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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Sideshow Bob made a half-hearted suicide attempt in his prison cell   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 86
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2012-11-15 09:56:07 AM  
I thought we'd given up on the Sideshow Bob thing weeks ago.
 
2012-11-15 10:32:15 AM  
someone should help him with that.
 
2012-11-15 10:39:21 AM  
Did he use a rake?

Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
 
2012-11-15 10:40:34 AM  
Do it.
 
2012-11-15 10:53:28 AM  
Ashame he didn't just do that first and spare everyone else instead.

I still think his mom is probably deeply involved in why he's such a messed up punk, but the media seems to have bought into her crap and left her alone.
 
2012-11-15 11:10:46 AM  
I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.
 
2012-11-15 12:15:17 PM  
I want to read the story on how he choked to death on his own detached penis.
 
2012-11-15 12:15:36 PM  
You know what? Do the opposite, don't help him to die, force him to live

/best torture is life sometimes
 
2012-11-15 12:17:36 PM  
He wasn't successful?

Damn.
 
2012-11-15 12:17:37 PM  
That picture is creepier than the carrot-top ones
 
2012-11-15 12:17:47 PM  
FTA: "CBS4 has learned from reliable law enforcement sources that James Holmes has made multiple suicide attempts in recent days, and at least one of the attempts led to a brief hospitalization."

Translation: "We beat the ever-livin' dogshiat outta that guy"
 
2012-11-15 12:18:15 PM  
FTFA: another involving him jumping off his bed.

HE COULD HAVE SPRAINED AN ANKLE!
 
2012-11-15 12:18:52 PM  
I'm sure the families of the victims would love to finish the job for him.

Too morbid for a Thursday?
 
2012-11-15 12:19:47 PM  
Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.
 
2012-11-15 12:20:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: Did he use a rake?

Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.


www.dudemeetsdad.com

Came for this. kind of disappoined.

/hot
 
2012-11-15 12:20:08 PM  
Did they award him a Nobel Prize?
 
2012-11-15 12:21:34 PM  
oh... side SHOW bob

arcadeartlibrary.com
 
2012-11-15 12:22:34 PM  

Carth: Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.


Won't happen. These aren't suicide attempts; at best, they're cries for attention.
 
2012-11-15 12:22:37 PM  

FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?


I'm in a foul mood this Thursday so the morbid-er the better-er.
 
2012-11-15 12:24:21 PM  
Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed.

LOL WUT?
 
2012-11-15 12:24:31 PM  
I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.

//could happen.
 
2012-11-15 12:25:05 PM  
So he's a sad clown, then?
 
2012-11-15 12:25:33 PM  

Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?


No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.
 
2012-11-15 12:27:32 PM  
One police issued one of these
www.enemyforces.net

theeffortlesschic.com

one of these
www.policemag.com

www.decodeunicode.org

Taxpayer money well spent
 
2012-11-15 12:27:57 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.

//could happen.


Getting a jury to award a family money for a guy committing suicide would be nigh impossible here in Colorado.
 
2012-11-15 12:28:22 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?

I'm in a foul mood this Thursday so the morbid-er the better-er.


*hugs and squeezes* feel better?

And yeah, I think some inmates should help him out with this. There's a special level of hell for people who kill children.

Unavailable for comment:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-15 12:28:28 PM  
I once read a great science fiction story about using the brains of criminals to guide interplanetary probes. Eternal life, the complete inability to move or control anything...all systems were controlled through the autonomic system of the brain...out of your control and totally conscious the entire time. this dude is a candidate. Not wishing death for him...not wishing him locked up forever...sending him on a LOOOOOOOng mission to the next star system.
 
2012-11-15 12:28:36 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.


That is basically 180o against their nature.
 
2012-11-15 12:30:32 PM  
I was reading through Game of Thrones, and really liked the description of the sky prison thing.

We could do something similar in real life. Take an antenna tower about 50-60 stories high, and put a 7x7 box on top of it. Remove one wall. Tilt box 5 degrees towards open wall. Provide food daily, and wait for the "blue to call him".

Start a pool on how long it takes til he swan dives, and give the proceeds to his victims and their families.
 
2012-11-15 12:31:13 PM  

GranoblasticMan: Carth: Put him "alone" in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.

Won't happen. These aren't suicide attempts; at best, they're cries for attention.


Better?
 
2012-11-15 12:33:06 PM  

kiwimoogle84: *hugs and squeezes* feel better?


A little bit, thaaank you!

The Muthaship: CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.

That is basically 180o against their nature.


I know. Maybe we could implant something in their brains when their diagnosed that makes them want to hurt themselves instead of others? Like a quick dart gun when their not looking...
 
2012-11-15 12:33:09 PM  
Robin Lopez frowns leaves mouth agape upon your comparison.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-15 12:33:34 PM  
Stepping on a rake?
 
2012-11-15 12:34:12 PM  
Dang - should read the thread first
 
2012-11-15 12:34:31 PM  
He has a smile like Paul Ryan.
 
2012-11-15 12:34:38 PM  

special20: Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?

No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.


Not a fan of chemistry?
 
2012-11-15 12:34:42 PM  
*they're

ugg.
 
2012-11-15 12:36:31 PM  
How much must it suck to be a public defender for a pos like this?
 
2012-11-15 12:37:05 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Maybe we could implant something in their brains when their diagnosed that makes them want to hurt themselves instead of others? Like a quick dart gun when their not looking...


I am all for it.
 
2012-11-15 12:37:52 PM  

Private_Citizen: I was reading through Game of Thrones, and really liked the description of the sky prison thing.

We could do something similar in real life. Take an antenna tower about 50-60 stories high, and put a 7x7 box on top of it. Remove one wall. Tilt box 5 degrees towards open wall. Provide food daily, and wait for the "blue to call him".

Start a pool on how long it takes til he swan dives, and give the proceeds to his victims and their families.


I second this. If they can toss a Lannister in there, the criminals should be right at home.
 
2012-11-15 12:38:02 PM  
Take care to assure he DOES NOT kill himself.

I want him to stare at four walls every day for 60 years, and realize the only way he is getting out of that place is in a coffin.

Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.
 
2012-11-15 12:39:02 PM  

olddinosaur: Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.


I bet he never spends a day in genpop.
 
2012-11-15 12:40:54 PM  

farbiez: How much must it suck to be a public defender for a pos like this?


A local POS has already had two public defenders withdraw: Link

I feel for the next one.
 
2012-11-15 12:42:15 PM  
Do or do not, there is do try.
 
2012-11-15 12:42:32 PM  

Buck Henderson: special20: Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?

No, because he's obviously not a liberal. He might win a prize from the Koch brothers though.

Not a fan of chemistry?


I'm an avid practioner of attempted chemistry.

/half-hearted? Which half, atria or ventricles?
 
2012-11-15 12:46:36 PM  

Sybarite: I thought we'd given up on the Sideshow Bob thing weeks ago.


You'll get over it. ®
 
2012-11-15 12:47:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I want to read the story on how he choked to death on his own detached penis.


"MacGruber it's coonth"
 
2012-11-15 12:49:09 PM  
normally for the death penalty and would like to see someone like this go out painfully but in his case he wants to die and I would rather see him sit in a cell and go ape shiat crazy (I know, I know) forever..
or until someone gets their hands on him and takes him out very painfully..


/tax payers money well spent IMHO
 
2012-11-15 12:54:23 PM  
Good... Let him do it!
 
2012-11-15 01:04:56 PM  
FTA: Law enforcement contacts, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told CBS4 investigator Brian Maass that Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed."

lol
There has got to be tape of this somewhere.
 
2012-11-15 01:07:32 PM  

devilEther: He has a smile like Paul Ryan.


And probably a better fiscal plan for the U.S.
 
2012-11-15 01:08:03 PM  

Minus 1 Charisma: FTA: Law enforcement contacts, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told CBS4 investigator Brian Maass that Holmes jailhouse suicide attempts were viewed as being "half-hearted," with one of them involving him running into a wall in his jail cell, another involving him jumping off his bed."

lol
There has got to be tape of this somewhere.


I'm off to get counseling for all my kids. Apparently they are suicidal.
 
2012-11-15 01:09:14 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I truly wish more sociopaths would just kill themselves.


Truth. There should be a "Suicide Now" button in every jail cell.
 
2012-11-15 01:09:24 PM  
I don't get the jumping off a bed thing. Is it, like, a tall bunk and he's trying to land on his head?
 
2012-11-15 01:15:21 PM  
His name is James Holmes., have some respect.
 
2012-11-15 01:17:11 PM  
Solution: hidden camera live broadcast it and let the rest of the world have a chuckle at his antics - maybe throw in some random funny props and watch him react to them...rubber squeaky hammer, large foam question mark, etc etc..
 
2012-11-15 01:23:50 PM  

olddinosaur: Take care to assure he DOES NOT kill himself.

I want him to stare at four walls every day for 60 years, and realize the only way he is getting out of that place is in a coffin.

Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.


People like you are funny. You act as if he actually has a normally working brain that can comprehend such things.
 
2012-11-15 01:45:09 PM  
don't they have straight jackets and padded cells or is that just in movies? seems to me it would solve the problem. we need to keep him alive long enough to convict him before we kill him.
 
2012-11-15 02:02:38 PM  
Wow, Americans are a sad bunch. Seeing you get violently mad at this guy and wish him death in creative ways makes me wonder if you're not both sociopaths.
It's as if you'd get mad at a dog for getting rabies, then kill it by raping it to death because it bit someone you've never even met.
The man is broken in the head. Your rage should be directed at your decimated social safety net that would have prevented this.
 
2012-11-15 02:09:31 PM  
Pfftt farking Canadians... they produce sociopaths like Micheal Bolton, and Seline Dion. Then try and tell us how superior they are. Whiskey Dickens, before you make broad sweeping comments, just know that you wrong. The social system in this country is decimated but this act didnt cause James Holmes to go crazy. He parents were well to do, and he was an educated elite. There was never a case of him being on food stamps, or too poor to not receive mental care. In my opinion, the rich in this country are way more likely to become socially maligned, as the poor are too farking busy working to afford healthcare.


/Canada, its a suburb of the US
// Except all Frenchy and snobby in the East
 
2012-11-15 02:09:50 PM  
Let him do it, Batman would.
"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
 
2012-11-15 02:46:44 PM  

dj1s: I once read a great science fiction story about using the brains of criminals to guide interplanetary probes. Eternal life, the complete inability to move or control anything...all systems were controlled through the autonomic system of the brain...out of your control and totally conscious the entire time. this dude is a candidate. Not wishing death for him...not wishing him locked up forever...sending him on a LOOOOOOOng mission to the next star system.


Do you happen to remember the title and/or author? Sounds like a good story.
 
2012-11-15 02:52:05 PM  
Isn't he on medication? Don't medications sometimes get mixed up or wrong doses given? By mistake? Or bottles left behind?
 
2012-11-15 03:14:53 PM  

imtheonlylp: Solution: hidden camera live broadcast it and let the rest of the world have a chuckle at his antics - maybe throw in some random funny props and watch him react to them...rubber squeaky hammer, large foam question mark, etc etc..


Brilliant!!!! You could charger for access and pay for his stay....

I once saw a cat web site that had internet user controlled camera and toys for the cats. We could incorporate something like that but that tripped him, pushed him off the bed, shoot rocks at him, etc...

Now I would pay for that....
 
2012-11-15 03:19:12 PM  

Mcaffolder: Pfftt farking Canadians... they produce sociopaths like Micheal Bolton,


Did you just give New Haven, Connecticut to Canada?!?! Because he's from there.
Also, the name is spelled "Michael."
It's like the third most common name in the history of ever, so congrats on screwing THAT up.

...and Seline Dion. Then try and tell us how superior they are.

I'm assuming you're talking about Celine Dion?
That's a great joke (if you're Trey Parker and the year is 1998)! What's next? Jokes about Bryan Adams?
 
2012-11-15 03:28:21 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Mcaffolder: Pfftt farking Canadians... they produce sociopaths like Micheal Bolton,

Did you just give New Haven, Connecticut to Canada?!?! Because he's from there.
Also, the name is spelled "Michael."
It's like the third most common name in the history of ever, so congrats on screwing THAT up.

...and Seline Dion. Then try and tell us how superior they are.

I'm assuming you're talking about Celine Dion?
That's a great joke (if you're Trey Parker and the year is 1998)! What's next? Jokes about Bryan Adams?


Bryan Adams sucks. And so does Molson.
 
2012-11-15 03:32:25 PM  
I don't think he chose to be mentally ill. I don't condone what he did, obviously, but it saddens me to see the lack of compassion for people who are sick beyond their control.

No, he doesn't need to be out in society where he can harm others. But living inside his head must be a never-ending nightmare. I don't see how it serves anyone to enjoy or intentionally provoke his additional suffering.
 
2012-11-15 03:46:18 PM  

Aces and Eights: I don't think he chose to be mentally ill. I don't condone what he did, obviously, but it saddens me to see the lack of compassion for people who are sick beyond their control.

No, he doesn't need to be out in society where he can harm others. But living inside his head must be a never-ending nightmare. I don't see how it serves anyone to enjoy or intentionally provoke his additional suffering.


I don't think he realizes that he's mentally ill. To him, he's normal in an abnormal world.
 
2012-11-15 03:46:55 PM  
I guess that's better than a hoof-hearted attempt.
 
2012-11-15 03:55:08 PM  

LL316: Whiskey Dickens: Mcaffolder: Pfftt farking Canadians... they produce sociopaths like Micheal Bolton,

Did you just give New Haven, Connecticut to Canada?!?! Because he's from there.
Also, the name is spelled "Michael."
It's like the third most common name in the history of ever, so congrats on screwing THAT up.

...and Seline Dion. Then try and tell us how superior they are.

I'm assuming you're talking about Celine Dion?
That's a great joke (if you're Trey Parker and the year is 1998)! What's next? Jokes about Bryan Adams?

Bryan Adams sucks. And so does Molson.


Fight, fight! Seriously though, you're both kind of right. You canucks do have your fair share of loonballs however, so don't get all Wayne Gretzky uppity on your neighbors. We let you flaphats do whatever it is you do up there, like go to nickleback concerts, and produce sub par comedy, so just chill. Hoser
 
2012-11-15 04:00:13 PM  

Aces and Eights: I don't think he chose to be mentally ill. I don't condone what he did, obviously, but it saddens me to see the lack of compassion for people who are sick beyond their control.

No, he doesn't need to be out in society where he can harm others. But living inside his head must be a never-ending nightmare. I don't see how it serves anyone to enjoy or intentionally provoke his additional suffering.


Wow, really? I personally wish he had no 'additional suffering' nor the families of the people he injured and killed. He is a mass murdering psychopath that needs to die. NOW. Not after we pay for him to go through evaluations and numerous hearings, NOW... It does sot matter 'if he meant to be mentally ill', nobody intentionally becomes mentally ill, he is a danger to anyone he is around and dose not deserve another breath, much less meal, trial, or at a chance at living to a ripe old age.....

What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????

/BTW, nice trolling there Whiskey.....
 
2012-11-15 04:04:07 PM  
olddinosaur
Take care to assure he DOES NOT kill himself.

I want him to stare at four walls every day for 60 years, and realize the only way he is getting out of that place is in a coffin.

Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.


Ya know, he might just like those things. A quiet room with 3 square meals, and some butt-farking. Some people would love that.

I say take away his civil rights (just like he took away the civil rights of the folks he killed) and have him doing very hard labor day in and out, until he begs for a rope. Then give it to him.
 
2012-11-15 04:19:18 PM  

brandied: olddinosaur
Take care to assure he DOES NOT kill himself.

I want him to stare at four walls every day for 60 years, and realize the only way he is getting out of that place is in a coffin.

Not to mention all the fun the other cons will have with him.

Ya know, he might just like those things. A quiet room with 3 square meals, and some butt-farking. Some people would love that.

I say take away his civil rights (just like he took away the civil rights of the folks he killed) and have him doing very hard labor day in and out, until he begs for a rope. Then give it to him.


what if he's actually innocent
 
2012-11-15 05:28:34 PM  

Zukipilot: imtheonlylp: Solution: hidden camera live broadcast it and let the rest of the world have a chuckle at his antics - maybe throw in some random funny props and watch him react to them...rubber squeaky hammer, large foam question mark, etc etc..

Brilliant!!!! You could charger for access and pay for his stay....

I once saw a cat web site that had internet user controlled camera and toys for the cats. We could incorporate something like that but that tripped him, pushed him off the bed, shoot rocks at him, etc...

Now I would pay for that....


Oh! Like T-Bone's stress aquarium!! I wasted HOURS on that site.
 
2012-11-15 05:30:50 PM  

Zukipilot: Aces and Eights: I don't think he chose to be mentally ill. I don't condone what he did, obviously, but it saddens me to see the lack of compassion for people who are sick beyond their control.

No, he doesn't need to be out in society where he can harm others. But living inside his head must be a never-ending nightmare. I don't see how it serves anyone to enjoy or intentionally provoke his additional suffering.

Wow, really? I personally wish he had no 'additional suffering' nor the families of the people he injured and killed. He is a mass murdering psychopath that needs to die. NOW. Not after we pay for him to go through evaluations and numerous hearings, NOW... It does sot matter 'if he meant to be mentally ill', nobody intentionally becomes mentally ill, he is a danger to anyone he is around and dose not deserve another breath, much less meal, trial, or at a chance at living to a ripe old age.....

What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????

/BTW, nice trolling there Whiskey.....


I was referring to people making fun of him, decribing how they would like to torture him, how they would like to see him die a painful death, or suffer in agony for the rest of his life, all of which appears earlier in this thread.

And I never said I oppose the death penalty. But I do oppose ignoring due process, as you suggest here.
 
2012-11-15 05:53:29 PM  
You mean to say he attempted attention-whoring several times.

"Brief hospital stay" - someone's not serious.
 
2012-11-15 06:00:09 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.

//could happen.


Let's just kill the family, too. Let him watch his entire family (extended also) get murdered while he sits in a cell, powerless. Say, if he has a cousin who just gave birth to a baby, put a bullet into the back of the infants' head, then the cousin. Make sure Holmes' DNA is halted right in it's tracks.

They throw a firecracker at you, you firebomb their house. Make sure any response is totally out of proportion with the original offense.
 
2012-11-15 07:26:12 PM  

Zukipilot: What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????


Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Oh wait--Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?????
 
2012-11-15 07:39:37 PM  

cryinoutloud: Zukipilot: What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Oh wait--Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?????


I don't think it's to 'show', I think it's just extermination. In my utopia world, at least. Certain people have no business being in any sort of proximity with humans.

/I say this with lots of wine, after a really bad day dealing with my sociopath from the past; though I'll still agree with it tomorrow...
 
2012-11-15 08:01:58 PM  
I'm still curious why multiple witnesses AND police audio state there were multiple shooters.

And the fact that they found sideshow wearing a gasmask, and found another gasmask at the other end of the parking lot...

But... whatever.

Anyone test him for scopolamine?

Nah, I must be kidding.
 
2012-11-15 08:02:34 PM  

Sybarite: I thought we'd given up on the Sideshow Bob thing weeksmonths ago.


ftfy.
 
2012-11-15 09:00:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: Zukipilot: What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Oh wait--Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?????


0/10
 
2012-11-15 09:34:52 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: I'm assuming you're talking about Celine Dion?
That's a great joke (if you're Trey Parker and the year is 1998)! What's next? Jokes about Bryan Adams?


It might be Saline Dion he's talking about. She's a salty tart, that one!
 
2012-11-15 10:48:36 PM  

cryinoutloud: Zukipilot: What part of the cold blooded murderer that walked into a theater and killed innocent victims that were just trying to enjoy their lives do you people not get?????

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Oh wait--Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?????


As has already been commented, it's not about "showing" anyone anything.
But, that aside, there's also a huge difference between killing a piece of barely-human filth and killing a room filled with innocent people. If you think that the lives he ended and otherwise impacted are anywhere near equivalent to his life, I feel really pity for you. Your black and white "killing is bad" world is just ridiculous, frankly.

BUT, that said:
Unlike many people, I don't want him to kill himself. Nor should there he face the death penalty (in the traditional sense, at least).
That would be the waste of a somewhat decent body. Not in a "I'm attracted to it" kind of way, but in a "medical and other research could really use human subjects" kind of way.

Let's harvest his organs one at a time, test new medical techniques on him, expose him to various potentially-harmful situations and environments, and so on. Why waste the opportunity to perhaps benefit society, or even a few individuals?
 
2012-11-16 11:03:16 AM  
We should go talk to Norway, this guy and the Oslo shooter really should have to put up with each others boring insanity.
 
2012-11-16 12:15:37 PM  
I still utterly refuse the Sideshow Bob forced meme. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not interesting. In fact, it's proof that whoever tried to attract attention to Fark by this misguided attempt at what they consider "humor" - but everyone else considers corny dimwitted approval-seeking - is just a lonely, unsocialized wanna-be with a nonexistent sense of what's popular combined with a massive inferiority complex. Or perhaps an amygdalic vessel infarction or synaptic dysfunction? Well, something's wrong anyway.
 
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