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(Gawker)   Meet the 24-year-old "model/actor" who tried to take down Elmo   (gawker.com) divider line 91
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2012-11-15 10:08:09 AM
Scumbag
 
2012-11-15 10:18:42 AM

NowhereMon: Scumbag


Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.
 
2012-11-15 10:19:11 AM
I was about to submit this but I thought it might be in poor taste.  Whatever though, Knife weilding jewel thief?
 
2012-11-15 10:24:24 AM
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Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.
 
2012-11-15 10:26:49 AM
Stephens is a 24-year-old "model/actor" who lives in Pennsylvania and was previously arrested for robbing $250,000 in jewelry from a music manager at knife point.

I doubt this man would ever try and extort someone for money. No, not this fine upstanding person.
 
2012-11-15 10:40:47 AM
And Kevin Clash will have to deal with this bullshiat for the rest of his life. This guy should go to (and would probably enjoy) prison.
 
2012-11-15 10:41:37 AM
THis is hilarious: Link
 
2012-11-15 10:42:08 AM
He has crazy eyes...and he's not nearly hot enough to offset them.
 
2012-11-15 10:42:36 AM

calm like a bomb: And Kevin Clash will have to deal with this bullshiat for the rest of his life. This guy should go to (and would probably enjoy) prison.


Judging from the whole robbery at knife point accusation, I'd say it's just a matter of time. He sure looks like the kinda sweet thang prison bubbas might enjoy.
 
2012-11-15 10:43:25 AM
Tried? I'm pretty sure he "took down" Elmo quite a few times back then.
 
2012-11-15 10:43:34 AM
Apparently spending lots of time trying to make yourself look like an R&B star doesn't pay the bills. Who knew?
 
2012-11-15 10:44:35 AM

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


Well he looks like he could suck a cock...
 
2012-11-15 10:44:44 AM
Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
 
2012-11-15 10:44:56 AM
What a "homo".


Too soon?


Anyway, look to see him with his own reality show airing right after Honey Boo Boo
 
2012-11-15 10:45:49 AM
What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.
 
2012-11-15 10:46:26 AM
Assholes like this including the women who make up rape, like the biatch from the Duke thing, should face the same sentence that the person they've accused would have faced.
 
2012-11-15 10:46:35 AM
his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.
 
2012-11-15 10:49:37 AM

dumbobruni: his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.


She was just trying to cut a few loose threads from his cardigan and slipped - over, and over again. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2012-11-15 10:50:07 AM
I won't let my kids play with that red, gay muppet anymore.

Bert is a much cleaner, safer and straighter choice.
 
2012-11-15 10:50:19 AM

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


hell Im not gay and I can see the attraction in this young man.

(honest I am not gay)
HONEST! Not even a little!
 
2012-11-15 10:50:50 AM

Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.


Oh, who hasn't stuck their dick in crazy before?
 
2012-11-15 10:51:32 AM

mc_madness: I won't let my kids play with that red, gay muppet anymore.

Bert is a much cleaner, safer and straighter choice.


Don't let Ernie hear you say that.
 
2012-11-15 10:51:52 AM

FirstNationalBastard: NowhereMon: Scumbag

Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.


This seems to prove the opposite. TSG ratted him out and now he's pretty screwed. Every future Google search will connect him to this. And I can't imagine he made any money since there was no settlement. If anything, he owes his lawyers money and is subject to a libel suit.

You're right from the standpoint that Clash has been unfairly smeared, but hopefully he can clean his name.
 
2012-11-15 10:51:52 AM
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This is how I see the argument that led up to this 

/Elmo is manly
 
2012-11-15 10:52:05 AM
Those tattoos are AMAZING. I mean, WOW! You can sense the subtle meaning in the form of the artists strokes and the exquisite shading. Attention to detail is on spot and the flow of the lines is outstanding. They really tell a story and he looks MUCH more interesting because of them.
 
2012-11-15 10:52:15 AM
This is the schlong, La La La La Elmo's Schlong.

:(
 
2012-11-15 10:52:31 AM

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.


Yeah, that dude is Greek god beautiful. I can't stop looking at him, and I'm straight.

When I saw the picture and read the article the first thing I did was forward it to my buddy. He has a thing for racially ambiguous, vaguely dangerous young men; a thing that used to get him in trouble from time to time back when he was single.

He'll probably be sitting outside the guy's apartment with a bouquet and a pair of handcuffs.
 
2012-11-15 10:54:12 AM

Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.


Who amongst us, at one time or another, has not stuck his dick in the crazy?
 
2012-11-15 10:54:21 AM

Lumpmoose: FirstNationalBastard: NowhereMon: Scumbag

Yeah, but he knows how to game the system. Just whisper the word "pedo", and the frenzy will net a fat payout.

This seems to prove the opposite. TSG ratted him out and now he's pretty screwed. Every future Google search will connect him to this. And I can't imagine he made any money since there was no settlement. If anything, he owes his lawyers money and is subject to a libel suit.

You're right from the standpoint that Clash has been unfairly smeared, but hopefully he can clean his name.


Clash got lucky. What was it, his unauthorized e-mails from CTW computers that cleared him? If Clash had obeyed company policy, he would have been farked.
 
2012-11-15 10:54:48 AM

abhorrent1: Assholes like this including the women who make up rape, like the biatch from the Duke thing, should face the same sentence that the person they've accused would have faced.


Well, she's in jail for murder, so I think that worked out in that case.
 
2012-11-15 10:56:30 AM
 
2012-11-15 10:58:51 AM
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And not the other way around.
 
2012-11-15 10:59:06 AM
Oh, Gawker. Wouldn't it be nicer to just let this story die?
 
2012-11-15 11:01:51 AM

calm like a bomb: Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.

Who amongst us, at one time or another, has not stuck his dick in the crazy?


And how many of those have not regretted it later?
 
2012-11-15 11:05:02 AM
I hope he enjoyed his pay day because in this business, he'll never work again.

/I'd never hire him unless the allegations were proven to be true.
 
2012-11-15 11:06:36 AM
Am I the only one who keeps hearing "Elmo knows where you live" from the Simpsons episode each time this story comes up?
 
HBK
2012-11-15 11:07:33 AM

BigNumber12: [i158.photobucket.com image 293x180]

And not the other way around.


I see my work's been done here. Bravo.
 
2012-11-15 11:09:33 AM
I wonder what he will do with the payoff money?
 
2012-11-15 11:10:19 AM

dumbobruni: his Mom sounds great too.

Felicia Stephens, 48, was charged last March with attempted murder after she allegedly repeatedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors.


Sheldon fits a profile for a Second Mile kid. He is from Pennsylvania.

Also, Clash can do better than this, can't he?
 
mhd
2012-11-15 11:11:59 AM
Well, he does have a serious case of teen 'stache, so I can understand the confusion.
 
2012-11-15 11:14:05 AM
bossip.files.wordpress.com

Y'all know a gay porno be cumming yo way real sooon, buddy.

Tickle Me In Da Ass, Elmo!
 
2012-11-15 11:14:06 AM
Now that that's settled, let's revisit the entire ordeal in the form of Gawker's family friendly Elmo Sex Scandal Explainer.

Yeah, or we could, you know, not.
 
2012-11-15 11:19:42 AM
So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.
 
2012-11-15 11:20:53 AM
Did TMZ have any evidence other than this guy's word?
I'm loathed to use "lack of solid evidence" as an example to protect statutory rapists, but you have to have more than just the verbal testimony of a single unreliable witness.
 
2012-11-15 11:24:11 AM
I'm sure his grandma will be telling us her sweet grandkid would NEVER do anything bad. NEVER!
 
2012-11-15 11:27:22 AM
Tickle MY Elmo
 
2012-11-15 11:28:19 AM

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?


I know the difference between a pedophile and an ephebophile, so that part doesn't apply, but I did call him a pervert and a deviant. You get no apology. He was nailing a kid who could have been in the same high school as his daughter. In addition to "pervert" and "deviant", I'll add "creep", "sleeze", and "skeevey". "Technically legal" does not equal "good idea".
 
2012-11-15 11:31:14 AM

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.


B-b-b-b-b-b-ut... TEH CHILDRUN! WE NEED TO THINK OF TEH CHILDRUN!

/The people who spend so much time thinking about the children scare me. I don't think actual pedophiles think about the children as much as the people who always scream about how we need to think of the children.
 
2012-11-15 11:32:36 AM
As the father of a two-year-old girl who is in love with Elmo, let me just say, "F*ck you, guy."
 
2012-11-15 11:34:06 AM

Cyclometh: So, do we go back to the original thread and ask everyone who called Clash a pervert, pedophile and deviant to recant and apologize?

This is an object lesson in why we are assumed innocent until proven guilty in court. It's something that should extend outside that also, but the media needs their blood.


46 and 18 is still pretty creepy. Legal, yes. But then, lots of creepy shiat is legal.
 
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