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(NYPost)   Thieves steal $1.5M in iPads from JFK airport. And you still can't get a tube of toothpaste through TSA   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, JFK Airport, iPads, JFK, ipad minis  
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4580 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2012 at 2:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-15 02:35:19 PM  
2 votes:
Easy to do when you're the TSA.
2012-11-15 04:03:33 PM  
1 vote:
The TSA is probably more run by organized crime than Homeland Insecurity now, anyway. The bosses put out feelers about what they want, the floor grunts steal as many as possible or claim they can't be flown with, and the box of rejects disappears at the end of the shift.
2012-11-15 03:47:31 PM  
1 vote:
Actually you can. I flew to NYC recently and for kicks put a quarter-full standard tube of toothpaste in my liquids Ziploc. I even put the Ziploc in the tray with my shoes. No problem. I think they may have started to realize that the whole liquid business is absolutely farktarded.
2012-11-15 02:43:17 PM  
1 vote:
This story just speaks to how truly safe you are in an airport thanks to the TSA.
2012-11-15 02:42:28 PM  
1 vote:

Joce678: "So, as a caper goes, it was probably unsuccessful," a source said. 


Not really... knowing Apple, I'd bet that the moment those go online and report home, they'll receive an auto-blow-yourself-up command and the suckers that bought the stolen merchandise will have a nice paperweight.

Electronics that report to it's lord and master company and identify itself with the ability of being bricked are not a good "investment" when it comes to a burglary/heist.
2012-11-15 02:34:51 PM  
1 vote:
Maury still wondering when he's going to get his cut.
2012-11-15 01:29:02 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-15 01:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
I wish Morrie would stop busting my balls over when he's gonna get his cut of this.

/starts to play the coda from "Layla"
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