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(NYPost)   Thieves steal $1.5M in iPads from JFK airport. And you still can't get a tube of toothpaste through TSA   (nypost.com) divider line 58
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2012-11-15 01:27:43 PM  
I wish Morrie would stop busting my balls over when he's gonna get his cut of this.

/starts to play the coda from "Layla"
 
2012-11-15 01:29:02 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-15 01:33:59 PM  
So, what? Four of them?
 
2012-11-15 02:34:41 PM  
"Gonna go get the tablets, get the tablets."
 
2012-11-15 02:34:51 PM  
Maury still wondering when he's going to get his cut.
 
2012-11-15 02:35:06 PM  
Awesome. I'm going to go buy my wife a pink Cadillac.
 
2012-11-15 02:35:19 PM  
Easy to do when you're the TSA.
 
2012-11-15 02:35:57 PM  
Got dam it jake and vernon. And Englebert.
 
2012-11-15 02:36:26 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Awesome. I'm going to go buy my wife a pink Cadillac.


Scotchguard the upholstery.
 
2012-11-15 02:36:49 PM  
get your shine box
 
2012-11-15 02:37:01 PM  
"So, as a caper goes, it was probably unsuccessful," a source said. 

InigoMontoya.gif
 
2012-11-15 02:37:36 PM  
They just need to find where Stacks ditched the truck. Look in Jersey.
 
2012-11-15 02:37:48 PM  
I still have money coming in through my Pittsburgh connections.
 
2012-11-15 02:38:40 PM  
Jokes on them, they have to download Itunes first.
 
2012-11-15 02:40:28 PM  
I always wanted to be a gangster.
 
2012-11-15 02:41:24 PM  
Was watching GoodFellas on my DVR this morning, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/is that a helicopter hovering overhead?
 
2012-11-15 02:42:12 PM  
Well it's pretty easy to steal $1.5M worth of Ipads when the box is only 2 ft x 2ft
 
2012-11-15 02:42:28 PM  

Joce678: "So, as a caper goes, it was probably unsuccessful," a source said. 

InigoMontoya.gif


Not really... knowing Apple, I'd bet that the moment those go online and report home, they'll receive an auto-blow-yourself-up command and the suckers that bought the stolen merchandise will have a nice paperweight.

Electronics that report to it's lord and master company and identify itself with the ability of being bricked are not a good "investment" when it comes to a burglary/heist.
 
2012-11-15 02:43:17 PM  
This story just speaks to how truly safe you are in an airport thanks to the TSA.
 
2012-11-15 02:43:26 PM  

imfallen_angel: , I'd bet that the moment those go online and report home, they'll receive an auto-blow-yourself-up command and the suckers that bought the stolen merchandise will have a nice paperweight.


How will that matter to the people who have already been paid for them
 
2012-11-15 02:43:28 PM  
And by the way, look for them on sale in your questionable neighborhood electronics store soon.

www.movie-censorship.com
 
2012-11-15 02:44:26 PM  
A pair of brazen crooks punched another hole in the lax JFK security when they stole a trove of new Apple iPad minis - worth $1.5 million...

"So, as a caper goes, it was probably unsuccessful," a source said.

i46.tinypic.com

The 'source'
 
2012-11-15 02:45:07 PM  
First thing I thought of was Goodfellas. Glad I'm not alone.
 
2012-11-15 02:46:20 PM  
Donnchadha: So, what? Four of them?

ha! came here to say that. leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-15 02:47:15 PM  
How about a snow globe full of triacetone triperoxide? Hey, no prob.
 
2012-11-15 02:48:29 PM  
Thread needs a soundtrack

/sweating profusely
/telling my kid brother to keep stirring the sauce
 
2012-11-15 02:48:36 PM  
What Jimmy really loved to do, what he really loved to do was steal. I mean he actually enjoyed it. Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.
 
2012-11-15 02:55:12 PM  

The Muthaship: imfallen_angel: , I'd bet that the moment those go online and report home, they'll receive an auto-blow-yourself-up command and the suckers that bought the stolen merchandise will have a nice paperweight.

How will that matter to the people who have already been paid for them


SInce we are talking about ..how many?... 5 or 6 iPads? One of the buyers should be able to lead the police to who sold it to her.
 
2012-11-15 02:56:51 PM  

imfallen_angel: SInce we are talking about ..how many?... 5 or 6 iPads? One of the buyers should be able to lead the police to who sold it to her.


HA! Yeah, that's possible.
 
2012-11-15 02:57:30 PM  
Think I will watch GoodFellas tonight.
Making spaghetti, using a razor blade to slice the garlic real thin.
 
2012-11-15 03:02:11 PM  
For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world.
 
2012-11-15 03:07:02 PM  

Rip Dashrock: Think I will watch GoodFellas tonight.
Making spaghetti, using a razor blade to slice the garlic real thin.


Don't put too much onions in the sauce
 
2012-11-15 03:12:01 PM  
Its pretty easy to get two ipads under your shirt.
 
2012-11-15 03:12:03 PM  
So now we know why De Niro was blowing up Jay-Z's phone.
 
2012-11-15 03:15:44 PM  
Technically, yes, they are thieves. But that's kind of a broad statement. This wasn't some idiot knocking off a liquor store. This was an Inside job. There were connections to organized crime. Pilfering adds to the cost of your products. It takes hard earned money money out of your pocket and feeds organized crime and does not affect the seller. The manufacturer will not absorb that loss. They pass it on to their customer. If you see someone who looks Italian, it's really just best to kill them on the spot.
 
2012-11-15 03:18:51 PM  
(banging bathroom wall) JIMMMMMMMMMMMYMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
 
2012-11-15 03:24:18 PM  
I'm gonna go get the playlist, get the playlist
 
2012-11-15 03:26:41 PM  
Hey, you got an iPhone?
 
2012-11-15 03:27:37 PM  

Donnchadha: So, what? Four of them?


exactly my comment
 
2012-11-15 03:28:26 PM  
deniro.jvlnet.com

"Hey Jimmy, I need my iPad money"
 
2012-11-15 03:32:10 PM  
www.gonemovies.com
 
2012-11-15 03:32:52 PM  
Isn't JFK rated as having the highest theft rate of all airports in the US?
 
2012-11-15 03:40:34 PM  
Wait until they find out they're really just mirrors and duct tape. That will be hilarious.
 
2012-11-15 03:43:25 PM  

Donnchadha: So, what? Four of them?


fark you quickdraw mcgraw
 
2012-11-15 03:44:32 PM  
media.tumblr.com

I'm gonna go get the iPads, get the iPads.
 
2012-11-15 03:47:31 PM  
Actually you can. I flew to NYC recently and for kicks put a quarter-full standard tube of toothpaste in my liquids Ziploc. I even put the Ziploc in the tray with my shoes. No problem. I think they may have started to realize that the whole liquid business is absolutely farktarded.
 
2012-11-15 04:03:33 PM  
The TSA is probably more run by organized crime than Homeland Insecurity now, anyway. The bosses put out feelers about what they want, the floor grunts steal as many as possible or claim they can't be flown with, and the box of rejects disappears at the end of the shift.
 
2012-11-15 04:13:11 PM  
So, when these Mob customers find out their new iPad is bricked, who do they go to for warranty work?

/since Apple has the ID #s for all those stolen, won't they be nuked as soon as they use the internet?
 
2012-11-15 04:55:01 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "Gonna go get the tablets, get the tablets."


*snort* +1

MikeMc: jimmy2x.jpg

I'm gonna go get the iPads, get the iPads.


you gots beat in the 4th post (sans pic, which is what I was about to add)
 
2012-11-15 05:00:24 PM  
Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.
 
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