...OK, according to you palm reading, you have just been shot by a burglar. Palm signing out..whizz..whirr...zzzz..zip."
id10ts: No, THIS is the weapon we need to develop.[scienceblogs.com image 355x199] /hot like Leia in a bikini
Ethertap: There's a pawn shop on the way home from work that has a banner advertising $99 9mm pistols
wee: No. If I need a gun to work, I need it to work. Not crash, have dead batteries, reboot, whatever. The worst sound you can hear is a click when you were expecting a bang.
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