devilEther: He has a smile like Paul Ryan.
gilgigamesh: Did he use a rake?Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
LL316: Whiskey Dickens: Mcaffolder: Pfftt farking Canadians... they produce sociopaths like Micheal Bolton,Did you just give New Haven, Connecticut to Canada?!?! Because he's from there.Also, the name is spelled "Michael."It's like the third most common name in the history of ever, so congrats on screwing THAT up....and Seline Dion. Then try and tell us how superior they are.I'm assuming you're talking about Celine Dion?That's a great joke (if you're Trey Parker and the year is 1998)! What's next? Jokes about Bryan Adams?Bryan Adams sucks. And so does Molson.
Minus 1 Charisma: FTA: Law enforcement contacts, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told CBS4 investigator Brian Maass that Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed."lolThere has got to be tape of this somewhere.
Buck Henderson: special20: Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.Not a fan of chemistry?
farbiez: How much must it suck to be a public defender for a pos like this?
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