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(Yahoo)   Listen, I know it's been a hard couple of months for us NHL fans, but allow me to offer a bit of good news in this sea of gloom and doom: Don Cherry was attacked by a swarm of angry bees yesterday   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 25
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2012-11-15 12:38:34 PM
9 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
African bees! Not those homo European ones!
2012-11-15 03:21:25 PM
4 votes:
I have no idea who this guy is but he is a sartorial superfund site.
2012-11-15 12:49:08 PM
3 votes:
AAAAUUUGGGH GET THEM OFF!!!! Oh wait, that might just bee his suit.
doncherryjacketwatch.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-15 12:42:25 PM
3 votes:
They are probably just pissed because they tried to get pollen from the flowers they saw...

i.imgur.com

...and it just turned out to be the print on his suit.
2012-11-15 12:31:22 PM
3 votes:
There are not enough words to express the joy I feel every time someone complains that a major league season has been canceled.

Not because I don't necessarily enjoy watching said sport, but, rather, because the butt-hurt that sports fans who think this stuff actually matters fills my schadenfreude implant to overflowing.

/inb4 people talking about sports bar revenues being down
2012-11-15 03:33:59 PM
2 votes:
Oblig Don Cherry links: Piano desk and where he gets his suits

/Enjoy
2012-11-15 12:14:05 PM
2 votes:
He was just trying to use their hive as a broach on his suit.
2012-11-15 04:20:55 PM
1 votes:
atencentgemjar.files.wordpress.com

The poor bees were just confused.
2012-11-15 03:58:08 PM
1 votes:

Grapple: Is he blind? Why does he dress that way??


He's a proud member of the Royal Canadian Legion. They all dress that way if they are old enough to remember the War, any war. It's alpha-male colouration for Legionaires, like the cheek pads of dominant ourangotangs.

Why do Scots play golf? Why do urban wannabes show off their briefs? Why did Phyllis Diller look like a kindergarden pipe cleaner and feather project gone horribly wrong?
2012-11-15 03:54:00 PM
1 votes:

Icetech3: I don't know why but this whole story made me laugh so hard.. and i like don....


That is Bergsonian laughter because in your heart you know that if Don Cherry is attacked by a swarm of bees, he did everything he could to deserve it. He's the snobby dowager to the bees' Three Stooges.

It's like Rush Limbaugh being swarmed by Dominican rent boys on the streets of Santo Dominico.

It's like Mitt Romney being spat out by Great Whites.

It's like rain on your wedding day. No, wait, that's a bad example of irony.
2012-11-15 03:45:32 PM
1 votes:
You know who riffs well off of Don Cherry? Fellow Traditional Pride Day Flag, Craig Thompson.

Reminds me of the old joke.

Don Cherry and Craig Thompson argued for hours but the only thing they could agree on was that all gay men should be hung.

Depending on your age, you probably know that joke with Jerry Falwell and Gore Vidal or Barney and whatever right wing homophobic looney is best-known in your state.

For some reason, blowhards and Quintin Crispy gays just work well together, like chocolate and wafers.
2012-11-15 03:35:40 PM
1 votes:
He has to be very careful going outside in the spring or summer because bees are constantly mistaking him for a field of flowers.

To tell the truth, a lot of CBC sports commentators have trouble with bees. It's those bright monochromatic sports jackets they are all made to wear. But Don Cherry also has to worry about hummingbirds and gorillas because scarlet is not enough colour for him.

He's got more colour than a drinking contest between W.C. Fields and H.L Mencken in a Bourbon distillery cellar.

Although Don Cherry is quasi-unique, it is not unusual for Canadian men of his generation to wear tartan jackets that make the Quebec Provincial Tartan look like the Stewart Ancient and Weathered.

Here's a website to help you visualize that. Dim the room lights if you can to prevent permanent eye damage.

P.S. This is why Canadians watch Hockey Night in Canada with the lights off. They're not napping. They're waiting for Don Cherry to finish his rant so they can turn the TV off and go to bed.
2012-11-15 03:32:20 PM
1 votes:
Were they EUROPEAN bees? Play me off Donny!
2012-11-15 03:30:39 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Were they European bees


Don says you can tell they weren't because they attacked him, and European bees are wimps. These were good, tough Canadian bees.
2012-11-15 03:27:25 PM
1 votes:
www.hockeydb.com

/wanted for questioning
//"Big Snake", heh
2012-11-15 03:19:03 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Were they European bees?


They were probably wearing visors like the sissies they are. Fark Don Cherry, the fact he was voted one of the greatest Canadians is a national embarrassment. I hope the bees managed to sting his tounge or larynx, to shut him up for a bit, so the bee's deaths weren't in vain.
2012-11-15 03:17:29 PM
1 votes:
Is he blind? Why does he dress that way??
2012-11-15 03:14:57 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-15 02:51:32 PM
1 votes:
Probably should have just drank all the bees.
2012-11-15 02:20:27 PM
1 votes:

SpaceButler: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: SpaceButler: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: sigdiamond2000: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: There are not enough words to express the joy I feel every time someone complains that a major league season has been canceled.

Not because I don't necessarily enjoy watching said sport, but, rather, because the butt-hurt that sports fans who think this stuff actually matters fills my schadenfreude implant to overflowing.

/inb4 people talking about sports bar revenues being down

I'll make sure to let the thousands of stadium workers and other people tangentially involved with these organizations who are all jobless for the holidays know that you're feeling pretty smug about all this.

Send them my love.

I tried. They said it smells funny, and it looks kind of diseased, so they don't want it.

You're supposed to put it in dry ice first, dummy.

But love is supposed to be forever!

Or is that just mass-market love, which they fill with artificial love-preservatives?


My love can only be bought at Whole Foods.
2012-11-15 02:20:06 PM
1 votes:
Let's just make our own season! Use NHL '13 to simulate the cancelled games, streamed live online with hockey nerds providing commentary. Cherry can put obnoxious backgrounds on his Twitter account and exchange tweets with Ron MacLean between periods.
2012-11-15 02:03:49 PM
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: SpaceButler: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: sigdiamond2000: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: There are not enough words to express the joy I feel every time someone complains that a major league season has been canceled.

Not because I don't necessarily enjoy watching said sport, but, rather, because the butt-hurt that sports fans who think this stuff actually matters fills my schadenfreude implant to overflowing.

/inb4 people talking about sports bar revenues being down

I'll make sure to let the thousands of stadium workers and other people tangentially involved with these organizations who are all jobless for the holidays know that you're feeling pretty smug about all this.

Send them my love.

I tried. They said it smells funny, and it looks kind of diseased, so they don't want it.

You're supposed to put it in dry ice first, dummy.


But love is supposed to be forever!

Or is that just mass-market love, which they fill with artificial love-preservatives?
2012-11-15 01:36:52 PM
1 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: sigdiamond2000: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: There are not enough words to express the joy I feel every time someone complains that a major league season has been canceled.

Not because I don't necessarily enjoy watching said sport, but, rather, because the butt-hurt that sports fans who think this stuff actually matters fills my schadenfreude implant to overflowing.

/inb4 people talking about sports bar revenues being down

I'll make sure to let the thousands of stadium workers and other people tangentially involved with these organizations who are all jobless for the holidays know that you're feeling pretty smug about all this.

Send them my love.


I tried. They said it smells funny, and it looks kind of diseased, so they don't want it.
2012-11-15 01:07:02 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: There are not enough words to express the joy I feel every time someone complains that a major league season has been canceled.

Not because I don't necessarily enjoy watching said sport, but, rather, because the butt-hurt that sports fans who think this stuff actually matters fills my schadenfreude implant to overflowing.

/inb4 people talking about sports bar revenues being down

I'll make sure to let the thousands of stadium workers and other people tangentially involved with these organizations who are all jobless for the holidays know that you're feeling pretty smug about all this.


Send them my love.
2012-11-15 12:27:44 PM
1 votes:
The guy played one game in the NHL - one game and the rest of his 20+ year career he spent in the minors... oh and he is a loud-mouth buffoon and national treasure of Canada.
 
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