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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Sideshow Bob made a half-hearted suicide attempt in his prison cell   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 29
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12244 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2012 at 12:12 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-15 10:32:15 AM
3 votes:
someone should help him with that.
2012-11-15 09:56:07 AM
3 votes:
I thought we'd given up on the Sideshow Bob thing weeks ago.
2012-11-15 02:02:38 PM
2 votes:
Wow, Americans are a sad bunch. Seeing you get violently mad at this guy and wish him death in creative ways makes me wonder if you're not both sociopaths.
It's as if you'd get mad at a dog for getting rabies, then kill it by raping it to death because it bit someone you've never even met.
The man is broken in the head. Your rage should be directed at your decimated social safety net that would have prevented this.
2012-11-15 12:28:36 PM
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.


That is basically 180o against their nature.
2012-11-15 12:28:22 PM
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?

I'm in a foul mood this Thursday so the morbid-er the better-er.


*hugs and squeezes* feel better?

And yeah, I think some inmates should help him out with this. There's a special level of hell for people who kill children.

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2012-11-15 12:27:32 PM
2 votes:
One police issued one of these
www.enemyforces.net

theeffortlesschic.com

one of these
www.policemag.com

www.decodeunicode.org

Taxpayer money well spent
2012-11-15 12:15:36 PM
2 votes:
You know what? Do the opposite, don't help him to die, force him to live

/best torture is life sometimes
2012-11-15 10:53:28 AM
2 votes:
Ashame he didn't just do that first and spare everyone else instead.

I still think his mom is probably deeply involved in why he's such a messed up punk, but the media seems to have bought into her crap and left her alone.
2012-11-15 01:09:14 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.


Truth. There should be a "Suicide Now" button in every jail cell.
2012-11-15 01:04:56 PM
1 votes:
FTA: Law enforcement contacts, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told CBS4 investigator Brian Maass that Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed."

lol
There has got to be tape of this somewhere.
2012-11-15 12:39:02 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.


I bet he never spends a day in genpop.
2012-11-15 12:38:02 PM
1 votes:
Take care to assure he DOES NOT kill himself.

I want him to stare at four walls every day for 60 years, and realize the only way he is getting out of that place is in a coffin.

Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.
2012-11-15 12:37:52 PM
1 votes:

Private_Citizen: I was reading through Game of Thrones, and really liked the description of the sky prison thing.

We could do something similar in real life. Take an antenna tower about 50-60 stories high, and put a 7x7 box on top of it. Remove one wall. Tilt box 5 degrees towards open wall. Provide food daily, and wait for the "blue to call him".

Start a pool on how long it takes til he swan dives, and give the proceeds to his victims and their families.


I second this. If they can toss a Lannister in there, the criminals should be right at home.
2012-11-15 12:34:42 PM
1 votes:
*they're

ugg.
2012-11-15 12:34:12 PM
1 votes:
Dang - should read the thread first
2012-11-15 12:30:32 PM
1 votes:
I was reading through Game of Thrones, and really liked the description of the sky prison thing.

We could do something similar in real life. Take an antenna tower about 50-60 stories high, and put a 7x7 box on top of it. Remove one wall. Tilt box 5 degrees towards open wall. Provide food daily, and wait for the "blue to call him".

Start a pool on how long it takes til he swan dives, and give the proceeds to his victims and their families.
2012-11-15 12:28:28 PM
1 votes:
I once read a great science fiction story about using the brains of criminals to guide interplanetary probes. Eternal life, the complete inability to move or control anything...all systems were controlled through the autonomic system of the brain...out of your control and totally conscious the entire time. this dude is a candidate. Not wishing death for him...not wishing him locked up forever...sending him on a LOOOOOOOng mission to the next star system.
2012-11-15 12:27:57 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.

//could happen.


Getting a jury to award a family money for a guy committing suicide would be nigh impossible here in Colorado.
2012-11-15 12:24:21 PM
1 votes:
Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed.

LOL WUT?
2012-11-15 12:22:34 PM
1 votes:

Carth: Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.


Won't happen. These aren't suicide attempts; at best, they're cries for attention.
2012-11-15 12:19:47 PM
1 votes:
Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.
2012-11-15 12:18:52 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure the families of the victims would love to finish the job for him.

Too morbid for a Thursday?
2012-11-15 12:17:47 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "CBS4 has learned from reliable law enforcement sources that James Holmes has made multiple suicide attempts in recent days, and at least one of the attempts led to a brief hospitalization."

Translation: "We beat the ever-livin' dogshiat outta that guy"
2012-11-15 12:17:37 PM
1 votes:
That picture is creepier than the carrot-top ones
2012-11-15 12:17:36 PM
1 votes:
He wasn't successful?

Damn.
2012-11-15 12:15:17 PM
1 votes:
I want to read the story on how he choked to death on his own detached penis.
2012-11-15 11:10:46 AM
1 votes:
I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.
2012-11-15 10:40:34 AM
1 votes:
Do it.
2012-11-15 10:39:21 AM
1 votes:
Did he use a rake?

Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
 
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